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THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: December 22, 2009, 09:32:51 PM »
Welcome back, everyone!  Ready to see who won and lost the most important tournament ever?  Well then!

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Lisa vs. Dr. Horrible iiiiiiii
Dr. Farnsworth iiiiiiii vs. Bill Nye iii
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Marvin the Martian i vs. Ceiling Cat iiiiiiiiii
Meteor Impact iiiiiiii vs. Tim Taylor iii
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George Washington iiiiiiiiii vs. Anastasia Romanov ii
Patton iiiiiiiii vs. Pocahontas ii
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GLaDoS iii vs. The Tick iiiiiii
Xanatos iiiiii vs. Al Gore ii


The finals have arrived...the greatest of the great, the worst of the worst...the final battle of ultimate destiny!  Who, my friends, will be the greatest of them all?


Sufficiently Developed Science is Indistinguishable from Magic

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Dr. Horrible (Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog) vs. Dr. Hubert Farnsworth (Futurama)
And so, after many weeks (or months >_>) of combat between magic and science, the might of science has won out, bringing the two most powerful scientists together in a brawl that is sure to make the world quake in fear!  Dr. Horrible, with his Ph.D. in Horribleness, has developed fewer doomsday weapons than his opponent, but he has the advantage of youth and actually implementing the use of those weapons.  Farnsworth, while a bit more senile, is nonetheless on of future Earth's greatest scientists, and his vast army of mutated beasts will surely be a mess for the doctor to handle.  Who will win, my dear friends?  Will it be the young scientist or the old scientist.


Apocalypse WOW

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Ceiling Cat (Internet Meme) vs. Meteor Impact (Real Life)
Peeking at you doing your most private moments, Ceiling Cat is the master of surprise.  However...can even a kitty hide from the devastating might of a meteor impact?  Only you can decide, gentle views - kitty or meteor?


Historical Pretense?

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George Washington (Real Life) vs. General George S. Patton (Real Life)
America the brave.  America the bold.  America the beautiful.  Both contestants fight for the future of the country, and both are synonymous with the greatest nation in the world.  Who will represent the country best - a hero of old, or a hero of (relatively) new?  


The Cake is a Lie

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The Tick (The Tick) vs. David Xanatos (Gargoyles)
The Tick.  David Xanatos.  The Tick takes randomness and luck to an absurd level, while Xanatos plans and decides everything far in advance.  Will The Tick's randomness be more than Xanatos can predict...or is that just what he wants him to think?


Short form:
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Dr. Horrible vs. Dr. Farnsworth
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Ceiling Cat vs. Meteor Impact
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George Washington vs. Patton
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The Tick vs. Xanatos


The voting ends on New Year's Eve!  VOTE NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEE!!!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!!
« Last Edit: January 12, 2010, 01:14:54 AM by OblivionKnight »
[11:53] <+Meeple_Gorath> me reading, that's a good one

[19:26] * +Terra_Condor looks up. Star Wars Football, what?
[19:27] <+Terra_Condor> Han Kicks First?
[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Vader intercepts.
[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Touchdown and Alderaan explodes in the victory

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2009, 10:16:08 PM »
George Washington vs. Patton

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2009, 11:01:53 PM »
Dr. Horrible vs. Dr. Farnsworth - Dr. Horrible > this whole competition.
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Ceiling Cat vs. Meteor Impact - You know, at first, I really wanted to vote for Ceiling Cat, and I still really want to... however... meteors come from above. Ceiling cat can't see above.
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George Washington vs. Patton - Owned first.
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The Tick vs. Xanatos - Mmyeah.
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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2009, 11:47:23 PM »
Dr. Horrible vs. Dr. Farnsworth
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Ceiling Cat vs. Meteor Impact - Little-known fact: the meteor impact did not kill out the dinosaurs. Ceiling Cat killed out the dinosaurs. Because they masturbated too much.
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George Washington vs. Patton - Ate opponents' brains and invented cocaine. He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
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The Tick vs. Xanatos

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2009, 07:02:53 PM »
Dr. Horrible vs. Dr. Farnsworth
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Ceiling Cat vs. Meteor Impact
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George Washington vs. Patton
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The Tick vs. Xanatos

