1. I guess you could call me a ladies man.
Terra briefly falls for him, and Celes falls for him hard. And he's got a forbidden love in his past.
2. Even though there's only one I'm after.
His major quest in the game is trying to bring Rachel back. Any other rescueing of damsels is recreational only.
3. Just so long as you don't call me THAT.
Never call him a thief, it's just rude.
I also had four more clues ready.
4. Y'know, I'm kind of wondering what the evil empire has against me getting a date.
5. Well, whatever. As soon as I finishing hunting down that treasure, I'll be together with her again.
6. I found my treasure, and I got my happy ending. Just didn't expect it'd mean saying goodbye.
7. Man, I sound like a chapter from a self-help book, don't I.
Anyways, props to Lance. When I saw how awesomely Bowser fit the first two clues, I wished I had thought of that. But, Miki made the guess, so it's his turn to shine.