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Re: Let's Play Some Motherf*$&ing Games: 2010!!!!!!
« Reply #625 on: February 05, 2010, 08:03:25 AM »
Oh dude, nothing on Garrus, but in Mass Effect 1 you could almost swear every time you go to chat with Kaidan on the Normandy it looks like they are just about to tongue kiss.  Playing with a Handle Bar moustache may just make this effect even more clear.  I think it is partly the red light in the background that does it and the way he wipes the sweat from his brow.
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Re: Let's Play Some Motherf*$&ing Games: 2010!!!!!!
« Reply #626 on: February 05, 2010, 08:10:09 AM »
Kaidan does look like he's hanging out in a brothel, yeah.

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« Reply #627 on: February 05, 2010, 08:11:31 AM »
His "I used to be tied up and beaten by a bad alien military man" story really doesn't help the situation.
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Re: Let's Play Some Motherf*$&ing Games: 2010!!!!!!
« Reply #628 on: February 05, 2010, 05:41:46 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPMOlEfhWGE

Cut from the game before release, unfortunately. Oddly enough the female Shepard/Ashely scene is actually complete if you unlock it.
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« Reply #629 on: February 05, 2010, 06:19:31 PM »
Dragon Warrior III: Lia tries to find the final key. She does eventually find it but first finds just about everything else first.

The first noteworthy discovery is an empty spot where a man wants to start a new town. He wants Lia to get him a dealer to help with the town building. Fortunately, she just happened to know someone she definitely can spare. Kara the dealer joins the party for the second, and probably last, time. The ambitious town founding man seems happy with the assistance. Hopefully the +4% income a dealer grants will be more useful for him than for Lia.

The next noteworthy discovery is a town harassed by a monster named Orochi who demands sacrifices, female sacrifices to be specific. Apparently it was the leader of the town who figured out the sacrifice to pacify monster method. Lia figures out a quicker solution which has the additional benefits of not being temporary and not requiring loss of women. Some townspeople also seem rather enthusiastic about this idea. Their leader is not however. She's in fact downright hostile and wants Lia to leave. Not suspicious at all.

Very close to the town is a cave. The party ventures there in search of Orochi even though chance is the monster's actually in town. They are lucky though and Orochi decided to venture down. Boss battle time.

This one turns out to be a lot of trouble. Orochi usually usee a flame breath attack which hits every party member for about half what Healmore heals. With four party members it means the total damage is about twice of what Healmore heals. This wouldn't have been such a problem had Lia also known Healmore, but she doesn't. Heal and medical herbs aren't really cutting it, so the fight becomes a race against time where the party tries to whittle down Orochi's hitpoints before they wipe. They pull a narrow victory. In another reality they could just have put the boss to sleep and it would have stayed asleep until it died.

The boss retreats trough a warp and what's left of the party follows. The warp takes them to the town hall of the village of sacrificing women. There the leader lies, wounded. The party is however in even worse shape and makes a quick retreat hoping that the monster will stay nicely wounded while they have a rest in Lia's house. It does that.

When they confront the leader the next day, she again tells them to leave, this time adding more threat. Lia refuses and the party has to fight Orochi a second time. Despite the monster being wounded, the fight is no easier. This time Orochi uses the flame breath much less, but it now gets two turns every round, so the damage output is about the same. Again the party pulls a narrow victory.

The monster is killed and the villagers hail Lia as a hero. While this is the kind of stuff she really wanted to do when signing up as a hero, the events still leaves a bad taste in her mouth. In both fights against the monsters she was one of the unfortunate to fall. Harl the fighter had at this point gained much more strength than she had. When the fights started to lock desperate, the party had to focus on keeping him alive so that he can finish Orochi off. While sacrifice is seen as heroic, sacrificing oneself so that someone else may finish off the big bad monster is the job of a sidekick. Had she only known Healmore things would have been different. A quick consult with el-FAQo tells her that it takes way to long for her to learn it. Once she does it won't be long until she learn Healall however.

From Orochi she gained the Orochi sword and an Orb. She is the only one in the party who can equip the Orochi sword, but she has a flail which hits multiple enemies, so no deal. When it comes to the Orb, she scans her memory and recalls someone saying something about six orbs being needed to awake something. Someone else also said doing so will make a ship unnecessary. Lia adds the orbs to her list of items to get.

More exploring reveals the third noteworthy discovery. She runs into the village where her father Ortega was born. The villagers mistake her for her father, apparently not seeing that she's a girl. Thinking of it, this isn't the first time people have gone "what, you're a girl?" Sure, her heavy armor makes it impossible to see that she has breasts, her muscular build is very unfeminine and her mannerism is nothing like what you expect from a girl, but still...

