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Oswin (vs. Be My Vincent Valentine)
« on: November 18, 2009, 02:05:54 AM »
Get back here, you!  Sure, Vincent may think he's some fancy-shmancy action hero now, gallivanting around stylishly while yet failing to jump over small objects in his path.  And yes, loyal soldier Oswin never was the fastest on the movement side.  However, it's all quite irrelevant for one very simple reason: Oswin is <i>immune to Vincent's damage</i>.  Or close enough, at least.  Vincent can dance about as much as he likes, but he'll be running up against Oswin's impenetrable layers of armor no matter what.  And Oswin's wide choice of spears means that evading Vincent's limit should be quite feasible.  Who knew that the armored knights of Ostia could shrug off bullets as easily as arrows?

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Re: Oswin (vs. Be My Vincent Valentine)
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2009, 02:30:56 AM »
Get back here, you! Sure, Vincent may think he's some fancy-shmancy action hero now, gallivanting around stylishly while somehow failing to jump over small objects in his path. And yes, loyal soldier Oswin never was the most mobile warrior around. However, it's all quite irrelevant for one very simple reason: Oswin is <i>immune to Vincent's damage</i>. Or close enough, at least.  Vincent can dance about as much as he likes, but he'll be running up against Oswin's impenetrable layers of armor no matter what. And Oswin's wide choice of spears and axes means that evading Vincent's limit should be quite a simple feat. Who knew that the armored knights of Ostia could shrug off bullets as easily as arrows?
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