Godlike:
Nate Nanjo (Pers) vs Lugia (PKMN) - Nate. Has a bigger penis, him being the number one man in Japan. Excuse me, Number One.
Kurando Inugami (SH2) vs Cidolfas Orlandu (FFT) - Kurando. Man, Orlandu hates having 0 defense!
Dhoulmagus (DQ8) vs Brahms (VPs) - Dhoulmagus. Brahms is a vampire, and Dhoulmagus is in a game with a night/day cycle. Dhoulmagus just waits until it's sun, then BAM. Stake through the heart and all that.
Yunalesca (FFX) vs Empyrea (DQ8) - Yunalesca. Have you SEEN her boobs? They're bigger than your head!
Heavy:
Barubary (BoF2) vs Lyon (S5) - Barubary. Makes better write-ups.
Princess Toadstool (SMRPG) vs Joshua (FE8) - Toadstool. Seriously, you ever tried cutting them apart? It just oozes all over you, and might even be poisonous! Joshua comes from a desert country - I'm sure he knows not to do such things, especially since it's happened before during the events of Sacred Stones. As such, Joshua simply tries to cook her, and of course, as we know, women > men when it comes to the kitchen thing. Now, make a goddamned sammich!
Yosuke Hanamura (P4) vs Tony Eisler (MK) - Tony. While both are clumsy and sometimes bumbling, Tony at least gets the girl. What does Yosuke get? Lots of heartbreak
Cristo (DQ4) vs Rayquaza (PKMN) - Rayquaza. Dragon Quest games rarely involve dragons except at the very, very end, and Cristo really isn't the person that deals with them, hence, he's out of his league here.
Middle:
Nanaki (FF7) Vs Sharmista (S5) - Nanaki. A talking dog-thing is pretty cool. Sharmista...does anyone remember her? Really? Or him - it's hard to tell with Suikoden.
Dekar (Lufia 2) vs Landis (S3) - Dekar. Hard to argue with an axe to the face.
Massimo (MMXCM) Vs Tear Grants (TotA) - Massimo. Big fucking robot. How is it supposed to be put to sleep? If Tear had water magic, I could see it, but...
Elaine (S3) vs Nergal (FE7) - Nergal. Elaine tinks against the mighty Nergal.
Light:
Soren (FE9) vs Cinnamon (MMXCM) - Soren's only resisted attack is fire tomes (duh, Cinnamon resists THUNDER, not LIGHTNING...kind of retarded to make a robot that resists sound, but whatever). Therefore, no problems there. With the might of Rexcalibre, the world is his!
Steena (CC) vs Irvine Kinneas (FF8) - Irvine. Gun.
Rebecca Streisand (WA5) vs Relm Arrowny (FF6) - Relm. Control.
Colette Brunell (ToS) vs Dominia (XG) - Colette. See the write...wait, it got cut down so much
Oh well, Dominia sucks.