Get all yer silly racist jokes out while you can.
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I'm mega bummed out today. Yesterday I was with my grilfriend at a concert when this weird number started calling my phone. I kept ignoring it, but it kept calling me back at least four times or so. I thought it was some annoying as fuck debt collectors calling about a loan I co-signed a long time ago. (I know that's biting me in the ass to this day. Never again.) It actually wasn't them, but we will get back to that.
The day concludes and I put my phone to charge and pass out. I wake up because my phone stats going off around 6am. I stumble to check who on Gawds green earth would disturb my slumber at this time of peace and rest. It was a friend who is known to be a drunk. So I ignore the call, even though he kept calling me for a good 10 minutes until the noise died and I fell back into my peace respite.
In the morning I get the strange feeling that something is wrong. Following that, my brother send me a text asking me to call him as soon as I wake up.
Great!
Now I know something I up. There are just too many varibles, the weird number, the friend calling me at crazy hours, and then my brother send me urgent text messages. I could only think of one thing.
One of my friends was in jail.
BINGO! Except it was so much worse. Turns out one of my oldest friends (known him since we were 3ish) is in some Miami jail about to get deported.
My first thoughts were, "Huh!?" You see this guy, bless his heart has made a fuck ton of mistakes in his life, but he was at the point where he realized he was on thin ice and has really made an effort to better himself. He also has a child around four years old and is also on probation for drug trafficking.
Really he isn't a bad person. he just made a lot of dumb decisions early in his life and now he has to find ways to correct them.
But he had a job and was working to pay his debts and child support and was doing fine in his probation until this all came around. Supposedly the job he was hired at was payign him under the tablem, and that is a huge no no or something? From what I was told they caught him not with a regualr job and arrested him on the spot. He was not born here, so now they are threatening to ship him back to Chile and be done with him for good.
The sad thing of it all is when I did talk to my friend who had talked to the guy getting deported he told me that Andy had one specific message for me...and that was to change and fix his fantasy football teams situation because he was unable to.
Crazy.
