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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #150 on: May 02, 2010, 10:05:50 PM »
Upadates now that Round 1 is over!


MVP:  Correct, duh
ROY: Correcy again, duh
COY:  Knew it was too good to be true for Sloan to win ever.  Oh well Brooks is okay.
Exec: Bucks guy deserved this as well I suppose
MIP: Correct, Brooks deserved it
6th Man: Correct, another duh

Playoffs


Lakers over Thunder 4-3

Actual Lakers over Thunder 4-2
Was a boxout away from being spot on here.  Oh well, down 1 point.


Spurs over Mavericks 4-2
Actual Spurs overs Mavs 4-2
Yeah... Dallas fails.  Down 1 still.

Suns over Blazers 4-1
Actual Suns over Blazers 4-2
Blazers stole a road game I didn't expect which is fine by me.  Down 2.

Nuggets over Jazz 4-3
Jazz over Nuggets 4-2
Oops, Denver countered with some minor injuries and Deron is fucking batshit crazy.  Minus 3 here so down 5.

Cavs over Bulls 4-0
Cavs over Bulls 4-1
Meh Bulls stole 1, whatev.  Off by 6.

Magic over Bobcats 4-0
Magic over Bobcats 4-0
Bobcat fail!  Off 6 still.

Hawks over Bucks 4-1
Hawks over Bucks 4-3
Props to Bucks for putting up a fight.  Off by 8.

Heat over Celtics 4-2
Celtics over Heat 4-1
And my fuckup of the first round!  No excuses here like I had with Jazz/Nuggets either.

Off by 13 games total and 2 bonus fail points for missing 2 series.  So -15!

Let round 2 commence!

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #151 on: May 08, 2010, 06:09:27 AM »
GORAN DRAGIC!

That was... wow. Just wow.

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #152 on: May 08, 2010, 06:59:02 AM »
That was like watching somebody play NBA Jam. I kept expecting the net to catch fire every time he hit a three.
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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #153 on: May 09, 2010, 08:00:06 AM »
Loved the three with time winding down.  Nice little wrap up to the game.

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #154 on: May 09, 2010, 06:57:18 PM »
Jazz can't buy a break. Oh well, here's hoping the Suns can stop the Lakers.

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« Reply #155 on: May 09, 2010, 07:36:11 PM »
"Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology."
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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #156 on: May 10, 2010, 05:18:29 AM »
LOL @ Spurs
and LOL @ Dallas for losing to the Spurs

And LOL @ my friend's dad for the "Phoenix is fool's gold" talk.

:-( @ Lakers crushing Jazz
:-( @ Boston hanging with Cleveland
And triple LOL @ Hawks.  28ppg, really?  Orlando could seriously win this serious without scoring a point in the 4th quarter.

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #157 on: May 10, 2010, 08:41:09 AM »
I fail to see why the only remotely interesting series of this round deserves a :-( for being interesting.

If anything, :-( @ everyone BUT Cavs/Celts for being boring sweepfests that haven't even been close (outside of parts of Lakers/Jazz).

Hockey playoffs are blowing basketball playoffs clear out of the water. Shame they're being broadcast on Versus, thereby pretty much guaranteeing they'll still get outviewed by the NBA.


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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #158 on: May 10, 2010, 09:14:36 PM »
Fun fact: I get both NBA and NHL Network, but not Versus. This means I can watch 100% of NBA playoff games and a bunch of NHL reruns, but not 95% or so of NHL playoff games!

Not exactly a good way to make me care about non-Olympics hockey.

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #159 on: May 12, 2010, 04:09:57 PM »
I didn't really notice while the game was going on because I was too busy rooting for the Celtics, but I've been watching ESPN highlights since that have focused on LeBron, and...wow. It's amazing to see how many times last night he just stopped trying. Not hustling, taking himself out of the play...that was a Randy Mossish performance.

Cavaliers are done if LeBron's going to play in a way that forces guys like Anderson Varejao to try and crate their own shot.
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« Reply #160 on: May 12, 2010, 04:53:52 PM »
Yeah, it's no surprise Pierce was getting the kind of offensive production he was last night.  He's been guarding LeBron, and for the first 4 games that took a real toll on his shooting.  Not so last night.
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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #161 on: May 12, 2010, 04:54:38 PM »
Like Kilga said, last night Lebron was guarding himself.
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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #162 on: May 12, 2010, 08:03:47 PM »
I'm pretty damn sure his elbow is still bothering him. It's childish, but maybe he figures that in his condition, he simply CAN'T win so he gave up? I wouldn't put it past him.

