Now I'm just getting the image of some sort of all dog Sweeney Todd performance, with terrible 90s animatronics. Sweeney, played by a beagle, slits the throats of English Sheepdogs with an adorable little razor he holds in his mouth. Awwww.
Also, did you know they're selling ice cream treats for dogs? No shit, I saw it at Walmart. Ice cream. For dogs.