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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #125 on: April 19, 2008, 09:12:13 PM »
Game: Final Fantasy IV

Rating: 7/10

Best feature/element: Music, sure
Worst feature/element: Grinding you have to do sometimes

Best character: Edge, I guess.
Worst character: Zemus

Best PC in-game: Rosa
Worst PC in-game: Edward

Favorite moment: Cecil becomes a Paladin
Least favorite moment: Dark Elf dungeon was really fucking annoying.
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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #126 on: April 19, 2008, 09:36:55 PM »
Rating: 4.5/10. Game has not aged well at all.

Best feature/element: Revolutionary in terms of RPG Plot.  By this I mean the game had actual dialog, characters, writing, etc.  This doesn't mean it was GOOD, but it was a noteworthy step up compared to like all NES RPGs...man, I can't believe I just said that now.
Worst feature/element: Its ability to stand the test of time.  As I said, it aged poorly; the game was great when it came out, but egads does it feel old, simple, what have you.  Compared to FF3o, which once you get past the Graphics and sound quality, actually feels fresher.

Best character: Dark Knight Cecil.  Only character who showed anything remotely resembling development.  Yes, I mean Dark Knight Cecil specifically; Paladin Cecil sucks ass, and should have been introduced 5 hours later than he did (since Paladin Transformation is essentially the same as saying "This is the ultimate transformation in Cecil's character, the pinnacle, etc.  Once this happens, there's no real room to go up")
Worst character: Kain. Character who gets hyped for being deep and well written...when the entire time, he's being CLEARLY MANIPULATED AND CONTROLLED by the villains into doing evil deeds, and then he angsts about it.  No, I'm sorry; being controlled automatically kills any sort of deep motives.  Freaking Lionheart from FF2 was the same damn character...minus manipulation...so he's considerably deeper (especially since the game hints he's still an evil prick end game, only reason he joined was due to one common, bigger threat.)

Best PC in-game: Cecil.  Reliable tank with reliable offense for most of the game, and Cover helps a lot, especially if you put him in back row where pretty much only magic can kill him.  Honorable Mention to Rydia for being a beast of a cannon.  No, I don't respect Rosa that much; she really, really lacks anything stand out as a healer (heck, she's completely replaceable by items) until she learns Cure 3, which is gotten later than I'd like and she doesn't really do a hell of a lot in Random encounters, which is more what you fight.
Worst PC in-game: FF4o, its Edward.  Sub Rydia Durability, iffy stats, and absolutely no real worthwhile skillset barring some status? Yeah...
FF4a? Kain.  Lacks the raw power of Rydia and Palom, can't tank as well as Yang or Cid, with worse offense than both, lacks Edward's Quirks and Speed of Psychoness, lacks Edge's worth on bosses, and no healing like Rosa or Porom.
Including aftergame dungeons? Probably Cid or Edward.  Edward's HP reaches a level of unforgivableness, and he's too much of a liability.  Cid, meanwhile, just completely lacks damage, tanking worth alone isn't saving him, and stuck with 2 handed weapons means he's a worse tank than Kain (let alone Cecil) in practice.  Doesn't help that Kain gets the upgrade of a lifetime there.

Favorite moment: Attack on the Giant of Bab-il.  Mostly just a stylish scene rarely seen in RPGs, where the entire world comes to help your party out in some manner, and its about as stylish as you'll get from FF4.
Least favorite moment: Two take the cake for this.  First is Golbez takes the Crystal.  A *hand* moves VERY SLOWLY, and your characters just sit there and watch him do it.
The second is Kain betrays Mark 2.  No, its not the betrayal part that urks me, its the fact that again, YOUR CHARACTERS DON'T DO ANYTHING TO RESIST.  Kain just takes the crystal, and walks out; doesn't even so much as knock out Cecil, whip out Deus Ex Machina powers like the law of "Good guys turned bad become Plot Godlikes!" suddenly, he just takes it and walks away...and all you get is "Kain stop!"

I'd at least have appreciated something like "Cecil charges Golbez's hand but OH NOES RANDOM BARRIER ERECTED!" At least there, while plot BS, Cecil's still TRYING, and its less head desk inducing but...yeah.
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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #127 on: April 19, 2008, 10:32:12 PM »
Game: Final Fantasy IV

Rating: 4/10. Has not aged well, etc.

