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Re: Let's Play Some Motherf*$&ing Games: 2010!!!!!!
« Reply #3550 on: August 27, 2010, 01:44:29 PM »
Shadow of the Colossus went greatest hits and is reasonably cheap on Amazon here. Dunno about availability in bizarro world, but the game sold pretty well in general and I can't imagine it'd be too hard to find.

It would be awesome if a castle map existed, but I dunno where one would be found. Pyro is the resident Ico hyper, maybe he's found one?

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Worms Reloaded: Got this off of Steam because dudes were talking about it yesterday and I was reminded that the games had always sounded fun and I'd never played one before. My aim is really goddamn bad when I have to fire in anything but a straight line, but it's still amusing. Can't get sound for some reason though.

KotOR2: Started this up yesterday, meant to get through Peragus but it took longer than expected. It is pretty neat just for an example of how much havoc an HK can wreak when left to its own devices.

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Re: Let's Play Some Motherf*$&ing Games: 2010!!!!!!
« Reply #3551 on: August 27, 2010, 01:50:14 PM »
Brawl: Picked this up for the GF's Wii. Pretty much just played Subspace Emissary so far. It's fun.
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Re: Let's Play Some Motherf*$&ing Games: 2010!!!!!!
« Reply #3552 on: August 27, 2010, 01:59:26 PM »
I had the same sound issue.  You need to download a new DirectX upgrade....uh...the Vice President had the link...

http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/7/1/1718CCC4-6315-4D8E-9543-8E28A4E18C4C/dxwebsetup.exe

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Re: Let's Play Some Motherf*$&ing Games: 2010!!!!!!
« Reply #3553 on: August 27, 2010, 02:02:03 PM »
DQ9 - About to get boat.  Trying to unlock Gladiator and was thinking about doing Armamentalist as well.  I get everyone naked, have half my party in level 1 jobs and slimes still run away.  Fuck that is retarded.  It makes me dread trying to do Armamentalist.

Normal slimes: The one with full tension dragon slash, if I recall? Have your hero egg on the one you want, have him defend. Spam War cry (Monk skill, need 3 skill pts or something?) with the other 2 members of your party.

Metal slimes: I just had everyone learn Wizard Ward and Metal Slash (Sword skill, 13 skill pts I think...), everyone casting Wizard Ward in 1st turn, and hoped that the metal slimes wouldn't flee.

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« Reply #3554 on: August 27, 2010, 10:25:19 PM »
Normal slimes one was easy when I remembered Sleep is good times.  Sleep + Confusion means bitches won't be bitches.

Metal Slimes I had everyone strip down ready to get their fuck on and grabbed a Poison Knife.  With everyone else defending but my Wizard it took 2/4 Metal Slime encounters to kill one, the ID never kicked in, but Poison Knife can't miss and will always do 1 damage regardless.  Enemies seem to be much less likely to run if you are not taking offensive action and have lower stats.  Took a bit longer to hammer that all out in my head, but was quicker than grinding everyone up to level 10 needed to learn Wizard Ward.
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Re: Let's Play Some Motherf*$&ing Games: 2010!!!!!!
« Reply #3555 on: August 28, 2010, 03:34:21 AM »
KotOR2: Done with Peragus. Obliterating a planet to facilitate escape, nice. Although I have to wonder why none of the hundreds of blaster bolts the Harbinger fired at you didn't cause the same result.

The proper way to break this game is to not level the supporting PCs until they can access Jedi classes, isn't it? Seem to recall reading that.

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« Reply #3556 on: August 28, 2010, 06:31:20 AM »
That is one way you can break the game (same goes for the main PC unlocking the second classes ala the first game kind of, but not a big deal if you are going to stick with the same type of build).  Another way you can break the game is to push buttons and do some kind of attack at all because this shit is stupidly easy.
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« Reply #3557 on: August 28, 2010, 07:47:09 AM »
You actually can't do that with the Exile in 2.  Second classes unlock for her at level 15 so there's no sense in saving her levels.

And it's really only a great idea for some characters.  Disciple, in particular, goes from Soldier to Consular, so if you want to use him instead of Kreia for whatever reason it isn't a terrible idea to level him a bit in Soldier for the feats.

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« Reply #3558 on: August 28, 2010, 09:30:40 AM »
Trying to "break" KotOR2 is like trying to break FF6 or Suikoden 2 or something. I'm just left wondering why you would feel the need.

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« Reply #3559 on: August 28, 2010, 09:47:31 AM »
After playing enough RPGs, some people are left with a compulsive need to break everything a little harder than is truly necessary.
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« Reply #3560 on: August 28, 2010, 11:40:21 AM »
That.

And I have been levelling the main because I figured the gimmick wasn't possible there due to them starting out jedi. Just Atton I've been waiting on.

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« Reply #3561 on: August 28, 2010, 04:14:38 PM »
It is very easy to go to Korriban after level 15.
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« Reply #3562 on: August 28, 2010, 04:24:53 PM »
Mafia 2 - It is alright, it is a lot less fickle and finnicky about stuff than the original Mafia was, breaking the law in general is much less of a big deal than it was in the original.  Driving is much much less ridiculous, newer cars helps, but it is much less simulation driving in a GTA game and much more regular GTAish driving.

