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Mogu (vs. Shiba)
« on: September 05, 2009, 12:01:57 AM »
In the department of odd duels nobody really cares about, the brave little digger Mogu scored it big time! Do you know how a fight between a lizard and a mole ends out? Mogu doesn't either, but he's not afraid to find out! With his mighty claws and nimble build, Mogu can handle any threat in his way! Who cares if this big Lizard guy has a huge spear? Who cares if Mogu is probably tiny enough to be swallowed whole by Shiba? With his moleful spirit, Mogu will harness his inner Godlike and ravage his foe with claw swipes, headbutts and the ultimate skill of DIGGING HOLES! Yes, Mogu is the little mole that could and he will prove it! Shiba, bring your worst, because this tiny fighter will re-enact the story of David and Goliath in the Duelling League! It'll be a fight for the ages!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
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Re: Mogu (vs. Shiba)
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2009, 04:12:25 AM »
In the department of odd duels nobody really cares about, the brave little digger Mogu has hit the big time! Do you know how a fight between a lizard and a mole ends out? Mogu doesn't either, but he's not afraid to find out! With his mighty claws, Mogu can handle any threat in his way! Who cares if this big Lizard guy has a huge spear? Who cares if Mogu is probably tiny enough to be swallowed whole by Shiba? With his moleful spirit, Mogu will harness his inner Godlike and ravage his foe with claw swipes, headbutts and the ultimate skill of DIGGING HOLES! Shiba, bring your worst, because this tiny fighter will re-enact the story of David and Goliath in the arena! It'll be a fight for the ages!
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