Drachma.
Got ourselves a winner.
1. UOM? Oh, you know it. - He looks it, to say the least.
2. Grumpy, yes, but would you expect otherwise from a guy who's lost his family? - Rhaknam killed his son and wife.
3. Characters based off classic novels are always the best. - He's based off Captain Ahab from Moby Dick.
4. Don't let his age fool you. He'll tackle you, and it will hurt. - One of his techniques is Tackle.
Gogogo.