Darril?
Ding ding!
1. I'm at my most dangerous near death.- Last Stand is one of Darril's moves and it gives him a huge boost to offense near death.
2. My commanders are losers. How dare they demote me from Captain?- Darril was demoted from Captain to Sargeant before FM4 started. It's a bit obscure since it's not mentioned in game, granted.
3. Long range attacks? Short range? Choices, choices. I'll take both!- His default weapon/skill build is shotguns and melee weapons, his best attack uses both.
4. How'd I get stuck helping out rebels? That idiot should have turned off the radio.- Chaeffer ropes Darril and Renges into staying in south america and helping out La Alianza. One of the ways he does it is by leaving his radio on so the VSA troops know who stole Diaz's gold.
5. Ah well, the price was right. 25 million in gold means it's easy street... if I can ever escape South America.- Duh.