Season 52-3 Missing Comments

[SageAcrin]

Jerin>Mithos

Nash>Slade

Locke>Skelly

[Pyro]

Shinji didn't understand. Everything was going crazy. Yukari was running around screaming about how she wasn't as pretty as Mitsuru and how Ken-chan was cuter than she was. Akihiko was asking Minato if he looked over 21 while Mitsuru was driving around in a go-kart. Koromaru was drinking tea and reading a newspaper, talking about some corrupt politician with Junpei, who was wearing suspenders. And all the while Shinji was wearing a pink frilly dress while holding a guitar. He was confused, and more than a little scared. The eerie green light of the Dark Hour covered everything, and coffins were everywhere. At least that much was normal, but what was going on?


Beatrice snickered as she finished peering into her now-snoring opponent's dream. Having grown bored with intruding on it she gave a little shrug, mentally picked him off the ground, and flung him out of the ring. While winning matches was fun, sometimes the manipulative demon enjoyed plying her powers and watching the havoc even more. Very little was as crazy as the inside of a person's mind after all.

[Pyro]

Serge>Daos

Daos' power is mighty and irrefutable. He can crush armies and destroy nations single-handedly. He is feared as a god amongst the lowly mortals who would dare to stand against him. So how could he possibly lose to Serge?

It's quite simple really. For all his power and pseudo-divinity, Daos is solely a being of terror. Without the ability to inflict horror on his foes, he is all but helpless. How unfortunate for him, then, that he faces someone who doesn't even give a word for a friend who dies before his eyes. Against someone as emotionally dead as a silent main, what chance does Daos possibly have?

Of course it helps that Serge brings lots and lots of holy damage to bear against the notably holy-fearing Sinistral. Have fun trying to convince Erim to revive you, Daos.

[VySaika]

Citan > Eirika

Yuri > Tibarn

Zeno > Reno

Frank > Duessel

[DjinnAndTonic]

Asellus > Angelo

Angelo couldn't understand it. Despite all of his best efforts and his charming smile, there was nothing in his arsenal that could distract the Mystic Asellus. This had never happened before! Even the acidic host of Behind The Scenes Chisato would swoon when he swept his hand through his silvery locks... This was deeply disturbing!

After she thoroughly wore down his strength despite the buffing and healing, Asellus kindly helped her opponent off the ground, assuring him that he was an attractive, likeable person who needn't have self-esteem issues before she exited the arena with 3 ridiculously-sexy Mystic ladies on her arms. Apparently no one had explained to Angelo about Mystic Lords...

[superaielman]

Zophar>>>>>Deamoned

Deamoned faced down the power of the Destroyer without fear nor without a worry about his own safety. He just stood down and did his duty and fought to his last breath.  Sound familiar? It should, because good old Ned did about as well against the infinite power of Wyrm as he did facing Zophar's horrid powers of evil.

Mewtwo>Zenon

Mewtwo's natural inclination to read his foe's mind was tempered by his long ago run in with the Horn of Valmar, who shattered his mind with the power of Chrono Cross plot.  He tossed away such feeble mental games and instead went in to smash Zenon into atoms with Psychic. Zenon, being a creature of true genius, studied the last person to crush Mewtwo and prepared accordingly. He arrayed thousands of mind traps and studied with Kevin Winnicot to master the power of horrid plot twists. His mind was ready for such a battle.

Much like the last time Zenon got cute with a plan, he went to the well one too many times and was caught off guard by his foe. His studying of such demonic rites as T-ELOS plot had sapped his time and energy away from combat preparation and left him defenseless for the straight up ass kicking that Mewtwo delivered.
Well, no one ever said Zenon was a genius.


Garet>Kahn


Kahn's skillset is varied and deadly, perfect for battling the undead hordes. Garet, while annoying, is in fact aligned with the forces of good and is merely stupid, not unholy.  The power of Mars Djinn are more than enough to torch the proud son of the Marley clan.

Gijimu>Roxis


Arrwwooooooooooooo!

Chrona Drive? No, just the reaction Roxis has to Lo Wen, who's country looks don't appeal to his more mature, adult standards. That got him axed down with the usual savagery and bloodletting that happens in a Gijimu match.

Getting Nikki and Jess to 'nurse' him back to health with their combined powers and gentle touch is what put him through hell.  The medicine really was worse than the disease there.

[SageAcrin]

Flay>Lich(by Andrew)

Undead he may be
But that just makes it simpler!
No pause… GREAT SPINNING!

Jerin>Mithos

Two elves.

One a beautiful(Not ugly?) young girl.

The other is a young man.

I think you can see the obvious here.

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"Now that's getting shot down in flames." Genis noted with a smile, as Mithos' arrow pincushioned, burning body slammed into a wall.

Well, it probably was Genis' fault ultimately anyways.

Who but Mithos would be stupid enough to use one of Genis' "theoretically great" pickup lines?

Nash>Slade

A battle to be the most ridiculous you can be.

To look as insane as you can.

This was the battle set down by some very bored, slightly drunk on power(and schnapps) judges laid down.

Surely Slade wouldn't even bother to come.

And he didn't.

Of course, Slade spiritually won anyways. For, he didn't totally abandon the battle.

He sent someone in his place.

It's really hard to be more ridiculous than Zalbard in Lina Inverse cosplay.

But that's not <i>Slade</i> winning, now is it?

Hey, at least Zalbard's love for cosplay is now known to all, without any stigma or harm to his good name.

Ghaleon still won't take his calls though. Sailor Uranus and Neptune! It would be <i>fabulous</i>! Poor Zalbard.

Locke>Skelly:

Locke's abilities on this day have reached a new height.

There is no building that will bar his way, no door that will stop him, no fortress impregnable enough for his treasure hunting skills.

On this day, Locke got the ultimate in theivery skills.

The skeleton key.

Okay, maybe it's a lot of keys.

And maybe it's just Skelly in a sack that he can dump down a chimney or into air ducts.

But in the end, nothing will stop him.

And in the end, Skelly...is still stuck with it, since Locke sensibly stuffed him in the sack before he could be healed.

And it will all end when he tries to sneak into a lady's locker room on a drunken bet and Skelly gets Holy magic to the face until he's no longer a good key. But hey, it'll be nice until then.