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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #250 on: March 24, 2010, 01:34:04 PM »
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #251 on: March 24, 2010, 02:19:52 PM »
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2010/03/18/tse-riff-theater-gamecrazy-training-video/

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The constant Glengarry Glenross references from the commentator were also good.

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #252 on: March 24, 2010, 08:58:32 PM »
http://godxiliary.com/alienvspooh/

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #253 on: March 25, 2010, 12:41:18 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/03/23/brizendine.male.brain/index.html?hpt=C1 Nothing much shocking here, but some neat informationa bout the gender differences in brains.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #254 on: March 25, 2010, 01:07:44 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/03/23/brizendine.male.brain/index.html?hpt=C1 Nothing much shocking here, but some neat informationa bout the gender differences in brains.

...shame on me for reading comments on the article. What did I expect other than a bunch of people taking it as offensively as possible - in different, even opposite ways!
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #255 on: March 25, 2010, 01:14:24 AM »
The first few comments aren't so bad.  I do like at the bottom you've got

"Hey, she looks hot."

"Do not objectify a woman just because she is highly doable."

"Your testosterone is elevated!"

Even if serious, still amusing.

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #256 on: March 25, 2010, 02:41:17 AM »
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1930495

Worth watching all the way through.

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #257 on: March 25, 2010, 04:04:18 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/03/23/brizendine.male.brain/index.html?hpt=C1 Nothing much shocking here, but some neat informationa bout the gender differences in brains.

...shame on me for reading comments on the article. What did I expect other than a bunch of people taking it as offensively as possible - in different, even opposite ways!

While in fairness I did not read the comments, I will say that the article was not well written. Something tells me the writing style of her books is far more sensationalist than scientific.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #258 on: March 25, 2010, 05:03:02 AM »
Right, so today I used the phrase "People die if they're killed" in a class debate on substantive Due Process and the right to die under the Constitution, and it actually worked in context.  Does the internet send me a prize now or something?
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« Reply #259 on: March 25, 2010, 05:09:57 AM »
It damn well ought to.
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« Reply #260 on: March 25, 2010, 05:25:00 AM »
Teacher: "Tell me why the majority says that Georgia has a valid state interest in prohibiting the family of this woman in a persistent vegetative state from pulling the plug on her, even though it's likely that's what she would have wanted?"
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #261 on: March 25, 2010, 05:57:35 AM »
They made suicide a crime because they wanted to make sure that you weren't free even in death.

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« Reply #262 on: March 25, 2010, 06:40:32 AM »
This wasn't about suicide exactly.  It was about whether to withhold lifesaving treatment.  Maybe it's artificial to draw an omission/commission line here and say the difference is meaningful, but it's a line that has been traditionally drawn.

Anyway, the case wasn't really about that.  The Georgia law allowed lifesaving treatment to be withheld, which is what the family said she would have wanted, but demanded a high burden of proof ("clear and convincing evidence," which is one down from "beyond a reasonable doubt" on the proof scale) from them that she actually desired for the plug to be pulled.  Just their say-so wasn't good enough (get a living will, kids).  The court said the state had a legitimate reason because if the family is right, she keeps on living, and that can be corrected, but if they're wrong, that's an irreversible mistake, because...
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #263 on: March 25, 2010, 08:40:31 AM »
You can quit becoming a lawyer because you already have won at law now.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #264 on: March 25, 2010, 08:48:58 AM »
I refuse to do that until the Man stops trying to tell me that I can't specify in my will that, should I ever enter a vegetative state, I want to be allowed to die, facilitated by a twenty-one shotgun salute. None of this turn off the pump, I want there to be a hail of gunfire that destroys the whole room.

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #265 on: March 25, 2010, 04:09:55 PM »
Having your basically-dead vegetative body launched from a catapult and then shot ala clay shooting is the manliest way to die with dignity.

I think I'd prefer heroin overdose because, hey why not, but that is less manly.

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #266 on: March 25, 2010, 07:06:41 PM »
I think I'd prefer heroin overdose

I thought Jesus kept stealing yours
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #267 on: March 25, 2010, 09:11:21 PM »
I think I'd prefer heroin overdose

I thought Jesus kept stealing yours

Well, yeah, but if I just do enough to kill Jesus FIRST. . . .

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #268 on: March 29, 2010, 12:43:08 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkgDhDa4HHo

"The next time you see a hybrid car with a baby in the back, smash the windows out of that car Fight Club style, steal the baby seat and leave a condom where the baby seat sat and see if you send a message.

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Sodomy is eco-friendly and abortion is green."

This guy speaks the truth.

EDIT:  Holy shit he has a series of these bits and they're all on Youtube.  Yessssssssss
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #272 on: March 30, 2010, 12:19:32 PM »
You want it.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #274 on: April 01, 2010, 12:56:10 AM »
Dunno if these have made the rounds here or not. In case they haven't, I figure a number of people here will appreciate these. Extremely exhaustive reviews of everything that is wrong with Phantom Menace and the Star Trek: TNG movies. Also hilarious. "Star Wars: the Phantom Menace is the most disappointing thing since my son. And while my son eventually hanged himself in the bathroom of a gas station, the sad truth about the Star Wars prequels is that they will be around forever." Note: all reviews are multipart, sometimes half as long as the actual movies (vastly more entertaining than them, too.)

Phantom Menace: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI&feature=related

Generations: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h06WKYFYdlo&feature=PlayList&p=459F6BB4FE51FC1D&playnext_from=PL&index=0&playnext=1
First Contact: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7Lr8cdZwHQ&feature=related
Insurrection: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlV3bsafkq0&feature=related
Nemesis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZjkHUrEuHc&feature=related