You're all way off. Time to start getting blatant.
1. I'm widely considered to be the best at what I do.
2. ...though, you could say that I have more than one profession, so to speak.
3. Modern technology is quite useful for me, though many people in one of my professions tend to ignore it at best.
4. Remember: It's not terrorism if we do it.
5. You know how I said I'm the best at what I do? Well, that would still be true, if it wasn't for those two meddling teenage male sword wielders!
6. The RPG I'm from is well-liked. The first 20% of it or so, anyway. It's not my fault it's so damn long!