1. I take to heart the words of a certain Walt Disney crab.
2. Given what my underlings are weak to, it's no wonder I'm the one in charge.
3. When you've been around as long as I have, you can take the time to perfect a talent: in my case, over-the-top maniacal laughter.
4. If you played on that sissy mode, you weren't worthy of meeting me, although I was perhaps nice enough to let you hear my voice.