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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #75 on: January 21, 2010, 11:01:30 PM »
http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/insider/2010/01/18/whats-next-for-coco/

Help push the vote for Conan O'Brien to star in "Conan the Bangbarian," a porno film in the mid-range.

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« Reply #76 on: January 21, 2010, 11:03:26 PM »
I like Sons of Anarchy too much not to vote for that, even if it's throwing my vote away.

I'm annoyed "Return to The Simpsons as a writer" was not on there.

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« Reply #77 on: January 22, 2010, 09:27:03 PM »
I like Sons of Anarchy too much not to vote for that, even if it's throwing my vote away.

I'm annoyed "Return to The Simpsons as a writer" was not on there.

The Simpsons no longer HAS writers. It's done like how they wrote novels in 1984 now.

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« Reply #78 on: January 22, 2010, 10:07:44 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94
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« Reply #79 on: January 23, 2010, 05:41:16 AM »
That was pretty popular back in the day, mc.

Why Conan O'Brien is comedy gold: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtvwIU3YB5Y

Short version: To punish NBC, he buys a Bugati Veyrun, the most expensive car in the world, on the company's dime and dresses it like a mouse. The theme song? The original recording of The Rolling Stones' Satisfaction, one of the most expensive pieces of music to license for broadcast use

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« Reply #80 on: January 23, 2010, 06:12:51 AM »
Unfortunately (or fortunately if you're an NBC executive), the actual cost of that segment was next to nil, because they only borrowed the car and have a standing licensing deal with the Stones' label that allows them to use Satisfaction without paying per individual airing.
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« Reply #81 on: January 23, 2010, 08:34:10 AM »
So...turns out one of my close friends was on the Daily Show six years ago (the butch):

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-march-23-2004/queer-and-present-danger?title=queer-and-present-danger&videoId=107953

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« Reply #82 on: January 23, 2010, 10:55:50 AM »
Unfortunately (or fortunately if you're an NBC executive), the actual cost of that segment was next to nil, because they only borrowed the car and have a standing licensing deal with the Stones' label that allows them to use Satisfaction without paying per individual airing.

Using that Super Bowl footage, though? They had to pay through the ass for that.

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« Reply #83 on: January 23, 2010, 04:47:09 PM »
Unfortunately (or fortunately if you're an NBC executive), the actual cost of that segment was next to nil, because they only borrowed the car and have a standing licensing deal with the Stones' label that allows them to use Satisfaction without paying per individual airing.

Using that Super Bowl footage, though? They had to pay through the ass for that.
Huh?

*rewatches clip*

...what superbowl footage?  (And at any rate, being a comedy show, wouldn't they get parody protections?)

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« Reply #84 on: January 23, 2010, 05:47:18 PM »
Different part of the episode.
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« Reply #85 on: January 23, 2010, 07:14:03 PM »
Unfortunately (or fortunately if you're an NBC executive), the actual cost of that segment was next to nil, because they only borrowed the car and have a standing licensing deal with the Stones' label that allows them to use Satisfaction without paying per individual airing.

Using that Super Bowl footage, though? They had to pay through the ass for that.
Huh?

*rewatches clip*

...what superbowl footage?  (And at any rate, being a comedy show, wouldn't they get parody protections?)

If they were to make their own parody footage of a Super Bowl, they would be protected. To actually rebroadcast the original footage of last year's Super Bowl (which was on another channel, to boot) they have to pay the NFL and possibly CBS a shitload of money. You're not allowed to simply rebroadcast someone else's original footage just because you are a comedy program.
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« Reply #86 on: January 23, 2010, 10:28:42 PM »
Well, as it turns out, that wasn't Super Bowl footage.
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« Reply #87 on: January 23, 2010, 11:32:30 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=664F2AE1160FF884

The Secret Life of Chaos.  Great documentary on self-organization, chaos theory, and evolution.  If you don't feel like watching a documentary, you should at least check this part out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1ZZ6n2DMOU&feature=PlayList&p=664F2AE1160FF884&index=5

Just watch it.  The information starts at 1:20, and the crazy starts around the 3 minute mark.

