Mage got it. And I'll grant, clue #5 should have come sooner since it was going to be very hard until I dropped it. So yeah, Grandia 1 Myna Bird. Currently featured mocking Justin in the Best Scene Contest.
1. I have a way with words.
2. And there's no better use for my words than taunting the hero.
His entire role in the game is to mock Justin at every opportunity.
3. Despite how much he'd love to, that hero never gets to fight me.
Naturally, this pisses Justin off. Not that he ever gets to beat up the bird.
4. I'd have been right, too, if the world hadn't bent over backwards so he could do the impossible.
His final comments are that Justin is doomed. At the point given, he was doomed. Then a hole to nowhere opens up and Justin gets the sword of Deus Ex Machina.
5. I don't have a name, so just call me what I am. That said, I do have a portrait.
He's just a Myna Bird. Of course, unlike random NPCs, he does have a portrait.
6. What kind of moron would love adventure instead of a fine bird anyways?
Meant to have two meanings. Meaning the first is what everyone latched on. Meaning the second is a playful reference to how long it took Justin to twig onto Feena being into him, and his brushing her off for talk of adventure.
If this hadn't of done it, I'd have just spelled out the game with...
7. If only that pirate chick had swung her frying pan just a little bit harder, I'd have never had to deal with that floppy hatted doofus.
Go Mage.