Best feature/element: Music? Dungeon design maybe? I dunno.
Worst feature/element: Battles are a bit of a mess and character building is boring, so it doesn't have much for gameplay. Plot ain't saving it either.

Best character: Cecil.
Worst character: Kain out of the characters who have screentime, Palom out of characters who annoyed me most in their one-note-ness.

Best PC in-game: Uh... Cecil? Pretty close though.
Worst PC in-game: Edward. Twins also sucked.

Favorite moment: Elemental fiend battles were always a highlight. Better than the average FF4 battle + sexy music + had that certain feeling of EPIC.
Least favorite moment: Kain's second betrayal was indeed really bad.

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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #128 on: April 19, 2008, 10:52:16 PM »
Game: Final Fantasy IV

Rating: 3/10? I dunno.

Best feature/element: Um eh. Fast pace?
Worst feature/element: lol mechanics

Best character: Cid. The dude manages to somehow be hardcore enough to deserve that beard.
Worst character: Kain.

Best PC in-game: Rosa.
Worst PC in-game: Edward.

Favorite moment: First Mysidia visit, with people out for your blood enough to turn your party into frogs and poison their drinks.
Least favorite moment: OH MY GOD WHAT A SWERVE, I CAN'T BELIEVE KAIN TURNED ON THE PARTY AGAIN
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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #129 on: April 19, 2008, 11:39:38 PM »
FF4

Rating 4/10 - If this were the DS remake, now, it'd be an easy 7-8/10.

Best feature: It's pretty short.
Worst feature: It's also rather clunky and poorly polished.

Best Character: Cid.
Worst character: KAIN.

Best PC: Ummmm, tie between Rosa and Rydia.
Worst PC: Edward. Discounting temps, Kain.

Favorite moment: um
Least favorite moment: Kain's second betrayal.


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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #130 on: April 20, 2008, 01:00:02 AM »

Game: Final Fantasy IV

Rating: 10/10. Hasn't aged but is still one of my favorite games to sit down and play.

Best feature/element: Overall package. Gameplay holds up well enough for a game with over a dozen PC's that end up.. reasonably balanced most of the time, the story elements work well enough, etc.
Worst feature/element: Deaths, yeah. Script needs an overhaul and that'd be the first thing I'd alter.

Best character: Cecil.
Worst character: Zemus.

Best PC in-game: Cecil?
Worst PC in-game: Edward. Cid is also pretty bad too. Tellah is good for the time, same with Fu. Porom.. has an argument actually.

Favorite moment: Intro or Edge vs Rubicant. Edge may have his problems, but he's not exactly the stereotypical ninja.
Least favorite moment: Tower of zot.
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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #131 on: April 20, 2008, 01:10:38 AM »
Game: Final Fantasy IV

Rating: 10/10. Is awesome.

Best feature/element: I'll second super. The total package is very appealing.
Worst feature/element: Lack of depth in the plot.

Best character: Cecil.
Worst character: Zemus, sure.

Best PC in-game: Cecil. This one's debetable, but Cecil's always important.
Worst PC in-game: Cid. I'm not a fan of how he hashes out and you only have him for a few dungeons, one of which he sucks in extra hard.

Favorite moment: "Cecil, use the Crystal!"
Least favorite moment: N/A
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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #132 on: April 20, 2008, 01:25:43 AM »
Game: Final Fantasy IV

Rating: Uh...5/10 works~

Best feature/element: Music~?
Worst feature/element: Kain~

Best character: Rubicant. I always imagine him as sounding oddly British.
Worst character: Kain~

Best PC in-game: 4o: Rosa, with close nods to Cecil/Rydia. 4a: replace Rydia with Palom.
Worst PC in-game: Kain, doesn't have anything special. Edward statuses stuff well at least~

Favorite moment: Spoony bard~
Least favorite moment: Kain betrayal works~
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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #133 on: April 20, 2008, 01:42:20 AM »
Game: Final Fantasy IV

Rating: 1/10

Best feature/element: The fact that it was innitially nerfed to hell and back so it made it shorter.
Worst feature/element: Mechanics of ENDLESS FAIL.

Best character: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Worst character: Kain.

Best PC in-game: Rosa, casts heals, a mechanic that is vaguely logical.
Worst PC in-game: Edward.