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2009, 07:13:58 PM »
Short form:
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Dr. Horrible vs. Dr. Farnsworth- I can't decide which horrible joke to crack, so just voting.
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Ceiling Cat vs. Meteor Impact- Piggy speaks wisdom.
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George Washington vs. Patton- Outranks him.
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The Tick vs. Xanatos- Xanatos knows the Tick's true weakness; he must be challenged, and it must be epic, for him to have any power.  Thusly, Xanatos simply offers the Tick a nice fruit basket and sends him on his way.
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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2009, 07:16:54 PM »
Short form:
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Dr. Horrible vs. Dr. Farnsworth
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Ceiling Cat vs. Meteor Impact
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George Washington vs. Patton
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The Tick vs. Xanatos

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2009, 07:18:00 PM »
Short form:
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Dr. Horrible vs. Dr. Farnsworth
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Ceiling Cat vs. Meteor Impact
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George Washington vs. Patton
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The Tick vs. Xanatos

This.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2009, 07:20:11 PM »
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Dr. Horrible vs. Dr. Farnsworth - More entertaining.
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Ceiling Cat vs. Meteor Impact - Jenna will hurt me if I don't vote Ceiling Cat > anything.
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George Washington vs. Patton - Patton is too much of a patriot to even try to fight GW. He'll bow out gracefully.
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The Tick vs. Xanatos - Just for a left side sweep.
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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2009, 07:23:11 PM »
I kinda look at The Tick vs. Xanatos and I can't actually see a winner so much as I can see who can win the most by failing to win. Xanatos takes that one. It is an approved-of finals match, tho.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2009, 07:27:38 PM »
Short form:
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Dr. Horrible vs. Dr. Farnsworth
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Ceiling Cat vs. Meteor Impact
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George Washington vs. Patton
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The Tick vs. Xanatos

This.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2009, 10:53:28 PM »
Dr. Horrible vs. Dr. Farnsworth - Just... look at them.  Or listen to them.  Come on.
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Ceiling Cat vs. Meteor Impact - Autovote cat.
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George Washington vs. Patton - Close match.  Washington did more with less, scaled.
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The Tick vs. Xanatos - Tick is the perfect Xanatos counter.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2009, 02:31:02 AM »
Meteor Impact - Yeah

George Washington - Probably one of the few guys in history that Gen. Patton would concede to. (On the other hand, if Patton came first, he would not yield)

At first, I was all for Spanners in the works, but Cmdr. King brings up a good point.  No Vote.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2009, 10:24:06 PM »
COME ON AND VOTE PEOPLE!  THIS CLOSES ON FRIDAY!!!!  AT NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[11:53] <+Meeple_Gorath> me reading, that's a good one

[19:26] * +Terra_Condor looks up. Star Wars Football, what?
[19:27] <+Terra_Condor> Han Kicks First?
[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Vader intercepts.
[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Touchdown and Alderaan explodes in the victory

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2009, 10:32:11 PM »
Dr. Horrible vs. Dr. Farnsworth
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Ceiling Cat vs. Meteor Impact
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George Washington vs. Patton
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The Tick vs. Xanatos
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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2010, 03:28:02 PM »
Closing tonight whenever I get home!

Vote!  Especially you, Elf!
[11:53] <+Meeple_Gorath> me reading, that's a good one

[19:26] * +Terra_Condor looks up. Star Wars Football, what?
[19:27] <+Terra_Condor> Han Kicks First?
[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Vader intercepts.
[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Touchdown and Alderaan explodes in the victory

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2010, 10:38:36 PM »
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George Washington vs. Patton
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The Tick vs. Xanatos- More badass.
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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2010, 05:15:10 AM »
Voting late since OK hasn't bothered to post results!

Dr. Horrible vs. Dr. Farnsworth - Though secretly Farnsworth is Horrible's future self. He's just so old and senile he's forgotten how to sing.
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Ceiling Cat vs. Meteor Impact - The Ceiling Cat's 'ceiling' is not a literal ceiling. It is simply the metaphorical place you didn't think to look. Even a Meteor has secrets it wants to keep. </philosowank>
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George Washington vs. Patton - Though secretly Patton is Washington's future s- *is shot*
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The Tick vs. Xanatos - Just as planned!

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2010, 01:14:14 AM »
And our winners (Since Elfboy still refuses to vote....).............................












Thanks for everyone for voting - I do love this tournament, and it will come back.  I know the biggest issue was getting cut off a few times, and delays, and I really apologize for that.  Won't happen next time!  Anyway, good fun, time to make way for more tournaments!
[11:53] <+Meeple_Gorath> me reading, that's a good one

[19:26] * +Terra_Condor looks up. Star Wars Football, what?
[19:27] <+Terra_Condor> Han Kicks First?
[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Vader intercepts.
[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Touchdown and Alderaan explodes in the victory