October 25th Session – Desmond’s a Poet and He Didn’t Know It
(and neither did anyone else)
The PCs drag the body of the doppelganger out in the room for all to see, as the door is propped up and the second-in-command of the temple, Joshua, appears. Desmond wants to be released in order to go enjoy himself with a keg and some ladies, but no such luck. The party is put on house arrest, and Desmond despairs.
While on house arrest, Feth memorizes rituals, Rachelle writes letters to the church that she was sent from back in Thronton, Alexander is comatose, and Marza is locked up in a jail cell for asking for a local cat. Meanwhile, Desmond works on his mean faces in order to become more intimidating. Though many laugh at his faces, he finally found a really scary one, and he was happy
. Then he decided he would also train in poetry and send the beautiful Rachelle a poem declaring his love for her.
Roses are red
Violets are green
I love you so much
But you are so mean
Desmond DEMANDED that his poem be sent IMMEDIATELY, and the guards snickered as they took the poem to Rachelle. Eyes were rolled as Rachelle received it. (As the player giggled incessantly, but Rachelle would do no such thing!) After being let out of house arrest, Desmond continued to try to woo Rachelle, who said that there were many men like him in Thronton.
MEN AS HANDSOME? MEN AS CHARMING? MEN AS STRONG?!! This was just unbelievable, so Desmond cried, and sent off to drown his tears in excessive booze. He ended up fabricating ever-so-slightly the stories of the adventure, which ended in, after Marza, that foolish fool, tried to attack enemies and FAILED because he is a WEAKLING, Desmond saved Rachelle from the impending doom of tentacle rape and yet SHE COURTS WITH MARZA. ARRRGH.
Life is pain.
Marza and Feth find a kitty for Marza’s familiar. The poor kitty seems frazzled but begins talking. Marza transforms him into a cat that changes properties based on his element for the day.
Later:
Desmond comes back from the bar, spreading his exploits and singing bar songs. Marza’s kitty disappears at Marza’s command, confusing a drunken Desmond. I can forsee that most of the cat’s uses involve tricking Desmond, but Desmond can also choke Marza pretty easily so he’d better watch his ass.
In the morning, not too much happens. Marza abuses his cat to electrocute people since he is lightning elemental that day, and Desmond tries to pet the kitty. This does… not… end… well…
The party decides to visit the druid. They first go to a trader who was alleged of trading with said druid, who was rather rude to them, saying that the church had sent men to kill him (which is like lies!!) until Desmond used his charm to woo the guy and talk him into taking us to him.
We then encounter a douchey (stereotypically tree hugging fantasy) elf who blathers about nature and hating cities and civilization and other bullshit. Being a strict follower of Erathis, Desmond is EXTREMELY insulted, so much that he can’t even speak or else he might scream in anger/choke a bitch. As the air gets tense, the druid appears, and talks with the party. The party is told that the druid was also attacked by supposed followers of Erathis, and he hands a sigil with chains around it. (In the letter we got off the bullywug, it was signed by the Lord of the Chains.)
The party agrees to help him with eradicating the hobgoblins that are attacking them and to try to get to the bottom of the people who are trying to both disrupt cities and disrupt nature.
I CAN FEEL A FIGHT COMING ON but the session ends because we are all falling asleep.
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So I’ve decided to at least partially multiclass Desmond. At level 4 I decided to pick up the base Warlord multiclassing feat, which gives me 1/day Inspiring Word. At the very least I am going to pick up the Level 5 Daily from Warlord at Level 10 when I can, since it is healing surge + CHA bonus healing within 10 squares and including me, and it ALSO hits for 3d10 + STR mod damage. This is really cool for keeping the party alive in a pinch. I haven’t decided if I want to become a full multiclasser (Excal told me he would houserule a couple extra abilities if I did decide to full multiclass, like being able to use the healing as much as Warlord as well as giving me Warlord class features.) We’ll see what happens there, but it’s a pretty interesting option and it makes me STR much more useful (although I can’t be a INT Warlord since my mod is -1. Haha.)