SnowFire gets it right.
1) Giving people a lift? I can do that. <--- The Hero's innate skillset gets Upper.
2) Oh, you thought I meant -literally-. Uh... nope. But my dad does! <---- Not a literal lift! But both his past father and his current father (DW7 plot) have ships that they use.
3)
???: Repercussions of Evil
he waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were ninjas in the town. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the king were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
he was a???? for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the ships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY NINJAS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the place of the area he knew there were ninjas.
"This is King" the magic crackered. "You must fight the ninjas!"
So he gotted his wepon and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the ninjas
"I will shoot at him" said the masterninja and he fired the shurikens. he wepond at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the ninjas" he shouted
The radio said "No, he. You are the ninjass"
And then he was a pirate.
Okay, this was me being an asshole. But the main hints were: Pirates (Rare in most games, Sharkeye the past father is one kinda) the wanting to be on the ships with his father (brought up as a plot point early, main character is almost of age at the start to go with the fishing trips), the King (fantasy).
4) Okay, so my dad lied to me the entire time. There weren't ninjas, and there weren't monsters (we had to go find those, but ninjas weren't amongst them either). I suppose my other dad could've told me that, but he wasn't ever around as I grew up. (Mothers? Oh, you mean the generic NPCs. Got two of those, too, but. Eh). Still, at least both dads can fill in for the second hint! <-- Main has two sets of parents. DW7 plot.
5) This is a real mess, isn't it? But hey, if you pick up all the little hints and put them together, you might go to the right answer. Or you might be eaten by a monster. Actually, you probably will be attacked by monsters, no two ways about it. But hey, you make a certain incompetent group of villains happy! <--- Put the shards together, go places! Make the landmass appear! Make Team Magma happy!
6) Truth be told, though, pirate blood runs in my veins. Good thing it's a career option, though tradition - and my MYSTERIUS MARKEENG - dictates I become a hero. Bor-ing! Hey, maybe I should train as a monster instead... or just become a Backstreet Boy. What? Don't look at me that way, it's part of the training for becoming a wise man! ...Seriously! <-- Reference to the job system.
Your go, SnowFire.
