Good Morning, 2010! The Princess' Diary Intarwebs Edition

[Idun]

Guys like to this women are fixated on semen-related things, but men sure seem to be fixated on each other's goo much more.

Not that that's a bad thing.

But.

Yeah.

[Bardiche]

I also went to school today.

[NotMiki]

Guys like to this women are fixated on semen-related things, but men sure seem to be fixated on each other's goo much more.

Not that that's a bad thing.

But.

Yeah.

This was really weird to read out of context.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Guys like to this women are fixated on semen-related things, but men sure seem to be fixated on each other's goo much more.

Not that that's a bad thing.

But.

Yeah.

This was really weird to read out of context.

Reading it -in context- is even weirder.

[Anthony Edward Stark]

Being the exciting guest star is the best role. If I had to be around all the time I might have an off day and ruin my perfect record.

[DjinnAndTonic]

Look on the bright side, Djinn: there's about a 0% chance you'll turn out to be the childhood friend who promised to marry them when they were 5.

The hilarious part of statement is that the whole reason I ever became interested in Japan was because my best friend in elementary school was half-Japanese.

[NotMiki]

yep, you're doomed.

[Ultradude]

The hilarious part of statement is that the whole reason I ever became interested in Japan was because my best friend in elementary school was half-Japanese.

A better reason than Dragon Ball Z I suppose.

[DjinnAndTonic]

Yeah, Dragonball Z came -after- having a Japanese best friend. He showed me Ranma 1/2 first and his mother cooked me some awesome Japanese food. Those tricksters roped me in~

[metroid composite]

Guys like to this women are fixated on semen-related things, but men sure seem to be fixated on each other's goo much more.

Not that that's a bad thing.

But.

Yeah.

Yeah, guess which of my coworkers like to draw images of penises.  Hint: not the straight females.  Not the gay males either--in fact, they comment on how it's weird that the straight males bring up penises more than they do.

[NotMiki]

Yeah, guess which of my coworkers like to draw images of penises.

It's you!!

[metroid composite]

Yeah, guess which of my coworkers like to draw images of penises.

It's you!!

It's not the lesbians.  Also, I'm pretty sure I don't count as my own coworker. >_>

[Hunter Sopko]

Not the gay males either--in fact, they comment on how it's weird that the straight males bring up penises more than they do.

Since when is it a surprise the straight male has a phallic mindset? Can't oppress the women and children without one~

[metroid composite]

Not the gay males either--in fact, they comment on how it's weird that the straight males bring up penises more than they do.

Since when is it a surprise the straight male has a phallic mindset? Can't oppress the women and children without one~

It's a surprise to gay men that straight men out-phallic-mindset them.

[Dark Holy Elf]

No no, Sopko has it. You'll find lots of straight men who obsess over that because by playing up its importance they feel like the important one in their relationships with the opposite sex, thus making them more comfortable with their insecurities in other areas of their lives. It draws attention because it's a -difference-, so of course gay men aren't going to be as obsessed; it'd be like being obsessed with the tongue or something else both partners have.

How'd we get on this subject, again?

[Grefter]

Because it is the hottness (?!!?) or something.

[OblivionKnight]

Just because my tongue is bigger than yours doesn't mean you have to try to make it less important, ELF.

[Idun]

Phallic mindset is one thing. Worrying about each other's phalluses is another.

[DjinnAndTonic]

*Unashamedly thinks about phalluses*

Man, I'm totally better at this than straight or gay males.

[Taishyr]

*unashamedly thinks about mathematical formulas and poetry*

[NotMiki]

Phallic mindset is one thing. Worrying about each other's phalluses is another.

Seriously.

There's only one important phallus, obviously, and it belongs to me.  Why anyone would waste time thinking about other ones is beyond me.

[Anthony Edward Stark]

So tomorrow, I'm going to get up, watch Lethal Weapon 5 again, and then go buy a suit so that I'm prepared for 11/13 (National Suit Up Day). Then I'll probably get sloppy drunk.

[Yoshiken]

I'm... working. This feels weird.

Yeah, I've allowed myself a 5-minute distraction to post on the DL and check Mafia on TTA. Otherwise, I've been working for about 2 1/2 hours, and I plan on working for another half an hour.

This.. this doesn't feel right. I'm not used to being productive. ;o

Edit: And now I make Flash games. Why do I not do this stuff more often? ;o

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

You get used to being productive busy more easily than you'd think.

[Yoshiken]

It's kinda on/off for me. I go through a week or two of doing literally nothing, followed by a week or two of solid work, and then several months of being relatively normal before looping round again.

In other news, when the crap did I become some kind of political rolemodel? o_O
I'm apparently starting something of a political uprising, and I have supporters on the other side of the country. How the crap did this happen?

...I need to find someone with a camera so I can start putting out some propaganda videos. ;o