1. Just as planned.
2. Whose side am I on? There are several answers to this, but always my own.
3. I have two titles. One I bear openly and proudly. The other was unjustly denied me.
4. I'm also a thief of sorts. Still, couldn't I find anything better than... this ... to steal that one time?
5. ...and that one time being just before what sure looks like my last time. This was REALLY the wrong tool to try to save the world with. NoT aS pLAaAaAAaAaAANNeD
6. Still, you can't be entirely sure I won't be back. There was that time I sacrificed (?) myself, too, but I got better. A person who's been around as long as I have knows some good tricks.
7. My motive? Revenge. Against a world, and against one person in particular - a powerless fool who, yet, is also the vessel of my hopes and plans.