1. I didn't even get to participate in the climatic battle over the love of my life!
2. A certain piece of music has great importance in my world. It's not surprising that two of my romantic rivals (loosely defined) have musical talent.
3. One rival came mounted. The others... came out of nowhere.
4. The Score dictates everything that has happened, and will happen. Until the one time everything changed...
5. I am not a character in a space opera.
6. So, about those rivals. One's a real leading man type, a goody-two shoes, bit of a rebel. Has some sappy history with my love I'm sure she'll forget about soon enough. Then there's the scruffy rogue and his two henchmen, barely worth notice. The villain's after her too, but more to try to kill her, and shamefully he defeated me first before the duel could commence. His singing makes people green with envy. And finally, there's the rich one. He stole the show and swept her off her feet.