Man, what's with all of this have to have seen it to actually cast it stuff. I figure this will be far more amusing to the people who've watched the show than any 'real' attempt to cast the thing too.
Main Characters
Simon - Infinity Dragon
Obviously, this means that this character is a Belmont (because all other Simons hang their head in shame compared to him) and therefore is a vampire hunter. So, what makes someone good at dealing with Vampires? Well, a quick look at weaknesses brings up fire, and dragons are plenty good at that whole fire thing. And this guy? He's an infinity dragon, so that's probably one heck of a flame.
Kamina -
Boota - Rob the Stamped
What does one stamp things with? Why Boots of course. And this poor deluded fool is really just a typo for Rob's footware of choice.
Yoko - Grefter
When I see this, all I can think of is Yoko Ono. And if you can't see the humour in Grefter being cast as Yoko Ono, then your soul, good sir, is dead.
Nia - Trips
Eh, they're both three random letters together for no immeadiatly obvious reason. Really, he's just here because Niu has such a better entry.
Viral - Niu
Shucks, who else could grab this but the original bona fide Sausa... Yaoi King of Chicago.
Rossiu - Zenthor
Rossiu is obviously just some nipponese mangling of Rousseau, the noble savage. And while Zenny isn't overly noble, he's got the savage thing down pat.
Leeron - Excal
For whatever reason I totally read this as Leeroy, which brings to mind that Jenkins fellow. And so I think to myself, who is the one mostly likely to do something mindless that will cause the DL to collapse in an orgy of pain and destruction. My first thought was Niu, but then I was reminded that this individual shall to consoled by the embrace of fried chicken, and he really doesn't seem the type. So here I am.
Antagonists
Thymilph - Quiet Rain
When I look at this, the word MILF gets stuck in my head. So, looking at who best fits that term, I realise that there is only one person in contention. Really, Gate, that's the only thing motivating this casting.
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please don't hunt me down.
Guame - Snow
This name brings to mind both Guillaum and Guimauve. One is the "appraiser" from Suikoden 3 with some odd tastes, and the other is french for marshmallow. And so Snow gets the honours, mostly because he limits his tasting to mere gnawing.
Adiane - Andrew
Adiane sounds a lot like Ariadne, which is some fate/spider goddess. And the guy identifies himself as an author, which deals with threads all the ruddy time. So, here he goes.
Cytomander - mc
This is such an mc name, how could I stick her anywhere else?
Lordgenome - Oblivion Knight
Man, this is totally the name of some kind of despotic and yet horrifically evil chemist. And while we know OK's a chemist, how do we prove he's evil. Wait... he loves Bowman and hates Alma? Well then, problem solved!
Anti Spiral King - Nitori
I mean, really, could there be anyone else here?
Team Gurren
Kittan - Xeroma
Dayakka - Yakumo
Gimmy - Cmnd King
Darry - Talaysen
Boring names get the Mecha Fanboy League.
Kiyoh (blonde) - Tonfa
I was gonna use mc here, since that's my first mental image when I hear the word, Blonde. But that's such a not-mc name, so this one goes to Tonfa since they look so similar.
Kinon (glasses) - Super
When I think of glasses, two names spring to mind. Harry Potter, and Lezard Valeth. Conveniently enough, both of these people are secretly Super.
Kiyal (fang) - Meeple
Here I'm guessing that these guys are a team of some sort, and I'm thinking to myself, who would make the perfect teammate for a team involving Tonfa and Super in giant mecha?
Attenborough - Clear Tranquil
Attenborough sounds a lot like Gainsborough, and Aeris never was good at disguises, so we've now 100% proven that this character is, in actual fact, a flower girl from an ancient mystical race. And who better to play Aeris than CT?
Leite - Trance
See this person way down here? Obviously they are the sub, otherwise they would demand better billing. And there is no one more skilled or experience in this role than Trance, so we'll put that experience to good use.
So yeah, moderately amusing thought exercise.
PS: QR, just want to say Gate is totally awesome. He's so very merciful, how could anyone ever compare?
