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Renee Kearse (vs. Jean the Stripper)
« on: September 07, 2009, 05:01:55 AM »
Beautiful and deadly, Renee's bringing girl power to new heights this season.  Having faced off against the incarnation of death itself and won, things bode well for the femme fatale.  In particular, after fighting off death itself, what hope does a martial artist/dancer have of beating her?  While Jean may be quick, the fact of the matter remains that all of her promiscuous parlor tricks are useless against Renee - Renee's conservative school uniform provides protection unmatched by even the heaviest and most enchanted of armour's, meaning that Jean's puny little punches will make little impact on the resilient student.  The stripperific clothing Jean wears leaves much to be desired in terms of protection, and makes Renee's job much easier.  Even without her Azureflame Mana, Renee's punishing Girl Power!!! attacks can crush anyone of any sex (and even those of indeterminate or nonexistent sex), and a Full Power Blade is even more deadly when it hits its mark.  Backed up by the fiery offense of her Azureflame Mana, there's little that can stand in the way of the mighty Renee and her efforts to strengthen women's rights throughout the multi-verse.  Get ready, pigs - womankind isn't going to stand by and be degraded any longer!  That is...if Renee actually gets to fight someone of the opposite sex this season.  It does kind of suck to beat up on your own kind, but what can you do?  A victory is a victory.
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Re: Renee Kearse (vs. Jean the Stripper)
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2009, 04:12:52 AM »
Jean may be quick, but her parlor tricks are useless against Renee. Her school uniform provides protection unmatched by the heaviest armor, meaning that Jean's puny little punches will make little impact on the resilient student.  Even without her Azureflame Mana, Renee's punishing Girl Power!!! attacks can crush anyone, and a Full Power Blade is even more deadly when it hits its mark.  Backed up by the fiery offense of Azureflame, there's little that can stand Renee's way.  Get ready, pigs - womankind isn't going to stand by and be degraded any longer!  That is...if Renee actually gets to fight someone of the opposite sex this season.  It does kind of suck to beat up on your own kind, but what can you do?  A victory is a victory.
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