Sobriety's overrated, all things *hic* considered, yanno? Jecht's the best, no matter what shape he shows up in! Jecht takes being in Godlike very seriously, though. Veeeeeery seriously. Srsly. So seriously that he'll skip the double of Jack, the shot of rum, and even forsake the six pack before the fight - though he'll still down the vodka *hic*. Just to give his opponent the delusion of a chance at beating him and all. Jecht has the strength of a god and the durability to match it. *hic!* You think he'll be afraid of some little penguin man's attempts to out-mojo him? HA. Jecht'll drop this Batman villain reject with a shot of Triumphant Grasp, let the cameras take a shot, then go to take a shot. It's good to be the best.
