~Shit’s Getting Crazy in Thranton~
As we go back into the comforts of Erathis’s realm, we turn back into our original selves, except Marza who was a Sorcerer and then we forced him to become an Ardent because we are really big jerks (or we needed a healer). So we fight this Guardian guy who tries to prevent us from travelling to beautiful Thranton. Rachelle is all pissy because things immune fear and this makes her less awesome, Desmond is all pissy because he hasn’t gotten laid in weeks (oh sure, the god of fertility, but only after you get married, well booooooo to this place), and Feth is pissy because she’s Feth. A lot of us got knocked off cliffs and Alex and Feth had to save our asses. Unfortunately we ended up pretty far from Thranton herself, even if we landed in Erathi lands. A loyal Erathi merchant took us close to Thranton luckily, and then we got there pretty quickly. There was some Balefire and shit going down in the middle of the city, so we stayed away from there. We fought zombies instead and then tried to storm the front of the castle. Bad idea, generally, although we did get some sweet shit from murdering some Eladrin scum. We had to roll to see if the Eladrin’s smugness was because of his innate Eladrinness or because he was an officer. Considering that we got two +3 items from him, I’d assume the latter (and the former). This fight was a bitch on our resources though; we fought several enemies with BURST 1 FORTITUDE GRAAHH EVERYONE IN OUR PARTY HAS SHIT FORT THIS SUCKS FUCKING GIANTS.
So Rachelle, the bitch queen, realizes that OH I KNOW HOW WE CAN SNEAK INTO THE CITY INSTEAD OF RAMMING HEADFIRST INTO A FORTIFIED AREA. Thanks, why didn’t you inform us sooner. (For the sweet swag, obv.) So we go in and reality shifts or something, we fight some easy enemies and then we saw that the Patriarch may have lost the battle against the evils, we go up to the teleportation room to crush in Grallax’s FACE and run into some creepy guys who use a lot of status. We kill them, step in, and then………………….. the man himself is there. Fuck that guy.
Grallax Must Die. And in a turn of events, Petey saves our ass and comes to help us kill this d-bag!
So the epic battle starts with our friend Gral partially sealing us off with an ice wall and Desmond buffing people cuz that’s what he does. A long battle commences, we get tentacle raped twice, he ice walls us a lot, Feth comes really really close to death because she flew over the wall and got wailed on, and Alexander hits him in the face. He has mad defenses aside from his Fortitude, which is kinda bad. This makes Rachelle happy but me and Feth and Alex and Marza cry like bitches. Eventually, after some hairy situation, we kill the bastard off but unfortunately he has already initiated the murder of Erathis herself. So we have to decide…… the Erathi land or Erathis herself? Rachelle decides to sacrifice the country to save her goddess because she’s a faithful brownnoser and Erathi land would suck without Erathis anyway. We manage to barely get out of the realm before it crackles, and we get thrust into a new place…
And we transform again! Rachelle becomes a stupid Cleric/Ranger and likes ICE CREAM, Desmond is now a psychic MENSA supergenius with horns on his face and a tail to tailwhip bitches. Mind Thrust is his new favorite skill as he cosplays AT main characters. Feth is a Rogue/Warlock (we think), Alex heals people, and Marza defends with his mind. Should be a fun and faaabulous new cast in this new world~~~
