Back, finally.
And exhausted.
But nonetheless, I'm ready to do an account of everything, as I feel the need to rant.
WARNING: MAY CONTAIN LONG RANTS OF VILE ANGER
Day 1 - Ahead on Our Way
The day started for me on Tuesday, July 28th, when I got back from work at a bit shy of midnight. I came home, called Meeple EXACTLY 5 hours and 40 minutes before I left, and then did some work on packing and preparing to bring things. Sadly, my torture CDs didn't get completed - apparently, all the CDs I had were corrupted or something - this meant I would have to rely on the radio for the drive, which usually isn't too bad. Otherwise, not too much to do while packing - was ready to go to bed by 0100 on Wednesday, which was good. Woke up at 0500, showered, packed the car, cleaned the car out, and proceeded to DRIVE. TO. MEEPLELAND.
Unfortunately, this could have gone a lot better than it did. As everyone there I'm sure remembers, it rained all the damn time. Such was the way it worked for the entire trip - a massive rain and lightning storm, which lengthened the trip by a significant amount - 2.5 hours extra. On 68E from WV, a truck overturned, setting me back (and a whole load of other people) for that entire time. Yay delays! I called Meeple about now and told him what had happened, and tried to call Djinn (whom I was on the way to pick up at ~1200), but to no avail. However, this all worked out - I got a call from Djinn around 1200 that he was delayed for the same amount of time that I was. So that worked out real well. Except for the fact that NJ and Eastern PA have really shitty radio stations, so I drove the last leg of the trip to Newark in silence, effectively. I finally reached the airport at ~1400.
As you will no doubt find throughout this, I fucking hate NJ. I will colour-code the NJ hate, so you may avoid it (or find it easily) as needed.
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE AIRPORT? SERIOUSLY, IT'S CONFUSING, POORLY ORGANIZED, UNLABELLED, ETC. I SPENT ABOUT 40 MINUTES ON THE PHONE WITH DJINN JUST ATTEMPTING TO FIND OUT WHERE HE WAS. SERIOUSLY, YOU'D THINK THERE WOULD BE SIGNS THAT SPECIFICALLY SAY, "PARKING", NOT A GENERAL SIGN THAT POINTS IN A DIRECTION WITH NO LABELS AS TO WHICH WAY IS WHICH! TAPDANCING CHRIST ON A POGOSTICK WEARING A TUTU.
Ahem. Eventually, in the pouring rain, I found Djinn, at around 1500. I'll save comments (on people) until the end of the post regarding the actual experience at the Con. Anyway, we loaded up, and then proceeded to get stuck in traffic for 2 hours until we reached Meepleville. Thankfully, Djinn was a good replacement for the shitty radio stations. The best part of this was Meeple coming out to meet us on the road, and then, as he ran back home, I drove at the same pace. It was awesome.
Once we got to the house, we dropped all our stuff off, and then started mingling (with the 4 of us there). Met the VICE PRESIDENT, Meeple's Sister. We were home for about an hour before heading off to NYC to visit with the Vice President for a while. We took a bus, which was pleasant - decent ride, decent seats, kept entertained. The ride actually started very well, as I got a call from Ryan (one of my co-residents and a co-author on a letter we wrote last year) saying that the letter was getting published in AAC next month, so YES. The Con was starting out very well. Talked with Meeple a lot during the ride, then we got out at the terminal and ate at an (typical for NYC) overpriced restaurant ($11 for freaking pasta?). We explored several areas, and I failed to find my Kaiba costume ;_;. We couldn't get to the Nintendo store in time, and unfortunately a lot of areas were closing when we got there, but it was overall fun, and the VP and Djinn got some pictures, which they liked. We came back, pretty uneventful, at which point I went to bed, and set my alarm nice and early for the next day of fun times picking people up.
Day 2 - Faith, Trick, and Hope
God, I was exhausted. I woke up at 0730 for some reason - so late compared to the usual 0500 >_>. Woke up, showered, did whatever...and then drove. Finding the way to Newark was not hard. I got there around 1200 when Tal arrived - the unfortunate part was that I did not have any idea where he was. Thank god for cellphones. Apparently, the 4 people I had to pick up this day were all in different terminals - so yay. I parked the car around A, and walked around until I found Tal. As is my prerogative to be an oddball, I was pretty sure I recognized him when I saw him, so I sat down next to him, phoned him, and confirmed it. I am weird, I know. We then proceeded to travel between the different terminals to find the entire party of Super, Pyro, and Cmdr. in addition to Tal. Super and Pyro were an hour late, but considering the amount of time it took to find everyone, this worked out fine. We left at about 1300.
