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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #275 on: July 13, 2011, 08:49:39 PM »
Desmond may be too delicate for the psion life. Aren't paladins immune to disease? Or is that an older edition?

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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #276 on: July 13, 2011, 10:19:02 PM »
Clearly this means we need to have Feth bluff the enemies into thinking I'm the diseased one, and then MARZA can tank the world.
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #277 on: July 13, 2011, 10:20:55 PM »
FETH BETTER NOT KILL OUR PRIVATEERS OR I WILL BE ANGRY. I NEED MINIONS TO HELP RULE MY COUNTRY.

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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #278 on: July 13, 2011, 11:16:42 PM »
All talk aside, I'm pretty sure Feth isn't really murder happy so much as profoundly unconcerned about death and willing to inflict it when merited (call it the Raven Queen effect). That said, last I heard your bold company of sailor-entrepreneurs were also a bunch of mass-murdering multiple rapists, and so I don't think it'd be the worst thing ever if Feth was forced (forced) to disembowel them and make a sort of putrid meat sculpture out of their entrails.

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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #279 on: July 13, 2011, 11:43:13 PM »
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Desmond may be too delicate for the psion life. Aren't paladins immune to disease? Or is that an older edition?

Pretty sure that's a 3e only thing.

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That said, last I heard your bold company of sailor-entrepreneurs were also a bunch of mass-murdering multiple rapists

As if cosplaying Lyner wasn't proof enough of Desmond's newfound supervillainy.

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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #280 on: July 13, 2011, 11:51:37 PM »
2nd Ed also from memory as well.

I see this is what happens when you don't have Avengers of good judgement (in bitches) on who to Mind Thrust around to point you in the right direction (or to Sequestering Strike you if you choose poorly).
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #281 on: July 14, 2011, 12:14:48 AM »
Speaking of Pete, thank you for the parting gift you gave the DM, Grefter. Yesterday he seemed to be rolling remarkably like you were instead of, uhm, 16 being extremely low. >_>
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #282 on: July 14, 2011, 03:36:29 PM »
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #283 on: July 21, 2011, 07:10:15 PM »
We have two new members! Myth the Half-Elf Cleric and Viki the randomly disappearing Invoker~
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #284 on: July 22, 2011, 05:21:46 PM »
Now you only need 30 more to expand your stronghold.

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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #285 on: July 22, 2011, 05:29:28 PM »
I don't think this plan would make Excal very happy...
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #286 on: July 22, 2011, 05:38:14 PM »
Well no one said they all had to be PCs but the logistics would be fairly nightmarish, I would think.

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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #287 on: July 23, 2011, 12:31:41 AM »
We also need a stronghold, first. Our hometown has been taken over and removed from the world map due to the bad guys, so now we need to finish our quest of figuring out where we are, find a stronghold, and then guild our allies!
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #288 on: July 30, 2011, 01:12:54 AM »
Desmond may be too delicate for the psion life. Aren't paladins immune to disease? Or is that an older edition?


They have to burn a feat now, but it is pretty much disease immunity and a sizable amount of poison resistance.