Favorite moment: No.
Least favorite moment: The whole goddamned thing.
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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #134 on: April 20, 2008, 07:33:26 PM »
Rating: 4/10.  It's easy to play, fairly quick, and mildly entertaining, but damn, it's pretty bad looking at it as a whole.  Mechanics are shit and very, very confusing, with weak story, characters and is generally boring overall.  FF4a helps this a bit, though, or the game would be a 3.

Best feature/element: It's fairly short.  Replayable, has some side areas, etc.  It's a step up from the older games, at least (well...a step up from...ok, shit, maybe not >_>)
Worst feature/element: ...uh...most of how everything else meshes.  There's not much that stands out here, really.  The game lacks anything that's really good, just stuff that ranges from bad to not amazing.  Things just aren't great.

Best character: Rubicante.  The name is badass, and he has a bit of a personality and story, unlike the other fucking fiends, who are random piles of shit thrown in for the hell of it they try to give story to. 
Worst character: Bleh.  Most characters aren't interesting enough to merit this category.  Probably have to go with Valvalis - she literally appears right at her fight, with a nod from Kain ("hey lol valvaly!!!"), and nothing else.  And she's treated as a major player and high-ranking fiend?  Yeah.  Kind of stupid.  The PCs at least have screentime and had some effort put into them.  Even Milon and Cagnazzo did too!  And Milon has the awesome failure aspect, and Cagnazzo does something post-death!

Best PC in-game: Uh...Rydia.  The attack magic is always good.  Cecil's durability isn't that helpful, due to the way the damn mechanics are fucked up.  Rosa's healing is nice, but mechanics again hurt that a bit - she's probably second, I suppose.  Palom and Porom in FF4a would come here as well.  Kain's Jump I actually found decently helpful on Zeromus, and for the majority of the game, he comes as a decent jeigan, so...eh.  I would call him better than some of the other shit.
Worst PC in-game: Edward, I suppose.  Not durable, not damaging, etc.  Granted, in the remake...I'd have to say no one, since they all have good use in some way.  So...make this an N/A, overall, I suppose.

Favorite moment: Uh...well, this is hard, since I don't think the game had any amazing scenes.  Good scenes...well, I suppose if you pressed me I'd say Cecil the Paladin getting a lapdance.  Just funny, and repeatable!
Least favorite moment: "Cecil...join me"  "No, I'll never join you!  You killed my brother!"  "No, Cecil, I AM your brother!"  And then Cecil was a demon.

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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #135 on: April 20, 2008, 08:39:55 PM »
Game: Final Fantasy IV

Rating: 9/10

Best feature/element: Nostalgia~  Overall solidness.
Worst feature/element: I recall some problem that annoyed the hell out of me, but I can't remember it.

Best character: Cecil.
Worst character: Zemus.

Best PC in-game: Cecil.
Worst PC in-game: Edward.

Favorite moment: Finally beating Zeromus.
Least favorite moment: Losing to Zeromus about 4 million times then grinding my way into the 90s before I finally won.

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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #136 on: April 21, 2008, 04:27:19 AM »
Game: Final Fantasy IV

Rating: 9/10

Best feature/element:  Simplicity and straightforwardness.
Worst feature/element:  Repetitive script.  Runner up to clunky menus.

Best character:  Cecil.
Worst character:  Cid.

Best PC in-game:  Cecil.  Reliable damage and some healing and never dies and is usually in the party.
Worst PC in-game:  Cid.

Favorite moment:  Final dungeon.
Least favorite moment:  Kain betrays the party.  AGAIN.

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« Reply #137 on: April 21, 2008, 03:37:34 PM »
Game: Final Fantasy IV

Rating: 2/10

Best feature/element: There are none.
Worst feature/element: ATB.

Best character: Edward.  Yeah, that's right.
Worst character: Kain

Best PC in-game: Uh... Rydia?  PORTABLE NUKE and such.  Rosa and Cecil are top notch as well.
Worst PC in-game: FUSOYA
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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #138 on: April 24, 2008, 07:49:33 PM »
                                                                       
Game: Final Fantasy IV

Rating: 8/10. I think the game has aged fairly well, for all that it's an incredibly basic RPG given today's standards.

Best feature/element: Huge inventory.
Worst feature/element:

Best character: In-game? Cid.
Worst character: Tellah.

