1) I like to drink.
2) Don't come after me! I can go a little overboard when it comes to payback.
3) Besides, I'm not really interested in fighting. My relatives on the other hand...
4) I'd rather spend time around the Princess.
Sorry about the delay, reality decided to do things to push this well out of my mind. Anyway, obvious time:
5) I wasn't abducted by nobody, but it's easy to see why you might think so.
Taro is Adell's "little brother" from Disgaea 2. He was turned into a Cow-like Demon due to Zenon's curse.
1. His signatures moves involving him using self-boosts by drinking copious amounts of milk.
2. He has an obscenely high number of counters.
3. He's the only one of the human-turned-demons who isn't really all that crazy.
4. He develops an unhealthy (or perhaps very healthy considering his age?) attachment to Rosalyn, whom he affectionately (?) calls Princess. Rosalyn loves this. She makes him her vassal of sorts for the duration of the game.
5. When you recruit him, it's after he has 'taken candy from strangers' during one of Axel's weird plots to get back in the spotlight... Taro states that he didn't really think of it as being kidnapped, he just wanted the candy. He also manages to fall into a raging river somewhere in the middle of this, just to complete his set of 'Little Timmy mishaps'.