Author Topic: Guess the RPG Character - Mk. II (Read 128127 times)

Talaysen · « **Reply #1600 on:** April 23, 2010, 02:52:08 AM »

Magikarp

SnowFire · « **Reply #1601 on:** April 23, 2010, 03:01:43 AM »

1. Chaos. Despair. Bodies everywhere.
Right, this was the most misleading clue, of course, since it involves POKEMON PLOT. This refers to... actually an oddly effective scene I found in D/P. Team Galactic is trying to get the 3 legendary Pokemon, and you head to a lake to follow them... and... huh, what's that? A Magikarp out of the water. Walk a bit more, and... there's another. Walk to the next screen, and there are Magikarp *everywhere* and it's obvious that they drained the lake to get to the cave beneath. And the TG members also cheerfully mock the poor, struggling Magikarps. Clearly some chaos and despair on the Magikarp's ends! (Which of course opens the question of how much Magikarp enjoy fighting on dry land, since they can't seem to do much out of the water.)

2. Likes: Long walks on the beach. The gentle sound of falling rain. Charging at my opponents and crushing them.
Walking and killing make Pokemon happy. Magikarp's Swift Swim doubles his speed in rain.

3. You'd think I know sorcery from my name, but actually I'm strictly a bruiser.
Magic carp?

4. Though earlier in my illustrious career, I didn't even do much bruising. (Editor's Disclaimer: "Career" not actually "illustrious.")
Only Splash at low levels.

5. The magic of Jade Curtiss (Note: Not really magic, see #3), the might of Drachma, the weapon of Ulf... how come I don't win more often with power like that at my disposal?!
Splash, Tackle, Flail.

6. Clue #6? Sorry, but nothing happens in this clue.
....But nothing happened!

7. ...but nothing happened in this clue as well.
8. Odds look bad, give it another shot... but nothing happened.
9.-45. But nothing happened in these clues either!
...used 40 times.

Your go, Tal.

Talaysen · « **Reply #1602 on:** April 23, 2010, 03:20:16 AM »

Letting someone else take this as usual. I'm bad at making clues.

Dunefar · « **Reply #1603 on:** April 23, 2010, 03:39:49 AM »

I'll take it.

Dunefar · « **Reply #1604 on:** April 23, 2010, 03:43:57 AM »

1. It's not quite how it appears at first.

NotMiki · « **Reply #1605 on:** April 23, 2010, 04:00:36 AM »

Dunefar · « **Reply #1606 on:** April 23, 2010, 04:07:44 AM »

1. It's not quite how it appears at first.
2. It's way more messed up than it appears at first, too.

BaconForTheSoul · « **Reply #1607 on:** April 23, 2010, 04:27:32 AM »

Orson

NotMiki · « **Reply #1608 on:** April 23, 2010, 04:30:54 AM »

Luke?

Dunefar · « **Reply #1609 on:** April 23, 2010, 04:31:43 AM »

1. It's not quite how it appears at first.
2. It's way more messed up than it appears at first, too.
3. The alternative is a long, hard road but that's what I gotta do.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #1610 on:** April 23, 2010, 04:46:24 AM »

Mustadio~

Dunefar · « **Reply #1611 on:** April 23, 2010, 05:00:49 AM »

1. It's not quite how it appears at first.
2. It's way more messed up than it appears at first, too.
3. The alternative is a long, hard road but that's what I gotta do.
4. At least I don't have to walk that road alone, yeah? One of my friends is good at making sure we don't have to do that.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #1612 on:** April 23, 2010, 05:07:34 AM »

Hugo?

Magetastic · « **Reply #1613 on:** April 23, 2010, 04:24:45 PM »

Flonne! Nin nin~

Dunefar · « **Reply #1614 on:** April 23, 2010, 06:12:58 PM »

1. It's not quite how it appears at first.
2. It's way more messed up than it appears at first, too.
3. The alternative is a long, hard road but that's what I gotta do.
4. At least I don't have to walk that road alone, yeah? One of my friends is good at making sure we don't have to do that.
5. My friends are really good at transporting things, now that I think about it. Be it by land or air!

superaielman · « **Reply #1615 on:** April 23, 2010, 10:03:30 PM »

Wain?

Dunefar · « **Reply #1616 on:** April 23, 2010, 10:04:06 PM »

1. It's not quite how it appears at first.
2. It's way more messed up than it appears at first, too.
3. The alternative is a long, hard road but that's what I gotta do.
4. At least I don't have to walk that road alone, yeah? One of my friends is good at making sure we don't have to do that.
5. My friends are really good at transporting things, now that I think about it. Be it by land or air!
6. I even have another friend who can do it too, but she wimped out.

Taishyr · « **Reply #1617 on:** April 24, 2010, 01:40:56 AM »

Buh. I confess I have no clue.

Uh... Professor Oak. It's not just cutesy, it's actually horrific blood battles and he's a researcher into how the damn things fuck, but he's not alone, he has a bunch of kids helping him recruit shit for his horrid schemes and the computer dude lets him sort shit out anywhere. I have no clue on clue 6, maybe Ash's mom was a trainer who gave it up for smoking pot or something, I don't know.

And I know this isn't right because Dune would never choose Pokemon but fuck you it fits the clues pretty damn well. >_>

Dunefar · « **Reply #1618 on:** April 24, 2010, 01:42:06 AM »

1. It's not quite how it appears at first.
2. It's way more messed up than it appears at first, too.
3. The alternative is a long, hard road but that's what I gotta do.
4. At least I don't have to walk that road alone, yeah? One of my friends is good at making sure we don't have to do that.
5. My friends are really good at transporting things, now that I think about it. Be it by land or air!
6. I even have another friend who can do it too, but she wimped out.
7. At least we didn't make her an outcast when she wimped out. Others weren't so kind before, even if it wasn't for quite the same thing.

Grefter · « **Reply #1619 on:** April 24, 2010, 01:49:19 AM »

I am just going to put it out there that this being about your penis still keeps working for almost everyone's clues.

Dunefar · « **Reply #1620 on:** April 24, 2010, 01:57:49 AM »

You are disturbed, Grefter. <_<

Dunefar · « **Reply #1621 on:** April 24, 2010, 02:09:20 AM »

Edited the seventh clue, it didn't mean what I quite meant to to mean.

Taishyr · « **Reply #1622 on:** April 24, 2010, 02:13:52 AM »

uhhhh

...

sounds like FFX and Yuna being the one who wimped out on the summoner's quest, but she had nothing to do with transport

regardless. Tidus.

Dunefar · « **Reply #1623 on:** April 24, 2010, 02:14:51 AM »

1. It's not quite how it appears at first.
2. It's way more messed up than it appears at first, too.
3. The alternative is a long, hard road but that's what I gotta do.
4. At least I don't have to walk that road alone, yeah? One of my friends is good at making sure we don't have to do that.
5. My friends are really good at transporting things, now that I think about it. Be it by land or air!
6. I even have another friend who can do it too, but she wimped out.
7. At least we didn't make her an outcast when she wimped out. Others weren't so kind before, even if it wasn't for quite the same thing.
8. Who else...there's a special friend that's hard to find, but she's really good at what she does...except transporting us. Oh well, can't win them all.

dude789 · « **Reply #1624 on:** April 24, 2010, 02:36:23 AM »

Ryu2?

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Author Topic: Guess the RPG Character - Mk. II (Read 128127 times)

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