Anyway, after talking to a lot of old friends of her father she gets his helmet. The helmet provides 5 points of defense over her current head wear meaning she takes one less point of damage from enemy attacks now with a 25% chance of having a second point of damage subtracted. Lia can just feel how she's getting invincible!

Finally, Lia finds what she's looking for. Some shoals laying on the south of her magic map turns into an island when she uses her vase. The island has a shrine and inside it is the Final Key.

First she returns to the passage blocking town and unlocks the temple there. A cleric who apparently spends his whole life there greets her and offers her a challenge she has to complete alone. Lia accepts and is granted passage to the previously inaccessible pass. Going west reveals a cave.

Fighting alone turns out to be easy since the enemies are weak and her weapon hits a whole group. Or at least it turns out to be easy until she encounters a mimic who hits her with an instant death spell. Did her father have to put up with this sort of? Fortunately, Lia awakens next to the cleric who's all "oh you died, try again?" and she has a second go. This time she makes it to the end of the cave without any further incidents and finds her second orb.

After that she revisits the dead village. She enters the jail and talks to the man there. He recognizes her as a heroine and gives her a third orb.

More searching gets Lia to a pirate's hideout. They seem to know that she is the heroine and apparently figures not getting in the way of saving the world is more important than looting. The leader turns out to be a female who asks Lia if she finds a female pirate captain strange. Since Lia herself is a girl and leading a band of warriors, she says no. The captain however assumes Lia's just sucking up. Chance is she just enjoys the "OMG, it's a girl!" attention and got cranky when Lia didn't give her that. Anyway, some searching outside the hideout reveals the fourth orb.

Two orbs are left now. Lia also has to pay another visit at the various castles in case the Final Key reveals something more that's not nailed down.

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Re: Let's Play Some Motherf*$&ing Games: 2010!!!!!!
« Reply #630 on: February 06, 2010, 02:32:15 AM »
Viewtiful Joe: Beaten!  Played a bit of Dante, nice to see he plays differently than Joe, and come on, ITS DANTE!

Game has a good sense of humor, and generally mocks old super hero cliches well enough.  Gameplay is alright, nothing special...it really pales compared to Clover's OTHER 2 games I've played, but that's not really fair (seriously, looking bad compared to Okami and God Hand is not necessarily and insult.)  Game is hard, but not stupidly so beyond an annoying section here and there...yeah, I can say it was worth at least the $5 I spent on it.
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« Reply #631 on: February 06, 2010, 01:37:57 PM »
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« Reply #632 on: February 06, 2010, 01:44:47 PM »
Oh yeah. Totally forgot to post last night.

BoF4: Beaten! This game's pretty awesome, although I find myself struggling to care about the characters - some were likable (Tee-hee-hee) but with little personal connection. The gameplay is amazing, although having harder bosses and more save points would be ideal - bosses near the end were utterly pathetic outside of Astral, thanks to Shield -> Vitalize. Still, definitely a great game, with pretty much anything you can ask for in an RPG at some point.

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Re: Let's Play Some Motherf*$&ing Games: 2010!!!!!!
« Reply #633 on: February 06, 2010, 02:25:33 PM »
Started up inFamous on a whim. Got through a bunch of the story missions, did some sidequesting. Having fun with it. Doing Good Path, because you're expected to be evil so I say fuck that. Just playing on regular ol' difficulty.

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« Reply #634 on: February 06, 2010, 03:05:54 PM »
You aren't really expected to play evil, the evil story line is pretty much a kick in the fork.  Hero is no where near a markettable name as inFamous is.

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« Reply #635 on: February 06, 2010, 03:08:39 PM »
You aren't really expected to play evil, the evil story line is pretty much a kick in the fork.  Hero is no where near a markettable name as inFamous is.

I was being facetious.

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« Reply #636 on: February 06, 2010, 03:12:55 PM »
Eh is far from the first time I have seen people say it though and not joke about it.  Playing through the evil route and yeah the game lets you know that you are a douche for no damned good reason and that is a stupid thing to do.
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« Reply #637 on: February 06, 2010, 03:13:31 PM »
Reminder for Pokemon players in the US:  You can go to Gamestop through February 14th and download a special shiny Pichu, which unlocks additional content for the upcoming games.

I should note at this point that the "additional content" consists of a special Pichu that CAN NOT EVOLVE (or be traded, but that's much less important). No, its stats aren't any better than a regular Pichu, either.

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« Reply #638 on: February 06, 2010, 06:27:20 PM »
who cares, it's SPESHUL!!!

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« Reply #639 on: February 06, 2010, 07:36:13 PM »
Wait, is it the downloaded Pichu that can't evolve, or does it let you GET a Pichu that can't evolve?
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Re: Let's Play Some Motherf*$&ing Games: 2010!!!!!!
« Reply #640 on: February 06, 2010, 07:50:18 PM »
Went on a mini Vaca for the week, but brought my DS and DQ5 along with me.

