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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #300 on: July 11, 2010, 01:45:18 AM »
I've been trying to think of something, but I can't come up with anything. It had simply never occurred to me that the players were "a Heat" because it's so... bad.

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #301 on: July 11, 2010, 03:32:36 AM »
A Temp?

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #302 on: July 11, 2010, 03:53:49 AM »
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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #303 on: July 11, 2010, 08:09:10 AM »
Members of "the Heat?"
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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #304 on: July 15, 2010, 05:02:11 AM »
I'm not sure what's sadder, that Billy King has a job or that he's probably a legitimate step up for the Nets.
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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #305 on: July 15, 2010, 04:46:02 PM »
From how things looks right now... we have the following

East:
Miami, Orlando, and Chicago.  Everyone else can just take the season off.  Yes yes, I know that Boston went to the finals blah blah blah.  Doesn't matter because they ran incredibly well in the injury department, ran into a Cleveland team that didn't seem to care, and matched up wonderfully vs a better Orlando team.  Also another year on that team does not help in the least.  So yeah.  Miami is obvious as the team to beat unless the BFFs start fighting ala Shaq and Kobe.  Orlando is still Orlando.  Chicago improved their interior scoring and 3 point shooting... which they needed.  We'll see how the defense is though and I also want to see how long it is before Noah and Boozer get into it!

Sleeper teams:  None.  Atlanta is still just Atlanta and nobody else improved enough to matter.

West:
Lakers, Blazers, OKC, Utah(?), Dallas

West is a bit more interesting.  Lakers are still the favorites, but some other teams could make it interesting.  Most of these teams have big IFS though and I expect that by playoff time we'll be ignoring 2 of them as legitimate contenders.  Houston and Spurs are left off because of age and frailty.  They might both be good, but have no real shot at going deep.  Denver left off to avoid West bias!  (And because it feels like this team missed their shot.  Some aging players and Carmelo possibly going apathy mode are bad things.)

Lakers: Duh
Blazers: Need to avoid injury to GO.  Camby is good, but aging.  This is a huge if though.  Also, Roy needs to be healthy for the playoffs.
OKC: Needs Durant to make another defensive improvement and Westbrook to make another offensive improvement.  Might have it in them.
Utah: Needs Jefferson to learn to submit to D-Will.  Another big if.
Dallas: Needs to learn that the playoffs is more important than the regular season.

Sleepers:  The obvious Spurs, Nuggets, Rockets... but meh, none impress.

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #306 on: July 18, 2010, 06:43:45 PM »
So I guess everyone is buying into the whole Boozer going to be relevant without D Will?

I mean, sure now he has D Rose, but...it's not going to be the same. Plus, I just don't think Boozer is all that good. And if he was good I think he is on the decline of his career at that.

So we have Miami and Orlando...my two favorite teams.

Next season is going to kick ass!
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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #307 on: July 19, 2010, 04:02:21 AM »
I dunno, Boozer with the Bulls could be a good fit.  He's one of the few teams out there that I think he actually works well with.  Granted... Chicago still shouldn't be able to compete with Miami or Orlando.

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #308 on: July 19, 2010, 07:23:39 AM »
Boozer is definitely on the back end of his run, but I think he can really bring it when necessary. I personally am not going to denigrate him after seeing that shit in person.

I'm still not over it.

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #309 on: July 22, 2010, 10:41:01 PM »
Of course now that I have been actively looking for a D Wade jersey, (My dad has a white one, but it is a large and really looks too big on me) there isn't one on the gawd damn planet.

No local store has one and no online sites have my size. Plus I want the authentic one.

I mean, I could have gotten one earlier, but I wanted to make sure he was staying in Miami.

This will be my second NBA jersey following my Anfernee "Penny" Hardaway jersey I bought all those years back. (Ok, I didn't buy it since I was still a little git, but whatEVer.)
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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #310 on: July 23, 2010, 12:48:22 AM »
I've already picked up my Chris Paul Blazers jersey!

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #311 on: July 23, 2010, 10:29:32 AM »
There is nothing I wouldn't hump to make that happen.

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #312 on: July 31, 2010, 12:27:42 AM »

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #313 on: July 31, 2010, 02:53:54 PM »
House is back with the Heat!

Wide open perimeter shots...yes please!
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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #314 on: August 02, 2010, 01:21:35 AM »
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2010/07/heat-are-sold-out-so-ticket-staff-is-fired/1

Dear god the Miami Heat are run by assholes.

I think I would have cut the Blazers loose again at this point. After te sandbagging, I mean.

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #315 on: August 03, 2010, 10:37:47 PM »


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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #317 on: August 05, 2010, 10:23:16 AM »
He'll probably be a much better fit for them than he was for the Cavs. He really slowed them down a lot.

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #318 on: August 05, 2010, 01:17:19 PM »
Please let this happen.

Celtics lead the league in O'Neals!

Won't be boring!

Man if you took 10 years off the ages of this Boston team... they'd probably be the best team the league has ever seen.

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #319 on: August 05, 2010, 11:00:12 PM »
Rondo would be in diapers!
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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #320 on: August 06, 2010, 12:41:07 AM »
And Scar reveals he spent ten or more years wearing diapers.

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #321 on: August 06, 2010, 12:42:17 AM »
Please let this happen.

Celtics lead the league in O'Neals!

Won't be boring!

Man if you took 10 years off the ages of this Boston team... they'd probably be the best team the league has ever seen.

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #322 on: August 06, 2010, 02:07:57 AM »
Nothing wrong with that! I was a late bloomer.
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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #323 on: August 06, 2010, 04:07:46 AM »
14 year old Rondo with Allen/Pierce/KG/Shaq would probably still take it all down.  Be kinda fun to watch.

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Re: NBA 2009-2010
« Reply #324 on: August 16, 2010, 05:07:27 AM »
Gawd dammit Haslem.
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