On the other hand it carries over some annoying as all fuck things, character death is a restart from the last autosave, how annoying this can be depends on the autosave points.  Cops jump from being trivial to drop to absolutely insanely dogged and impossible to drop.  Do you have a slow car on a long straight road?  You are fucked.  Is there are windy road you can drive down?  As long as you don't run into anything, instant win!  Same goes for on foot, are you out in the open?  You are fucked, cops will keep spawning and you won't be able to get away.  Are you in an alleyway with things to hide behind?  Kill like 2 cops and then hide in the alley, cops will fail to find you eventually and be easy as to kill otherwise.  They are insanely fickle about getting on you as well and when they get on you they stay on you like flies on fresh shit.

Do you have cops on you?  You can't do fuckign anything, you can't go into your safe house, you can't go into a body shop to change plates, you can't do shit.  If you are in a car in an open area then you are pretty much fucked.  You can't outrun the cops well enough and getting out on foot just gets you gang raped.

So yeah couple all that with the house you have in Chapter 10 which is out in the suburbs?  Yeah fuck you game.  I had almost finished a mission where you had to go to a bar, pick up a dead guy and drive across the fucking city to dump the car in a car compactor.  That loses you your car, so you have to go get another one then drive across the fucking city again to get home.  I got home and clipped a car with a cop behind me "HIT AND RUN MOTHERFUCKER" I can't get away from the cops, I can't get into my home to end the mission.  I get out of the car and try to fight them off.  Keep spawning around me, no cover die.  Auto save is back at dragging the corpse to the car.

Fuck that.  Time to stop for the night.
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Re: Let's Play Some Motherf*$&ing Games: 2010!!!!!!
« Reply #3563 on: August 28, 2010, 07:39:07 PM »
After playing enough RPGs, some people are left with a compulsive need to break everything a little harder than is truly necessary.

Some games have complicated methods of doing so. In others, a little rational thought will destroy the game. KotOR2 is the latter.

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« Reply #3564 on: August 28, 2010, 10:15:48 PM »
DMC2 - Beat Dante Mode. The game's challenge actually picked up a bit towards the end, particular Trismagia (the three faces) who made me actually learn how to dodge some of their stuff. Argosax had monstrous HP and was quite a fun idea in general (basically a chimera of DMC1-2 bosses) but a few of his parts could be cheaped out with long range attacks. Wouldn't be DMC2 witohut that! Still quite tricky. Final was fairly easy though not trivially so.

What I said before holds. It's a frustrating game because it really feels like it needed some playtesting to reveal some obvious holes the enemies had. Mooks sucked (though occasionally were used well with the terrain), but at least they weren't overly durable, so they were just something to brush aside while exploring stages and waiting to fight bosses. Stages and platforming are probably series best, and there are some good boss ideas, but overall it just has too many flaws to be a great game. Gameplaywise I think it's probably about on par with 3 (though different) but obviously it loses pretty badly in other departments, since it's not especially funny 99% of the time and the plot is just lolwhat. Maybe a 5.5/10 overall.

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Re: Let's Play Some Motherf*$&ing Games: 2010!!!!!!
« Reply #3565 on: August 29, 2010, 04:24:07 AM »
KotOR2: Ran through Citadel Station. Was a weird moment where the game decided to delete my allies right before the last fight against Czerka goons, which I really don't think was supposed to happen because I heard one of Kreia's battle voiceovers out of the blue while I was beating up on the goons solo. Fortunately they reappeared once I got down to Telos. Was briefly worried some crazy bug decided to kick my ass and I would have to reload and redo some stuff.

Highlight of the day was definitely telling the service droid to go fire on his owners. Nice subversion of Asimov's laws there.

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« Reply #3566 on: August 29, 2010, 05:30:19 PM »
Yakuza 3 - Chapter 8-10 has heavy doses of MAJIMA! and thus is awesome for that alone.

Chapter 9 is the Triads (yes them) walk into Tokyo completely unopposed (where is the police? JDF?) and begin wrecking shit to find your friend so they can lead you into a trap and their leader can fight you 1 on 1.
Its funny how the only guy willing to protect Tokyo was Majima who is a crazy motherfucker while the smug twats like Mine did nothing at all.

Mine is now the main villain after killing Kanda easily. For good reason too because if Kanda went into my office and caused a billion worth of damage I'd kill him too. Sad the fat man died though, I mean yeah he was scum but he was harmless. I mean at first you think that he rapes a different women a day but then you find out he gets off women moaning so instead of raping them he gives them back massages (!?!). Very good massages as well I'm told.

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« Reply #3567 on: August 30, 2010, 12:40:21 AM »
KotOR2: If Bao-Dur was any more mellow he'd be dead.

Jumped to Nar Shadda once I had freedom of movement. As is my usual M.O. in this sort of game, I can't really pass up opportunities to help people (for shiny XPs). So, needless to say, Kreia doesn't like me much.

