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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #125 on: November 07, 2009, 12:58:08 AM »
And I believe this means it's time Marza shaped up, before Desmond decides what shape he'll be in. >_>
<%King_Meepdorah> roll 1d999 for "It was beauty...that killed the mage"?
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #126 on: November 07, 2009, 01:01:37 AM »
But it's so much funnier if he doesn't shape up :D

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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #127 on: November 07, 2009, 01:03:33 AM »
Well, Marza is only lacking in Strength, so...

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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #128 on: November 07, 2009, 01:04:50 AM »
What's the rule?  Oh, right.  The ones with Charisma are the ones who need it to avoid getting lynched.

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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #129 on: November 07, 2009, 01:07:10 AM »
Our campaign seems to determine Charisma pretty much purely as force of personality. What of it?
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #130 on: November 07, 2009, 01:09:35 AM »
What's the rule?  Oh, right.  The ones with Charisma are the ones who need it to avoid getting lynched.

It's the truth. I'm surprised Marza hasn't been lynched anyway.
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« Reply #131 on: November 07, 2009, 01:11:05 AM »
What's the rule?  Oh, right.  The ones with Charisma are the ones who need it to avoid getting lynched.

It's the truth. I'm surprised Marza hasn't been lynched anyway.

So am I. I think the DM is trying very, very hard to keep PCs alive, though.
<%King_Meepdorah> roll 1d999 for "It was beauty...that killed the mage"?
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #132 on: November 07, 2009, 01:13:18 AM »
Well, mostly the PCs would have choked him.

:D

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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #133 on: November 07, 2009, 11:13:18 AM »
Okay, now I keep imagining this D&D party having Mana Khemia character quests. I have to wonder if Desmond would be unbalanced enough to turn himself into a Puni, though.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #134 on: November 07, 2009, 04:23:11 PM »
Hmm...  y'know...

Desmond = Lily's tainted love + Ulrika's intelligence.
Marza = Lily's cruelty to familiars + Ulrika's intelligence.
Rachelle = Yun (I would say Raze, but less snarky and more enduring)
Alexander = Pepperoni - Goto.


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Oh God...   this is Mana Khemia 2, the D&D Campaign.

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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #135 on: November 07, 2009, 06:35:44 PM »
Success.

EDIT: Although Rachelle as Raze makes more sense: she has a Lilyman humping her legs.
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #136 on: November 07, 2009, 06:45:33 PM »
Well, yes.  Rachelle has the harem, but doesn't have the sarcasm.  More a dry stoic mask to try and survive the madness.

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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #137 on: November 07, 2009, 06:48:13 PM »
Well, Raze is stoic and blunt rather than crisply sarcastic anyhow. It's just that he's sort of a jerk.
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #138 on: November 07, 2009, 06:51:20 PM »
True.  I guess it's just that Rachelle isn't anywhere near as blunt.  But yeah, somewhere between the two.

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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #139 on: November 09, 2009, 07:35:36 AM »
ZOMBIE INVASION
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #140 on: November 09, 2009, 07:45:20 AM »
ELABORATE
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #141 on: November 09, 2009, 04:18:12 PM »
I don't think there's much to elaborate on, honestly. >_>
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #142 on: November 09, 2009, 04:50:40 PM »
You say that like I care. Summaries, summaries! <_<
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #143 on: November 09, 2009, 08:33:29 PM »
Allow me to attempt to summarize.

Zombies. They invaded.

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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #144 on: November 09, 2009, 08:37:29 PM »
* Jo'ou Ranbu gnaws on Andrew.
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #145 on: November 09, 2009, 08:41:51 PM »
Dude, how rude is that!  First you bust into their home, and then you say they invaded?  Man, some good guys you are.

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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #146 on: November 09, 2009, 08:44:54 PM »
Considering the sanity spread in your party, I'm surprised they didn't give the zombies wedgies, dunk their heads into the toilet and flush their faces in while at it.
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #147 on: November 09, 2009, 08:48:05 PM »
Mostly because the zombies did it to the party first.

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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #148 on: November 09, 2009, 09:01:09 PM »
That surprises me a lot less.
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
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Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle
« Reply #149 on: November 10, 2009, 02:25:13 PM »
Zombies are total dicks.
<+Nama-EmblemOfFire> ...Have the GhebFE guy and the ostian princess guy collaborate.
 <@Elecman> Seems reasonable.