1) arg ugly old man
2) Unlike most UOMs, I like young people and want them to do well.
3) You're in for a hell of a shock if you expect me to be as weak as my fellows.
4) Of course, after I kick your ass, you'll probably just come back better prepared and beat me into the ground. And that's fine; I reward that.
5) Despite what all logic would dictate, fire is one of the best things to counter me with.