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Generic Boring Mafia Signups
« on: August 08, 2009, 02:43:23 AM »
So there are like some criminals hiding in this otherwise friendly community of rope-obsessed, erudite and wordy sociopaths, I'm thinking there's a game idea in there somewhere.

Basically standard themeless mafia will run with 9+ people, semi-open setup.

-Town Must Lynch; ties are resolved via sudden death.
-Scum Must Kill
-Serial Killers Must Kill
-Days will be 48 hours, subject to extension if desired by popular demand. Post ##Extension if you want one and if at least a third of you want it it will happen.
-Replacements will only be permitted on days one and two. Any hardcore lurkers or people who want to quit will simply be killed after that.
-Play to win
-Don't be lame
-Don't edit your posts
-If you're not sure, ask, especially if you want role clarifications.

Town (Town wins by killing all other factions, excluding any survivors.)
Doctor (May or may not be able to protect self. May or may not be able to protect the same person twice in a row.)
Cop (Sane, Insane, may or may not be guaranteed)
Roleblocker
Vigilante (Nightvig only, may be compulsive, may have limited shots)
Tracker
Watcher
Watcher/Tracker
Bomb (Kills anyone who hammers him; kills anyone attempting to kill him at night.)
Bulletproof
Vanilla
Miller (Special, may be attached to any of the above roles.)

Scum (One scum must go on the kill, they lose any powers they have that night if so. Scum can talk to each other out of the thread. Scum wins by killing everyone else, except any Survivors.)
Doctor (The scumdoc will only appear if an SK or another scumteam exists. You can't use the scumdoc to protect against your own scumkill.)
Framer
Hitman (May ignore protections of any kind if sent on the kill. May have limited uses.)
Rolecop
Roleblocker (Blocks passive roles for that night as well, i.e. bomb, bulletproof, miller)
Godfather
Vanilla

Third Party (None will exist in a game with less than 13 people in it, guaranteed.)
Serial Killer (May be bulletproof, may flip town to investigations.)
Survivor (Doesn't need to be eliminated by either side, may possess any other role.)


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« Last Edit: August 11, 2009, 08:17:25 AM by Carthrat »
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Re: Generic Boring Mafia Signups
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2009, 02:49:58 AM »
We're both no strangers to Mafia. You know the rules, and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of; you wouldn't get this from any other guy.

I just want to tell you that I'm in; I hope that you will understand.

I'm never gonna give this up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and desert this.

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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2009, 02:53:55 AM »
I'm in, I guess, kinda, sorta, completely, totally. Semi-newbie to mafia, but oh well. That's what asking questions is for. And experience.
<%King_Meepdorah> roll 1d999 for "It was beauty...that killed the mage"?
* +Hatbot --> "King_Meepdorah rolls 1d999 for "It was beauty...that killed the mage"? and gets 999."12 [1d999=999]
<%King_Meepdorah> ...
<+superaway> ...Uh oh.
<+RandomConsonant> ...
* +superaway shakes head.

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Re: Generic Boring Mafia Signups
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2009, 03:14:14 AM »
I can kill Bardiche? Sign me up.

Vaguely defined villains in MY mafia game? I won't stand for this. Sign me up.

I can kill Bardiche? Sign me up.
<Niu> If I ever see that Langfadood, i'll strangle him on sight
<Gourry> What, for making the game three times better?
<Gourry> And playable, at that?
<Niu> that lose the whole point of of L2!!!

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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2009, 03:16:02 AM »
We're both no strangers to Mafia. You know the rules, and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of; you wouldn't get this from any other guy.

I just want to tell you that I'm in; I hope that you will understand.

I'm never gonna give this up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and desert this.

Best sign-up post ever.
In other news, wild Yoshi appears on the scene, looking to FIGHT CRIME. Or support it. Whichever you guys want.

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Re: Generic Boring Mafia Signups
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2009, 08:04:04 AM »
Generic?  Boring?  I can do that!

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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2009, 04:04:20 PM »
I can kill Bardiche? Sign me up.

Vaguely defined villains in MY mafia game? I won't stand for this. Sign me up.

I can kill Bardiche? Sign me up.

Stop holding grudges, woman. :(

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Re: Generic Boring Mafia Signups
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2009, 07:54:07 PM »
/in.

Do I really look like I have a clue?

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Re: Generic Boring Mafia Signups
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2009, 01:48:03 AM »
ok
<Eph> When Laggy was there to fuel my desire to open crates, my life was happy.  Now I'm stuck playing a shitty moba and playing Anime RPGs.

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Re: Generic Boring Mafia Signups
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2009, 02:21:28 AM »
I'll bite

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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2009, 06:32:04 PM »
Hokay.

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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2009, 07:52:11 AM »
oh right this is probably it

I'll give it another day. 13 people would be so pro, though...
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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2009, 11:09:14 PM »
Count me in if it makes a big difference. I can't really afford much time for it, so I'm kind of borderline.

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Re: Generic Boring Mafia Signups
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2009, 12:40:52 AM »
Categorically not in. Sorry, Rat, last game I played made it pretty apparent that Mafia's not something I should be doing while unemployed. Scary obsessiveness happens. >.>

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« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2009, 08:08:17 AM »
All roles should be out. Confirm in thread, then we'll get started!
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« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2009, 08:20:43 AM »
confirm
<Eph> When Laggy was there to fuel my desire to open crates, my life was happy.  Now I'm stuck playing a shitty moba and playing Anime RPGs.

