Mother-effing mother-efferrrrrrrrrrr
Worst. Night. Ever. (super: STFU. You can't top this unless someone died tonight.)
2.5 hours with an ambulance, a fire truck, city police, and animal control because ONE GODDAMNED DOUCHEBAG (swears and judgments deleted).
Andrew is okay, I am fine, Tally is fine. Everyone is alive and fine but freaked out and a little banged up. Threatened lawsuits mean I'm going to be vague.
But I am never, ever going to a dog park ever again. This is the first person we've had a direct incident with, but there have always been scads of people who seem to forget their little precious is a DOG with TEETH and ANIMAL INSTINCTS and insist that everything that goes wrong is someone else's fault.