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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Princess Toadstool (vs. Princess Joshua)
« on: October 16, 2009, 10:49:03 PM »
A -fabulous- match of princess versus princess in Heavy entails - wait, Joshua is actually a man? Bah! This is far less fun that having a fashionable, old-school showoff between the prettiest! But that's okay: Princess Toadstool still can make omelette out of the eggs she's given, and she has juuuuuuuust what she needs to make this swordslinging prince solve whatever issues Joshua has. With a healthy mix of Sleepy Time, Therapy and Psych Bombs, the peachy princess of Mushroom Kingdom has the best psychology tools around, and if mind treatment doesn't work, well, there's always the tried and true might of the swinging frying pan! It's time for Toadstool to begin her career in Heavy as the best problem-solver around, and maybe get rich in the psychology field!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Princess Toadstool (vs. Princess Joshua)
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2009, 03:22:49 AM »
This week, Princess Toadstool has a great surprise for you all: she is about to put in practice her Combat Psychology degree, earned during her long rest from the arena after that Middle championship, and she has juuuuuuuust what she needs to make this swordslinging prince solve whatever underlying issues he has. With a healthy mix of Sleepy Time, Therapy and Psych Bombs, the peachy princess of Mushroom Kingdom has the best psychology (and hypnosis!) tools around, and if mind treatment doesn't work, well, there's always the tried and true might of the swinging frying pan! It's time for Toadstool to begin her career in Heavy as the best problem-solver around, and maybe get rich in the psychology field with her unique treatment methods!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....