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #163 on: May 12, 2010, 09:17:18 PM »
I'd peg it to these in no particular order;

Elbow problems
An off night
Discouraged.
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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #164 on: May 12, 2010, 11:38:23 PM »
Elbow problems don't explain dogging it back and forth, unless they've extended to his knees. Bad shooting is one thing, zero hustle and energy is another.


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« Reply #165 on: May 12, 2010, 11:49:16 PM »
Bad shooting is one thing, zero hustle and energy is another.

See: Pierce, Paul.
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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #166 on: May 13, 2010, 12:58:41 AM »
Lebron is a punk.
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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #167 on: May 13, 2010, 01:48:28 AM »
I'm not entirely sure what the hell is up with him right now. If I was the best player in the NBA and I was playing for the Blazers I'd be jacked every goddamn day. How do you get even a LITTLE bummed out in his situation?

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« Reply #168 on: May 13, 2010, 05:08:42 AM »
I'm not entirely sure what the hell is up with him right now. If I was the best player in the NBA and I was playing for the Blazers I'd be jacked every goddamn day. How do you get even a LITTLE bummed out in his situation?

Being the best player alive by a decent margin and not even making the finals year after year would definitely bum you out.  Also having failure as management would suck.

-Lakers suck few years back?  Oh hai!  Management gets Kobe one Pau Gasol.  They also pick up Artest this year after losing Ariza.  Odom doesn't hurt either.
-Howard is beastly, but can't do it on his own?  Oh hai!  Management surrounds him with loads of shooter to perfectly compliment his game.
Both are happy campers.
-Carmelo has a crappy experiment with AI, but then they go out and get him Billups, Nene, and Andersen.  Decent support and they make a nice run last year, not so much this year, but yeah Melo is kinda 2nd tier superstar as is.  Regardless, management does a good job of surrounding him with a supporting cast that fits with him.

Then you get the other superstars.
Wade- Sure they had that title run, but since then they have put absolutely nobody on his team.  Granted this could change with their insane cap space if he stays so at least they are thinking ahead.  (Future status with team: Unknown.)
Bosh- Management puts pretty much the worst defenders alive on his team.  They go 30th in league in defense.  (Behind Nets.)  His future status with the team is unknown due to this.

Lebron- Management fear he might leave so they just throw together random big names.
   Mo Williams- Okay this one works alright, but Mo IS NOT AND NEVER WILL BE a good second guy.  He's clearly a third.
   Shaq- Shaq's a huge names... but he's also 2 years too late to be effective... good job management
   Jamison- He underachieved over and over with the Wizards.  See Mo Williams in terms of being a number 3 guy, not a 2 in any way.
   West- Heh... West just isn't that great
   Varejao- Another guy who is okay at his position, but not great.

Basically they've taken a ton of random guys they could get and thrown them together.  There is no rhyme nor reason to this team.
Kobe has 2 legit 7 footers paired with versatility guys in Odom and Artest.  Not to mention Artest can take the hard assignments night in and night out to let Kobe do what he wants.
Dwight has a shit ton of shooters to go with him that all play decent team defense.  Excellent schema.
Lebron has a bunch of guys that were thrown together to try and make him happy.  It's like a 3 year old put this team together thinking it'd work because they have Lebron.

Sooo yeah... I could definitely see how he'd be getting annoyed of this.  I can also see why Wade/Bosh/Lebron might leave their cities.  Their teams are busy paying Jermaine, Turkeyglue, and Shaq insane amounts of money.  Yes, some of these moves will open up cap space (and other involves Turk), but getting someone good with this space is never a guarantee. 

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #169 on: May 13, 2010, 05:12:34 AM »
This is what I said at the start of the season. It's like watching the post-2001 Sixers all over again.
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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #170 on: May 14, 2010, 04:00:29 AM »
Let it not be said LeBron didn't try tonight.

Let it do be said that the NEW YORK KNICKS chants in the 4th quarter were a beautiful touch.


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« Reply #171 on: May 14, 2010, 05:13:38 AM »
I'd say it's more like "Chicago Bulls" myself. Nobody's going to go to New York if they have another option.

Also, Miami is a weird case. Big names aren't gonna want to sign if Wade isn't staying, because then they're just stuck holding Wade's bag. And Wade isn't going to stay unless they get someone else.

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« Reply #172 on: May 14, 2010, 05:47:15 PM »
Who do you guys like to win it all now?
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« Reply #173 on: May 14, 2010, 05:52:27 PM »
Suns.

Alternately, a meteor could win Lakers/Celtics.
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« Reply #174 on: May 14, 2010, 07:15:08 PM »
Suns/Magic final would make me very happy.
Lakers/Celtics finals would make me sad beyond belief.

Suns/Celtics or Lakers/Magic would be okay as long as the Suns or Magic won it.

Basically... I'm tired of the Lakers and Celtics.