At least you didn't have to vomit just as you finished the lower half thus forcing you to vomit into the john before you could flush. Bonus points because we have a seperate bathroom and toilet. Choices of vomit all over the disgusting shit or vomit on onto the floor (Or into your shirt if you can strip fast enough) they are all winners.
So you know what is fun? Having vertigo. Then going to work anyway because your boss is away so you are kind of needed. So stumble around getting ready slowly and being late will probably miss the bus. Get like a quarter of the way to the bus stop just down a small hill. Trip in the gutter and bang up my ankle. Oh and it is raining and the gutters are overflowing (walking in the rain is fine, tripping in the rain not so much). So quarter fo the way to the bus stop to work, dizzy as all fuck, unable to even do my normal vertigo induced shuffle slide because I am reduced to an unbalanced hobble. Saturated in dirty water that is in the gutters because there is a ton of roadworks near my place.
Yeah I turned around and went back home for the second shower of the day and a chance to lie/sit down.
Edit - Of course still better off than Gate. Been where he is already in the last few months and have no desire to return. Buckets are good if you have them around.