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« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2009, 08:29:05 AM »
Confirm.
<%King_Meepdorah> roll 1d999 for "It was beauty...that killed the mage"?
* +Hatbot --> "King_Meepdorah rolls 1d999 for "It was beauty...that killed the mage"? and gets 999."12 [1d999=999]
<%King_Meepdorah> ...
<+superaway> ...Uh oh.
<+RandomConsonant> ...
* +superaway shakes head.

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« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2009, 11:16:38 AM »
Confirmed~

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« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2009, 11:48:26 AM »
I'm here to lynch townies* and chew bubblegum.  And I'm all out of bubblegum.


* The target of lynching is not based off of actual targets that will be desired by the above poster, but instead based off of the average of a random selection of previous lynch targets selected in past games.

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« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2009, 12:16:23 PM »
I got a PM from Rat, it may even concern this game here.
<Niu> If I ever see that Langfadood, i'll strangle him on sight
<Gourry> What, for making the game three times better?
<Gourry> And playable, at that?
<Niu> that lose the whole point of of L2!!!

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« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2009, 12:33:16 PM »
Confirmed
Do I really look like I have a clue?

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« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2009, 02:15:57 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2009, 06:02:01 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2009, 06:16:48 PM »
 Christian Questions with Their Answers
 

Prepared by Dr. Martin Luther for those who intend to go to the Sacrament

[The "Christian Questions with Their Answers," designating Luther as the author, first appeared in an edition of the Small Catechism in 1551, five years after Luther's death].

After confession and instruction in the Ten Commandments, the Creed, the Lord's Prayer, and the Sacraments of Baptism and the Lord's Supper, the pastor may ask, or Christians may ask themselves these questions:

1. Do you believe that you are a sinner?
    Yes, I believe it. I am a sinner.

2. How do you know this?
    From the Ten Commandments, which I have not kept.

3. Are you sorry for your sins?
    Yes, I am sorry that I have sinned against God.

4. What have you deserved from God because of your sins?
    His wrath and displeasure, temporal death, and eternal damnation. See Romans 6:21,23.

5. Do you hope to be saved?
    Yes, that is my hope.

6. In whom then do you trust?
    In my dear Lord Jesus Christ.

7. Who is Christ?
    The Son of God, true God and man.

8. How many Gods are there?
   Only one, but there are three persons: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.

9. What has Christ done for you that you trust in Him?
    He died for me and shed His blood for me on the cross for the forgiveness of sins.

10. Did the Father also die for you?
    He did not. The Father is God only, as is the Holy Spirit; but the Son is both true God and true man. He died for me and shed his blood for me.

11. How do you know this?
    From the holy Gospel, from the words instituting the Sacrament, and by His body and blood given me as a pledge in the Sacrament.

12. What are the Words of Institution?
    Our Lord Jesus Christ, on the night when He was betrayed, took bread and when He had given thanks, He broke it and gave it to the disciples and said: "Take eat; this is My body, which is given for you. This do in remembrance of Me." In the same way also He took the cup after supper, and when He had given thanks, He gave it to them, saying: "Drink of it, all of you; this cup is the new testament in My blood, which is shed for you for the forgiveness of sins. This do, as often as you drink it, in remembrance of Me."

13. Do you believe, then, that the true body and blood of Christ are in the Sacrament?
    Yes, I believe it.

14. What convinces you to believe this?
    The word of Christ: Take, eat, this is My body; drink of it, all of you, this is My blood.

15. What should we do when we eat His body and drink His blood, and in this way receive His pledge?
    We should remember and proclaim His death and the shedding of His blood, as He taught us: This do, as often as you drink it, in remembrance of Me.

16. Why should we remember and proclaim His death?
    First, so that we may learn to believe that no creature could make satisfaction for our sins. Only Christ, true God and man, could do that. Second, so we may learn to be horrified by our sins, and to regard them as very serious. Third, so we may find joy and comfort in Christ alone, and through faith in Him be saved.

17. What motivated Christ to die and make full payment for your sins?
    His great love for His Father and for me and other sinners, as it is written in John 14; Romans 5; Galatians 2 and Ephesians 5.

18. Finally, why do you wish to go to the Sacrament?
    That I may learn to believe that Christ, out of great love, died for my sin, and also learn from Him to love God and my neighbor.

19. What should admonish and encourage a Christian to receive the Sacrament frequently?
    First, both the command and the promise of Christ the Lord. Second, his own pressing need, because of which the command, encouragement, and promise are given.

20. But what should you do if you are not aware of this need and have no hunger and thirst for the Sacrament?
    To such a person no better advice can be given than this: first, he should touch his body to see if he still has flesh and blood. Then he should believe what the Scriptures say of it in Galatians 5 and Romans 7. Second, he should look around to see whether he is still in the world, and remember that there will be no lack of sin and trouble, as the Scriptures say in John 15-16 and in 1 John 2 and 5. Third, he will certainly have the devil also around him, who with his lying and murdering day and night will let him have no peace, within or without, as the Scriptures picture him in John 8 and 16; 1 Peter 5; Ephesians 6; and 2 Timothy 2.

Note:
These questions and answers are no child's play, but are drawn up with great earnestness of purpose by the venerable and devout Dr. Luther for both young and old. Let each one pay attention and consider it a serious matter; for St. Paul writes to the Galatians in chapter six: "Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked."