It's time to shake things up a bit! Solt's ready to shakingly shake assolt any opponent who might happen to get in his way, and he won't hesitate to bring down any assoltment of motley fools that gets in his way! Fortunately, here in the dueling league it's one-on-one, which means Solt's shaking prowess will shine throughout the ages as a veritably veritable miracle of mobile mobility! With his shakin' offense, and his shakin' durability, he'll be the victorious victor of this match before too long, and shake another victory up for him and his companionable companion Peppor! Shake on!
Edit: Just saw OK's writeup. Screw it, editing his now.