1. The group I travel with can only be described as "motley"
2. I'm on the run from my responsibilities
3. If there's one thing I just can't stand, it's when people lie to me
4. You probably can't tell just by looking at me, but I'm actually a human
5. I haven't seen my wife in years
6. ...actually, that's not entirely true. I just saw my wife recently, but she didn't recognize me.