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Mewtwo (vs. False Althena)
« on: December 05, 2009, 01:44:52 AM »
The time of dominance draws near for the great psychic Pokémon. Seems like the vain magician middle-aged ladies are just lining up to be slaughtered, though: first, Genevieve, now this mockery of a goddess that lacks even a true name, instead claiming someone else's moniker for its foolish desires. But the wiles of magic are all but wasted on Mewtwo: his heavy spell resistance and mental prowess can fend off even the dreaded Ray spell without fuss, and even Althena's quick spellcasting is no match for Mewtwo's knee-shattering swiftness. As soon as he puts up his Amnesia shields, Althena will be right where he wants her - that is to say, frightened and helpless.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Mewtwo (vs. False Althena)
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2009, 03:37:33 AM »
The great psychic Pokémon's time of dominance draws near. Seems like the vain magician middle-aged ladies are just lining up to be slaughtered, though; first, Genevieve, now this mockery of a goddess that lacks even a true name, instead claiming someone else's moniker for its foolish desires. But the wiles of magic are all but wasted on Mewtwo: his heavy spell resistance and mental prowess can fend off even the dreaded Ray spell without fuss, and even "Althena's" quick spellcasting is no match for Mewtwo's knee-shattering swiftness. As soon as he puts up his Amnesia shields, she will be right where he wants her - that is to say, frightened and helpless.
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