WHAT. THE. FUCK. NJ. WE GOT LOST FOR 3 FUCKING HOURS, SAVED BY THE MIGHTY PYRO'S GPS. HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE ROADSIGNS FROM A MAJOUR CITY WITH THE SAME ROUTE DIVERGING IN TWO DIRECTIONS WITH NO NOTATIONS AS TO WHICH WAY YOU'RE GOING? JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ON A POGOSTICK IN A TUTU WHILE FLYING AN AIRPLANE.
Ahem. At the very least, Super's bet that we'd be back at 1700 was off - it was 1659 >_> The ride was overall fun - lots of talking with everyone, as well as ETERNITY hype in the car. Of course, as soon as I got there, I had to turn around and go back to get Zenny and Nitori...unfortunately very late. Still, they went much smoother, and I got them in time to come back to pizza at the house, which, while greasy, was still tasty, and we had a great time talking to everyone. After which, Meeple and I (with Super in my car) left for the airport to pick up the last group of people. Again, this was not as bad as the first trip, so we didn't spend forever on the road. Unfortunately, by the time I got back, it was about 2200, so the day had been spent. Also, fucking NJ gas attendants - YOU DON'T FUCKING PUMP GAS WHILE THE CAR IS ON, MORONS. I think I talked to people a bit, played Betrayal, and then went over to the hotel and went to bed.
A bit of a sidenote - it's a good thing I called the hotel early, before coming out. I called them on Monday, and apparently, they lost my reservation I made 4 fucking months ago, so we had to "downgrade" to a single queen bed room for $98 a night, because too many hookers were having orgies in the larger rooms. What the hell? Seriously, fucking shit - the people there are utterly retarded at La Quinta, giving me shit like, "well, if we see more than 2 people going in to that room, we're charging you extra!" I gave a call to the corporate office to discuss this, and they were a bit nicer - unfortunately, we couldn't get any 2 bed rooms, but we did get a "discount" to $69 a night in the single queen bed room. So it could have been worse.
Still, what the hell?
Day 3 - Excuse Me, I Think I Dropped My Testicles Somewhere...
Anyway, first night was generally uneventful, which was nice - slept in the car by accident, as the girlfriend called me and talked for 2 hours, so it was about 0230 when she stopped talking, and I was already in the car, and it was raining, and I didn't feel like walking... Breakfast was ok at the hotel (although, being served from 0630 to 2230 was a nice touch), but even better was Super, Dhyer and myself going to IHOP. Mmm...
In other news, thankfully, no one for me to pick up today. I pulled the group over to Meeple's, and the fun times started. Talked, played a bit - Betrayal is awesome as always, though I couldn't get any Bang! going. About mid-day, Super decided to do the music quiz - a bit haphazardly, but it was still fun. I scored 3rd (9 right), but I gave my prize up to the Vice President (A FFTLW GUIDE BOOK IN JAPANESE!!!!). Right after this, I got a call (message, mostly) from one of my other co-authors telling me that my other manuscript was rejected (the cost one I worked the entire year on) from Annals of Emergency Medicine. This doesn't bother me much - AEM is very anal with what they publish, and don't like pharmacy works in general, and the rejection claims, "Your article is well-written, and the bottom line is surely correct, but since people do what you're suggesting without the data backing it up, we feel there is no need to publish your article which provides evidence supporting the standards of practice, despite t here being nothing there already", to be frank, are completely retarded. I was expecting it anyway, and I have other places to submit to that I know will take it right away (Clinical Toxicology, Annals of Pharmacotherapy).
I once again feel the need to bitch here, in regards to driving to IHOP...
