Back from a wedding that I was the best man at. Of the 250 people or so there I knew... 11 or so? Makes it kind of weird. I did get to meet a lot of the bride and grooms family, which is fun I guess, but they're from kind of a redneck town and I don't really fit in well. There is a reason the two of them are never moving back there...
Random highlights that people might find entertaining
1. Spending some time having drinks with one of the grooms cousins, she was real cute. She'd talked about graduating and moving up to Portland, which is pretty close to me. Good times. After like 15 minutes I find out via her uncle that she had just graduated high school... she was still 18, but that's kind of awkward to me. (I'm 24.) She's moving to Portland for college. Oh well!
2. Bride's dad and groom's brother got into a fight. Pretty much everyone sided with bride's dad. Sadly I was beyond wasted at this point and missed it. I was filled in a little, but haven't gotten full details. (Groom doesn't even like his own brother, so not a shock that everyone siding with bride's dad.)
3. Bride's dad spent over 2000 dollars on alcohol. The people making drinks made them insanely strong because they had more alcohol than mixers... made for some disgusting drinks, but they did the job. I started with 8ish shots of JD and 3 glasses of wine, then switched to champagne. Drank that out of the bottles... so who knows how much of that I drank.
4. Went for a swim at 2AM, probably a bit too drunk to be swimming, but whatever... it was fun! Woke up without any kind of hangover somehow, so I decided that swimming at the end of a drinking night is good. (Had to drive 5 hours today, so lacking a hangover was awesome.)
5. Met one of the bride's friends who was a stripper, got her number, found out she came with her boyfriend, awkward again... Ended up meeting him and we had a great time! Ahh alcohol.
All in all, being the best man is awesome. I think people are a lot more open to talking to you than when you're just some random guy at a wedding. (Helps that the other groomsmen were not attractive in the least!)