Best PC in-game: Cecil, no question. Outdamages everyone for at least 50% of the game and doesn't rely on MP and can be a backup healer and massive tank.
Worst PC in-game: FuSoYa, as he just seems superfluous with both Rosa and Rydia in the party and his MP isn't great.

Best Moment: Final fight.
Worst Moment: The third or fourth "Oh no, he's certainly dead" *five minutes* "I'm back!" episode.

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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #139 on: April 26, 2008, 02:20:43 AM »
Game: Final Fantasy IV

Rating: 8/10.

Best feature/element: Music. Attempting a story in 'the old days'.
Worst feature/element: Doesn't hold up well to present-day games.

Best character: Rydia.
Worst character: Kain.

Best PC in-game: Cecil.
Worst PC in-game: Kain.

Best Moment: Rydia and Edge banter. Close second would be seeing the twins use their in-game spells for a 'practical' story purpose (turning themselves to stone is also a nice side effect).
Worst Moment: Golbez with "I'm your brother"

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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #140 on: April 26, 2008, 02:33:30 AM »
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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #141 on: April 26, 2008, 03:06:02 AM »
Game: Final Fantasy IV

Rating: 6/10

Best feature/element: Cecil
Worst feature/element: Gameplay

Best character: Cecil
Worst character: Twins

Best PC in-game: Cecil
Worst PC in-game: Kain out of the five, Edward overall

Favorite moment: um
Least favorite moment: Kain's epic backstabbing.
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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #142 on: April 26, 2008, 04:09:37 AM »
Game: Final Fantasy IV

Rating: 1/10

Best feature/element: What?
Worst feature/element: Gameplay.

Best character: uh Cecil.
Worst character: ...Twins, Cid, Kain... all fit here. Go with the twins.

Best PC in-game: Cecil, sure.
Worst PC in-game: Edward.

Favorite moment: When I beat the game, gave it back to my brother, and never worried about it again.
Least favorite moment: Yes.

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« Reply #143 on: April 26, 2008, 09:32:10 AM »
Game: Final Fantasy IV

Rating: Uhm...I'll go with 6/10 right now. It tends to hover in the 5/6 range.

Best feature/element: Simplicity, polish-for-the-time, general lack of any really grating factors.
Worst feature/element: Plot. The plot is not sub-par for '93, but it's not good.

Best character: Edge, but that's a construct that I actually like. Based off in-game lines only...probably still Edge anyways, though. Go fig.
Worst character: Kain. Yes, yes, backstab me. Again. And again.

Best PC in-game: Overall...probably Rosa, feels too necessary. Cecil's very close, too, for this.
Worst PC in-game: ...Edward, though Cid's damned close, it feels like. Out of the final five, definitely Kain, no contest.

Favorite moment: Cid blowing himself up to seal a hole. The most unbelievably stupid method of sealing a hole ever. The ludicriousness of it never fails to bring a smile to my face. I'm not kidding.
Least favorite moment: Bla bla Kain later betrayal bla. The scene was so unbelievably trite. "Oh hay bring back the crystal." "...c'mon, Kain, you aren't that weak, fight this off-" "YOINK." "Sigh." I mean, it was a dumb *idea*, but the execution is the truly horrendous part of it.
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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #144 on: April 27, 2008, 02:49:54 AM »
Game: Final Fantasy IV

Rating: 5/10.

Best feature/element: Whee music.
Worst feature/element: Plot. A short as it is, it's still longer than its story has a right to be.

Best character: Cecil, sure.
Worst character: Zemus. RARRR I AM SO EVIL MY EVIL COMES TO LIFE AND EATS YOU.

Best PC in-game: Cecil.
Worst PC in-game: Of the endgame five, Kain. Overall, Edward.

Favorite moment: Cecil goes Paladinny.
Least favorite moment: KAIN BETRAYED US I AM SHOCKED
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« Reply #145 on: April 27, 2008, 03:18:26 AM »
Game: Final Fantasy IV

Rating: 5.43

Best feature/element: Soundtrack. Hey, remember when we didn't know Uematsu can only work in 16-bit synth?
Worst feature/element: Mechanics and gameplay issues.

Best character: Cecil.
Worst character: Kain. Act surprised, everybody!