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Re: Let's Play Some Motherf*$&ing Games: 2010!!!!!!
« Reply #3568 on: August 30, 2010, 01:00:53 AM »
Wizard of Oz: Beyond the Yellow-Brick Road:

I've been wanting to play this game since I was in Middle School. I grew up as a big fan of the Oz books, and sometime around being introduced to Final Fantasy 6, the thought came to me that the Wizard of Oz story would make a great base template for an RPG. After all, there was a simple journey, a small party of plucky heroes with well-defined personal goals, and tons of perilous and adorable monsters/witches to contend with. Add a little more RPG logic like "Scarecrow is weak to Fire, but immune to Status effects like Sleep" or "Tin Man is afflicted with Rust status effect when hit by Water attacks" and you have the makings of an awesome little romp through Oz!

Of course, in -my- version of the game, there would have been a lot more references to the colorful characters actually -in- the Oz-books. Not to mention a slightly more in-depth look at the fairly archetypal characters in the Children's novels.

MediaVision decided to go the opposite direction - apparently the original story was far too complex, so they reduced it to the bare bones and just made everything REALLY REALLY pretty.

While I like the storybook setting they added, and I would have been fine with having the relatively personality-less PCs, the utter lack of world-building is unforgiveable to me. If you're going to strip the series of all complexity, at least replace it with something of your own! An original take on Oz is always a welcome change to me, honestly. I enjoyed MacGuire's Wicked series immensely, and the musical version was entertaining, too. Even that crappy Sci-Fi original series "O.Z." or whatever it was called was at least appealing in the ways it tried to reinvent the series (despite Zoey Deschanel's bad acting ruining pretty much the entirety of the program).

But no, Wild Arms of Oz manages to have a less complicated plot/world/characters than Dragon Quest 4.

Well, at least the gameplay's good! The ratio system adds a nice layer of complexity and the battles are competent all-around. Very nicely polished. I must add that the game feels a lot more like Dragon Quest than it does Wild Arms. "DQ in Oz" is a more fitting nickname, despite being created by the Wild Arms teams.

Also, the aesthetics all-around are quite fitting. The artstyle is charming (though Dorothy's character art is a little creepy, her in-game model is quite well rendered) and suits the story book setting. The graphics are colorful (man, when was the last time I got to say that?! Like... Chrono Cross?). And the music, while forgettable, is appropriately laid-back, though not as cutesy as I was expecting from the opening credits.

The track ball feels pretty gimmicky, but it makes running around the world map slightly more fun, I must admit.

I just beat Flora (man, that was rough), and the first 3 Father Dragon fights (even rougher). Game is very well balanced and somewhat challenging, so I give it props for that. I keep petting Toto, hoping something will happen. So far, he seems to have learned 2 "New Tricks", but I have yet to see what that does. Does he leap in Interceptor-style? Man, that would be bad-ass.

Overall, I'm quite disappointed with the story, but it's still nice to have a definitive Oz RPG after all those years of daydreaming about it.

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Re: Let's Play Some Motherf*$&ing Games: 2010!!!!!!
« Reply #3569 on: August 30, 2010, 01:06:03 AM »
Then you will be extra-excited to hear my Care Bears RPG is coming along nicely!


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« Reply #3570 on: August 30, 2010, 08:09:51 AM »
DQ9- Just kidding, I fail and didn't play anything on my trip because I am a bum.
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« Reply #3571 on: August 30, 2010, 08:02:59 PM »
Yakuza 3 - Finally a boss with my name who isn't a pink fluffy cat! And he is the big bad to boot and dresses like Albert Wesker, Sega you just made what I'd be if I was American, in my 40s, an arms dealer and one bad dude. Also his death has to be the most crazy awesome thing I've seen. How many villains are killed off by being Dragon suplexed off the top of a building?

Mine was shit due to horrrible motives and the ending was lol inducing. So after all that shit a villain who disappeared half way through the game randomly shows up and shanks Kazuma? WTF!

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« Reply #3572 on: August 30, 2010, 09:32:42 PM »
Crackdown 2:

Second verse, same as the first
A little bit louder, a little bit... well, not worse, but I wouldn't say better.

Played through it over three days. The game is pretty much Crackdown 1 + zombies. And well, that's good enough for me. But unless they show some serious changes, I won't be getting Crackdown 3.

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« Reply #3573 on: August 31, 2010, 12:08:46 PM »
Metroid Other M: UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENES IN MY METROIDS?!  Okay, it's not that bothersome.  If you really loved Fusion, I recommend you check it out. It's a bit frustrating though that you have to stop, enter first person, scan lock and shoot just to fire one missile and you can't dodge or see anything.  Adam is still a dick.

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« Reply #3574 on: August 31, 2010, 09:07:48 PM »
KotOR2: Acquired 1x eyeless freak, fanservice bounty hunter, crimelord who's really not a robot no sir, and HK. Nar Shadda' busy for recruitment. HK-47 is glorious. Ally convos are pretty nice (principally Kreia, though). I finished up Nar Shadda plot stuff last night then figured I'd talk through everything I could with my team one-on-one before going to bed. Two hours later, I went to bed.

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