I'll have all you no, that I am now happily married and have two obnoxious blue haired kids running around in the game.

They grow up so quickly. *tear*

I'm off to find my mothers town or something now.
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« Reply #641 on: February 06, 2010, 08:14:39 PM »
Wait, is it the downloaded Pichu that can't evolve, or does it let you GET a Pichu that can't evolve?

The downloaded Pichi is just a shiny Pichu with the 'Fateful Encounter' flag set.

If you trade it over to HGSS, you can unlock the special 'Spiky-Eared Pichu'. This is an alternate form(e) that can't be traded or evolved. However, it does get Pain Split as an event move! That's totally worth it! [/sarcasm]

Back on topic, reading about the jp release of DQ6r gave me the urge to play the English version of DQ5r for some inexplicible reason. Up to the wedding, where I've made a backup save so I can go back and use cheatcodes to level up the alternate wives quickly for stat topicing.

Party chat is really neat, and gives some nice incentive to go talk to every single NPC. Makes me wish it wasn't cut out of DQ4, where you had human party members on a more consistent basis. NPC dialog has been revamped in addition, and there's just generally more of it, with more hints dropped about Nimzo and things being afoot in Nadiria/the Underworld. Ladja/Gema definately had his plot relevance increased dramatically as well.

Gameplay-wise, both the fourth active party member and the increase in recruitable monsters are pretty welcome, as you get far more flexibility on playing around with the whole monster recruiting system overall. The recruiting system itself is still pretty dumb with lower probability monsters, but adding some useful high rate monsters like Rotten Apple mitigates it somewhat. It's more than just the "Slime Knight and space filler show" now*.

*Saber/Borongo excluded because you don't actually recruit it via the usual monster method

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« Reply #642 on: February 06, 2010, 10:57:00 PM »
Decided to binge on inFamous just cause. Almost done with the first island, just need to turn on the last substation. All the districts I can liberate are done. 40 out of 350 Blast Shards, 12 out of 32 Dead Drops.

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« Reply #643 on: February 06, 2010, 11:04:20 PM »
Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon aka Marth is the worst commander of all time.

So yeah, apparently you get sidequests by having no more than 15 people alive. So I have been ruthlessly sending my own PCs to their deaths. And when someone dies, I generally just go on, though I have reset for Abel and Caeda, since they're actually good. Especially Caeda. There probably aren't too many other PCs I'd reset for. My mages are pretty cool, although Lena refuses to gain speed ever and Merric is still catching up, Athena is a reasonably solid Myrmidon (better non-speed stats than I expected), and Wendell is hiarious since I classchanged him into an UOM riding a dragon, and is my best prepromo (only other one I'm using is Wolf, who is pretty darn mediocre).

The game's story is utterly laughable, the dialog could not possibly be more generic and the slew of PCs who join you with negligible to no justifaction is rather silly. Polish-wise, I do miss shoving and rescuing, but otherwise the game's okay. Not winning any awards for being anything above mediocre and definitely the worst FE I have played thus far (though I am still playing it, which arguably makes it better than Geneology) but it's fundamentally not a bad game or anything. More FE is more FE, I suppose.


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« Reply #644 on: February 06, 2010, 11:32:31 PM »
FESD is pure vanilla FE in every respect, yes. I can't imagine even caring enough to get the sidequests, personally.
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« Reply #645 on: February 07, 2010, 12:08:10 AM »
FFTA2: You know what's interesting about this game? You can spend 2 hours on it and not make ANY plot progress!

...and that's exactly what I did!

God damn Ivalician Optional Mission Syndrome!  FF12 had the exact same problem!

(...I suppose if there's something to complain about, this is technically a GOOD thing since its entirely MY fault that I get into this situation <.<)
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« Reply #646 on: February 07, 2010, 12:43:29 AM »
Reminder for Pokemon players in the US:  You can go to Gamestop through February 14th and download a special shiny Pichu, which unlocks additional content for the upcoming games.

Even if it can't evolve, I somehow really, really would like to have it. ;_;

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« Reply #647 on: February 07, 2010, 01:30:58 AM »
100/100, Lv10500

Touhou Labyrinth is officially finished. Not planning to play this again in a very long time. My time is over, this was a great game for me to play~ So yes.

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« Reply #648 on: February 07, 2010, 01:44:48 AM »
EarthBound, bitches. My entire naming scheme was thrown off when I realized I only got five letters for names and not six.

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« Reply #649 on: February 07, 2010, 01:49:18 AM »
Persona 3: Just started the Tower S-Link. That's the drunk monk. Fucking. Awesome.