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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #500 on: June 12, 2010, 02:27:21 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdr95SSgm2g

That's not even the best part.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #501 on: June 12, 2010, 03:59:02 PM »
Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #502 on: June 12, 2010, 10:10:44 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_MqZn7E-mk&feature=player_embedded

If this is real, we might get another good Mortal Kombat movie... for different reasons than the first.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/6/11/

I liked this when I saw it a year ago and it was called "There Will Be Brawl."

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #503 on: June 14, 2010, 10:11:06 PM »
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/06/14/little-orphan-annie-ending/

"Little Orphan Annie" ends after almost 90 years with the title character kidnapped and pressed into service as a child soldier in the Balkans, while Daddy Warbucks gives her up for dead, assuming that she's been executed and fed to sharks.

Wait, what the fuck?
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #504 on: June 15, 2010, 02:19:49 AM »
http://kotaku.com/5563430/xbox-360-drops-price-on-tuesday-morning

XBox 360 Arcade for $99 at Target, effective tomorrow morning ($150 with a free $50 gift card). I think I'm finally getting a current-gen system.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #505 on: June 15, 2010, 12:50:12 PM »
You uh are aware they don't come with a hard drive right Shale?  Don't let that hold you back or anything (that is a DAMN good price, that is about what I tried to get that one last DL Con for second hand), just saying you might need to put a bit more cash into it at a later date.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #506 on: June 15, 2010, 01:19:08 PM »
I've got a friend with an Expert Zone account who can get me the Live starter pack (headset, hard drive, Live membership) for $50. I know I'll need them - there are some download-only games I want to play - but the extra $50 off is only for the Arcade.
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« Reply #507 on: June 15, 2010, 01:53:04 PM »
Oh score.  That is ridiculously sweet deal then.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #508 on: June 15, 2010, 02:26:33 PM »
Bleh, only thing I want to play on a next gen system is Star Ocean 4.  And XBox isn't even getting KH3.  Kind of like when Dreamcasts were $25.  Yeah it's cheap but what are you going to do with it?

EDIT:  http://www.rr.com/news/topic/article/rr/9000/14078553/American_on_mission_to_kill_bin_Laden_arrested

And nobody noticed he was carrying a 3 foot+ sword around?
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #509 on: June 15, 2010, 02:35:29 PM »
Play Bayonetta, Borderlands with the three people I know who have it for 360, Brutal Legend, Super Street Fighter IV, Scott Pilgrim, etc?
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #510 on: June 15, 2010, 02:58:45 PM »
EDIT:  http://www.rr.com/news/topic/article/rr/9000/14078553/American_on_mission_to_kill_bin_Laden_arrested

And nobody noticed he was carrying a 3 foot+ sword around?

Obviously it doesn't appear on his worldmap sprite.

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #511 on: June 15, 2010, 08:10:35 PM »
Play Bayonetta, Borderlands with the three people I know who have it for 360, Brutal Legend, Super Street Fighter IV, Scott Pilgrim, etc?

The idea that any of these games are somehow less compelling than another Kingdom Hearts game that will sacrifice valuable screen time for its obnoxious original characters is shocking.

Anyway, awesome thread:
Let Us Read Terrible Star Wars Novels For You!
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #512 on: June 15, 2010, 09:36:34 PM »
http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3179886

If this is really what the 3DS lineup is going to look like, then holy crap.

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #513 on: June 15, 2010, 09:39:19 PM »
PLEASE NOTE:

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #514 on: June 15, 2010, 11:16:29 PM »
OMG MARTHA STEWART!  I may need to get a 3DS now!

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(My serious response is like that but with Paper Mario).

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #515 on: June 16, 2010, 01:19:58 AM »
Final Fantasy Tactics comes to a new system - the iPhone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1308xZUffxc&feature=player_embedded

Secret of Mana is coming, too. Woo.  ::)

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #516 on: June 16, 2010, 05:07:09 AM »
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Name not final?  Come on, that just rolls off the tongue!

Looks like a really strong commitment from developers for a new system, so I'm guessing they really like the hardware.

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« Reply #517 on: June 16, 2010, 05:20:56 AM »
I think what happened is that a bunch of developers walked out of Avatar convinced that the 3D was the next big thing and wanting to hop on the bandwagon ASAP.

Then by some stroke of fortune, Nintendo just happened to be developing a 3D handheld system at the time, which they could pitch to devs as a 3D gaming platform that wouldn't require $2500+ TVs.

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« Reply #518 on: June 16, 2010, 05:23:55 AM »
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Name not final?  Come on, that just rolls off the tongue!

I believe that is the 3D-intensive graphics powerhouse known as Harvest Moon.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #519 on: June 16, 2010, 07:58:04 AM »
http://www.rpgdl.com/forums/index.php/topic,4412.500.html

There we are then.  Terra and Aqua sound pretty rough, but otherwise looking good.  With luck these aren't the final performances for the game and it's still in progress.

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #520 on: June 16, 2010, 07:59:47 AM »
I thought Niu was our secret boss.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #521 on: June 16, 2010, 08:24:39 AM »
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #522 on: June 16, 2010, 08:58:33 AM »
Final Fantasy Tactics comes to a new system - the iPhone.

Oh SHIT. Thank god I bought one a month ago.

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #523 on: June 16, 2010, 11:38:59 AM »
http://kotaku.com/5564608/final-fantasy-designer-would-like-to-make-a-first-person-shooter

I would imagine this would be basically the worst game ever.

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« Reply #524 on: June 16, 2010, 07:05:21 PM »
I think what happened is that a bunch of developers walked out of Avatar convinced that the 3D was the next big thing and wanting to hop on the bandwagon ASAP.

That's only 6 months of development time, so probably not.  The more likely explanation is that developers just think the system will do well.  Remember, the PSP had 30 launch titles in the US (which I think might be a record for any US system launch?)  If you're developing a game, obviously you get a choice of "do we make this a DS title, or a 3DS title?"--and while DS titles will hit a wider install base, early 3DS titles will get a lot of mindshare from, say, people on the internet reading a "games in development" list.  (Kinda like how Monkey Ball hit fairly mainstream purely because it was a GameCube launch title, whereas Monkey Ball was an obscure non-seller before then).

And developers can be wrong; developers had more faith in the PSP than the DS.  3DS feels like a pretty safe bet, though (new Nintendo portable successor to the best-selling system of all time.  Main update this system is that the graphics are shinier.  Yeah, feels pretty safe).