Whoever said that dogs should not take acid...
...definitely wasn't a dog on acid.
Also, did you know that Hurricanes are called hurracanoes in British? I didn't. CONSIDER YOUR MINDS BLOWN.
God damn it procrastination write in the word document not on forums you silly twat.
EDIT: Also, did you know that the most inane idea spouted off by literary theorists is that literary theorists build upon the work of previous theorists? Honestly, I thought trying to apply Freud to all aspects of literary criticism was until I got this topic. Incidentally, I'm blaming my poor mark on this essay on a combination of bad (inflexible) topic, being drunk, and not having slept for a day. Sure the last two are entirely my own fault but it shelters my fagile ego. I meant to type fragile but I felt the typo was more apropriate. HEY LOOK STILL NOT WRITTEN ANY MORE ON THE ESSAY THIS IS AT LEAST 300 WORDS THAT WOULD HAVE MADE IT IN AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH RAPE.
EDIT 2:
RAPE RAPE RAPE SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON RAPE
EDIT 3: Oh, yes, and apologies to OK, who is not getting sleep due to actually doing real work while I am depriving myself of sleep because I'm a lazy lazy lazy sodomite. If I come to DLCRoman Numerals you get to kick me in the dick.
EDIT 4: Did you know that in Spanish, Hahaha is Jajaja? I DID...N'T UNTIL JUST LIKE NOW.
EDIT 5: WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!
EDIT 6: It's because of the rape, isn't it?
EDIT 7: I CAN CHANGE, I CAN CHANGE. I DON'T HAVE TO BE A HORNY LITTLE BASTARD.
EDIT 8: Okay. that's... quite enough.
EDIT 9: Tricked!