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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #225 on: April 03, 2011, 03:22:43 AM »
Goddamn, super, you -really- look like a lesbian in that picture.

Didn't jump out at me, but I can see how you might jump to that conclusion.

... please elaborate. >_>
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #226 on: April 03, 2011, 04:10:26 AM »
Goddamn, super, you -really- look like a lesbian in that picture.

Didn't jump out at me, but I can see how you might jump to that conclusion.

... please elaborate. >_>

Umm...well normally the clues are primarily skeletal, but it's hard to be sure of skeletal structure unless the person is pretty skinny.  There's no sign of facial hair, which is also a commonly used clue.  Hard to draw conclusions from the clothing, either.

And yet, something feels off to me, with respect to a lesbian read.  Everything looks big; the size of the head relative to the eyes and mouth, the size of the neck, the breadth of the shoulders.  I also feel like I might be seeing an accute jaw angle, though again, very hard to tell bone structure here.

I'm also wondering if I'm picking up clues from local skull structures having lived in Atlanta for a while.  A lot of white men local to the area initially looked like butches with facial hair to me.


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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #227 on: April 03, 2011, 04:18:08 AM »
I'm horrified and fascinated that you actually answered my joke in a serious manner that was also thoroughly entertaining.
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #228 on: April 03, 2011, 10:29:32 AM »
There is a simple litmus test



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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #229 on: April 03, 2011, 11:42:40 AM »
I agree, the chisled jawline on Beiber indicates he is not a lesbian, while Super still looks like a Women's Studies professor.

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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #230 on: April 03, 2011, 04:51:25 PM »
If Super was smiling more they'd look identical.

Also, damn Super looks young.  How old are you now?  You barely look 20.

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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #231 on: April 03, 2011, 05:25:55 PM »
You guys have seen too many of the same lesbians.

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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #232 on: April 03, 2011, 06:33:15 PM »
Well, Justin Bieber is kinda pervasive these days.

EDIT: On the other hand, super looks a bit more like Janet Reno there. That changes a lot.
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #233 on: April 03, 2011, 06:36:27 PM »
I think this is the most recent photo that has been taken of me. I hope I can get this to work without the computer or the DL blowing up on me... nope. So here's a link instead.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/61339219@N05/5585362755/

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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #234 on: April 03, 2011, 06:37:37 PM »
If Super was smiling more they'd look identical.

Also, damn Super looks young.  How old are you now?  You barely look 20.

28 in June. Added bonus: I haven't shaved in two weeks in that photo.

Also:

Bieber, minion? Stop projecting, my hair is far more awesome than that. *Smacks Snow*
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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #235 on: April 03, 2011, 07:02:41 PM »
* Jo'ou Ranbu blocks super with Janet Reno.

Also, stop trying to pretend you've ever had facial hair.
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #236 on: April 04, 2011, 01:56:33 AM »
If Super was smiling more they'd look identical.

Also, damn Super looks young.  How old are you now?  You barely look 20.

28 in June. Added bonus: I haven't shaved in two weeks in that photo.

Also:

Bieber, minion? Stop projecting, my hair is far more awesome than that. *Smacks Snow*

I like Beiber's hair more.  More of a lesbian cut....

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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #237 on: April 04, 2011, 08:26:37 AM »
Hahahaha. 

Seriously, you are the best.
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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #238 on: April 05, 2011, 01:44:14 AM »
Grefter X mc OTP.
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #239 on: April 05, 2011, 06:07:39 AM »
Enough of all this lesbian mumbo jumbo!



The wedding party. Full of guys who would turn any confused female straight.

Even Super's Ellen hairdo could not resist the collective amount of sexiness in this picture.
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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #240 on: April 05, 2011, 06:37:17 AM »
From left to right: Kinda got it going on, too jarheady, nice vest bro, balding, balding, my coke dealer.

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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #241 on: April 05, 2011, 06:43:38 AM »
Yeah a couple of them are balding. Ha! I think they secretly envy me for my luxurious mane. Granted everyone is like a foot taller then me, so I suppose we are even. >_>
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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #242 on: April 05, 2011, 08:31:11 AM »
From left to right: Kinda got it going on, too jarheady, nice vest bro, balding, balding, my coke dealer.

Agree pretty 100% with this assessment. Kinda shocking.

Also, super looks like he's lost a lot of weight since I last saw him.

This only makes him look younger somehow.

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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #243 on: April 05, 2011, 08:39:51 AM »
From left to right: Kinda got it going on, too jarheady, nice vest bro, balding, balding, my coke dealer.

Agree pretty 100% with this assessment. Kinda shocking.
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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #244 on: April 05, 2011, 12:40:51 PM »
Yeah a couple of them are balding. Ha! I think they secretly envy me for my luxurious mane. Granted everyone is like a foot taller then me, so I suppose we are even. >_>


Jealousy of awesome hair is sadly common, just look at the responses in this thread to my picture.
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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #245 on: April 05, 2011, 01:13:07 PM »
Your side part is truly a unique and compelling example of hair..
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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #246 on: April 05, 2011, 01:34:52 PM »
More that it hasn't migrated south, like it has with some people.
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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #247 on: April 05, 2011, 02:02:47 PM »
Just because Zenny can side part his bush doesn't mean you need to be so envious.  It is okay.  One day your pubes will grow out as well.
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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #248 on: April 05, 2011, 09:38:26 PM »
What the entire discussion has taught me... Super is going to grow up to be Roger Ebert.


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Re: The DL Family Album
« Reply #249 on: April 05, 2011, 10:31:57 PM »
Considering Roger Ebert is an old lesbian, yeah, just fair.
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
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