ALL DRIVERS IN NJ ARE GODDAMNED DICKS. SERIOUSLY, THEY DON'T SIGNAL, THEY CUT YOU OFF, THEY SWEAR, THEY BEEP...ARGH. AND ISN'T A U-TURN SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR IN THE REVERSE DIRECTION YOU CAME, AND NOT AN ENTIRELY NEW ONE? WHAT THE FUCK, STUPID GODDAMNED WORTHLESS PATHETIC ASS-LICKING SHIT-STUFFING STATE.
I don't really remember what else we did that night - mostly games and the like again, and getting eaten by the Great Old One. Apparently, Zenny could not solo it with a shotgun ;_;. It was a fun time. Still tired, though. But hey, SHALE arrived, and that made everything better.
Day 4 - Scissors in Your Anus!
Seriously, this hotel was renting all the fucking rooms out to hookers. I AM NOT KIDDING. SERIOUSLY. These women looked like them, dressed like them, acted like them, and I could swear I could smell the faint stench of HAART in the air.
Woke up, again, exhausted. FINALLY got some Bang! going in the morning. This was awesome, even if I did have to refresh myself on the rules. We need to play more of this at DL Con 5 - it's generally quick, hilarious, and fun to play. Super fails the first game by killing his deputies, while Sheriff Djinn wins round 2 against a well played LD. Good times. Fighting Game Tournament was...interesting. I failed it up, getting the absolute dead last position in the tournament. It was still awesome, and I was more entertained by watching and laughing than playing.
Unfortunately, when we went for bowling the car died. Would not start.
Fuck.
Called AAA, a service truck came out, and after being a colossal dick, helped me get my car to a service station. Car is a 2003 Ford Taurus SES, and this was the first time anything happened, so...apart from picking a bad time, I guess it could have been worse? Unfortunately, they closed at the same time I got there, so not going anywhere for a while. Sat outside and read for a bit, Meeple picked me up, and we visited Ciato, NEB, MC at a pizza place Meeple frequents, while Niu played his PSP. Ate, went back home.
Djinn, Zenny had wanted to drink (not to the drunken extent, don't get me wrong - I'm not in to that - we just wanted to sit around, shoot the shit, etc.), and figured this would be a good time. We went back with Miki in tow to our room, watched The Pick of Destiny (badass), talked, drank, etc. It was fun, and one of the best parts of the Con. Just general laid back, quiet, etc. That ended the night.
Day 5 - Home is Where the Heart is!
Woke up around 0700, but didn't bother getting out of bed, which was a mistake - I forgot people were leaving in between Niu and Dhyer's group, so I missed Tal and Tai. Really sorry.
On the way walking (no car ;_;) to Meeple's, I got two phone calls. One from Fnorder (asking for directions, etc. - now might be a good time to RANT ABOUT MEEPLE'S HOUSE BEING A GODDAMNED BLACK HOLE), one from my mother telling me my aunt and uncle are getting divorced. Yay.
When it rains, it pours, although this latter point surprises me not as much as I expected.
Didn't do too much when I got back to the house except calling about the car and trying to talk with people as best I could. People leaving at odd times SUCKED, as I missed a lot. Day kind of petered out in the end - I eventually got on the road around 1800. UNFORTUNATELY NOT AS PLANNED - when I hit Maryland around 0000, fog was so thick, I thought I'd see a dead body on a telephone pole - so I had to sleep in my car until 0600 the next morning. Suffice to say, I didn't go to work.
The 3 Best Parts
1) The obvious I love everyone here. It's great to see people in person. I love you guys, I really do.
2) Board games! Needed more Children's Card Games, though. And Bang!
3) The one good thing NJ does - the toilets actually flush without getting clogged. Amazing.
The 3 Worst Parts
1) Just...I felt so disconnected this time. This is because I was driving so much, and doing a lot of other stuff, I think. I felt like I didn't talk to people as much as last year, didn't do as much as I wanted to, etc. Really disappointing from my end, and I really, really wish I hadn't been so exhausted, and could have done a bit more than I did.
2) FUCK NEW JERSEY.
3) FUCK NEW JERSEY.
Suffice to say, I did love it, as always, but I definitely don't feel I was at my top level, like the past 2 years. Nonetheless, I'd still do it again - I love you guys so very much, and as I've said many times, I find all of you much more closer than I do people I've known in "real life" first.
Will talk about individual people later, most likely - that was long, and I'm still tired >_>