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« Reply #88 on: January 24, 2010, 06:02:34 PM »
Hell Yes Alan Turing.  That man was made of awesome.

EDIT:

If you don't feel like watching a documentary, you should at least check this part out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1ZZ6n2DMOU&feature=PlayList&p=664F2AE1160FF884&index=5

Just watch it.  The information starts at 1:20, and the crazy starts around the 3 minute mark.

Zuh?  That seems like the least exciting part of the entire film to me.  Although, granted, I'm a programmer, so that section is fairly everyday stuff to me.
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« Reply #89 on: January 24, 2010, 08:28:08 PM »
The philosophical and historical context the documentary puts each of these discoveries into is absolutely fascinating, yes.  It isn't as fascinating as basically being shown evolution in progress, but then again I'm not a programmer.

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« Reply #90 on: January 25, 2010, 07:13:52 AM »
The philosophical and historical context the documentary puts each of these discoveries into is absolutely fascinating, yes.  It isn't as fascinating as basically being shown evolution in progress, but then again I'm not a programmer.

But it's just micro-evolution, and personally there's micro-evolution examples that I find a lot more interesting, like dog breeding.  (Besides, I've seen all that footage before; it's a middleware ad).

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« Reply #91 on: January 26, 2010, 03:35:19 AM »
on a completely different note (actually one with possible body physics similarities, but anyway...)

my mother showed me this a little a while ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mVpGmoES3w

pretty crazy stuff.
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« Reply #92 on: January 26, 2010, 04:40:35 PM »
The philosophical and historical context the documentary puts each of these discoveries into is absolutely fascinating, yes.  It isn't as fascinating as basically being shown evolution in progress, but then again I'm not a programmer.

But it's just micro-evolution, and personally there's micro-evolution examples that I find a lot more interesting, like dog breeding.  (Besides, I've seen all that footage before; it's a middleware ad).

Show me a video where macroevolution happens before my eyes and then that'll be relevant to me.  'Til then, "Whatever still awesome."

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« Reply #93 on: January 26, 2010, 06:08:53 PM »
Psychonauts. $2 on Steam. Buy it or Tim Schaefer will eat your babies.
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« Reply #94 on: January 26, 2010, 07:23:04 PM »
The philosophical and historical context the documentary puts each of these discoveries into is absolutely fascinating, yes.  It isn't as fascinating as basically being shown evolution in progress, but then again I'm not a programmer.

But it's just micro-evolution, and personally there's micro-evolution examples that I find a lot more interesting, like dog breeding.  (Besides, I've seen all that footage before; it's a middleware ad).

Show me a video where macroevolution happens before my eyes and then that'll be relevant to me.  'Til then, "Whatever still awesome."

Ehh, I thought the clock simulation linked here a while back was a pretty good example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcAq9bmCeR0

It shows long periods of stability, then jumping to something completely different with a rapid population shift.


By contrast, machine learning when you're teaching something to walk over 10 generations is just refinement--there's no logical jump.  In fact, usually they have to start out the gene pool with lots of legs that already look like they're walking--if they start with completely random input, you'll get very different locomotion (like the guy who belly flops across the ground as the most energy-efficient way to travel).  Machine learning is generally aiming for something very specific, and uses all sorts of artificial limits in an effort to keep the process short and directed.  It contrasts from the clock example which started out with completely random clocks, 98% of which did nothing.

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« Reply #95 on: January 27, 2010, 06:41:48 PM »
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Honestly, the pictures are pretty funny even without the captions. But the judgmental octopus is great.
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« Reply #96 on: January 27, 2010, 07:05:51 PM »
MC stop ruining this one for me ok?  Ok.

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« Reply #97 on: January 27, 2010, 09:17:32 PM »
Iunno, the whole trolling you thing is kinda funny.

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #99 on: January 27, 2010, 11:09:49 PM »
Your definition of metal is quite ample.
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