Best PC in-game: Cecil. Another shocking result!
Worst PC in-game: Edward. This might as well have been the award for Spooniest Bard for all the chance anybody else had at it.

Favorite moment: No consensus. The introduction and Cecil becoming a paladin lead the pack with two votes each.
Least favorite moment: Kain Betrays You 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Game: Super Robot Taisen: Original Generation

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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #146 on: April 27, 2008, 03:30:38 AM »
Game: Super Robot Taisen: Original Generation

Rating: 8/10.

Best feature/element: Excellen.  Okay, cast interaction in general, but Excellen's the icon there.
Worst feature/element: Damage projection would be so very welcome.

Best character: Gee, I wonder.
Worst character: Um... hm.  I'm sure there's some really boring pilot I could nom here, or some failure government official villain, but I the latter are more OG2 and I can't think of the former.

Best PC in-game: Sanger.  The only thing really competing with him is Rampage Ghost, and that's two people >.>
Worst PC in-game: Katina.

Favorite moment: Beating Judecca.  Gave me some trouble, good music, final boss, all that jazz.
Least favorite moment: Probably some early-game Ryusei is a Tard moment.
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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #147 on: April 27, 2008, 03:33:36 AM »
Super Robot Taisen: Original Generation

Rating: 8/10

Best feature/element: Gonna have to go with the way they did the dual-pathing here.
Worst feature/element: This is a toss-up between lack of damage projection and flagrant easiness. I think flagrant easiness is more annoying to me currently. And it only gets worse on NG+.

Best character: RUSSEL
Worst character: Garnet

Best PC in-game: RUSSEL Kyosuke?
Worst PC in-game: Giado

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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #148 on: April 27, 2008, 03:34:24 AM »
Uematsu has done some pretty kickass things with PSX/2 synths, thank you very much.


Rating: 6/10.

Best feature/element: Fun SRPG gameplay~ Yeah, neat take on a FE-like, and spirit skills are a lot of fun. Music also deserves note for being way above GBA standards, for what that's worth.
Worst feature/element: Way too fucking easy. I mean, I put this for FE8, and OG1 is about 10x easier. I was never in any remote danger of losing a battle in this game for anything but a gimmicky reason (i.e. my only death came from overkilling a boss you aren't suppose to kill. Says much). Plot deserves a mention because it's godawful but I don't really care.

Best character: Excellen? Not a huge fan but she had moments.
Worst character: Sanger. SRW has a few characters who are all in the same mold: they know everything, they say nothing but cryptic remarks, they are badass pilots from the past generation, they demand YOU GET BETTER SO YOU CAN FACE THE COMING TRIALS... Ingram, Maier, Elzam for a few others off the top of my head. Sanger loses because he has the most screentime. Also he makes Kyosuke suck whenever he's around, and Kyo is generally fine otherwise.

Best PC in-game: Was Excellen for me. Not 100% sure how objective that is, but she had a hell of a lot of ranged power to go with her never-get-hit game and was one half of the best boss-killing move in the game.
Worst PC in-game: Tasuku? Serious will issues on that mech.

Favorite moment: The fight against Maier. Only remotely challenging battle in the game, with three bosses and solid overall enemies. Fun~
Least favorite moment: KYOSUKE I CAN'T TELL YOU ANYTHING NOW SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED. No, this isn't one moment. <_<

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Re: Two-Minute Game Reviews: Revived!
« Reply #149 on: April 27, 2008, 03:48:15 AM »
Game: Super Robot Taisen: Original Generation

Rating: 7/10.

Best feature/element: Dual paths, yeah.
Worst feature/element: Lack of challenge. And just think, OGs makes this one look hard!

Best character: RYUSEI, obviously. (Excellen.)
Worst character: Uh. I tend to block out SRW characters when they're not good, due to ease of sceneskip. Tossup between Katina and Latooni, I think, as both are retarded stereotypes.

Best PC in-game: Excellen, probably. Nigh untouchable, great sniping with natural Hit & Away, and Rampage Ghost for a finisher.
Worst PC in-game: Giado. Katina could hurt things before her inevitable death, Garnet had Bless. Giado was just useless.

Favorite moment: First fight with R-Gun Rivale.
Least favorite moment: Ryusei's intro. Every mecha anime cliche in the book plus it puts Ryusei and Tenzan in the same room.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2008, 03:52:54 AM by Shale »
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