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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #650 on: August 04, 2010, 01:24:01 AM »
*holds onto the hope that N1 isn't actually involved in this*

If they are, maybe it will actually turn out to be a comedy game?

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #651 on: August 04, 2010, 03:31:21 AM »
Yeah sounds like a comedy gold mine.

Maybe next they can do a Dogs With Leprosy RPG.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #652 on: August 04, 2010, 04:32:46 AM »
*Shrugs*

"Taking Over Hell" doesn't exactly sound like a comedy premise either, but Disgaea ended up pretty funny.

I'd think "Spanking the Seven Deadly Sins" actually lends itself more easily to comedic exploitation.

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #653 on: August 04, 2010, 11:12:02 AM »
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #654 on: August 04, 2010, 02:52:46 PM »
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #655 on: August 05, 2010, 01:14:36 AM »
lends itself more easily to comedic exploitation.

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #656 on: August 07, 2010, 07:42:29 PM »
http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-villain/index.html

Gamespot does a villains contest (in the preliminry vote-in rounds right now; Manfred Von Karma's right on the borderline; pity I wasted my vote on Lezard).

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #657 on: August 07, 2010, 07:47:25 PM »
Lavos beating Manfred, Lezard, and Dedede shows that folks have no taste.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #658 on: August 08, 2010, 06:17:44 AM »
With such revolutionary ideas like stealing a done to death GF poll, no wonder I haven't visited Gamespot in like...a decade. Man, I seem to remember it at one time being a useful thing too?
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #659 on: August 08, 2010, 06:47:00 AM »
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/08/06/mega-man-fantasy-art/

Fun stuff.  Probably worth checking back at the source when the contest ends.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #660 on: August 08, 2010, 02:23:19 PM »
And from the same site: http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/08/05/8-bit-comics-super-heroes-reimagined-for-the-nes/

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #661 on: August 08, 2010, 09:15:28 PM »
With such revolutionary ideas like stealing a done to death GF poll, no wonder I haven't visited Gamespot in like...a decade. Man, I seem to remember it at one time being a useful thing too?

I enjoyed a poll from last week: "Do you or have you had a significant other?"

Like 65% responds "No, and I never have."

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #662 on: August 09, 2010, 05:54:59 AM »
With such revolutionary ideas like stealing a done to death GF poll, no wonder I haven't visited Gamespot in like...a decade. Man, I seem to remember it at one time being a useful thing too?

I enjoyed a poll from last week: "Do you or have you had a significant other?"

Like 65% responds "No, and I never have."

That poll amused me for a few reasons. The fact that it jumped from "Yes, but we're not that serious." to "Yes, we're engaged." left out probably the majority of people who are in a relationship.

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #663 on: August 09, 2010, 03:48:20 PM »
http://badasshistory.com/voytek.html
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #664 on: August 09, 2010, 11:42:23 PM »
As a few people in the comments point out, elemental affinities and Doom resistances are nothing like RPS. (Also if you're guessing elemental affinities in most games, you're doing it wrong. Scan more if it isn't obvious innately.) That's more a matter of "using what works best".

Also, it's pretty ridiculous to have a RPS in video games discussion without bringing in things like fighting games and competitive Pokemon which have really applicable parallels.

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #665 on: August 10, 2010, 12:14:53 AM »
http://failblog.org/2010/08/09/epic-fail-video-bowling-fail/

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #666 on: August 10, 2010, 02:50:22 AM »
As a few people in the comments point out, elemental affinities and Doom resistances are nothing like RPS. (Also if you're guessing elemental affinities in most games, you're doing it wrong. Scan more if it isn't obvious innately.) That's more a matter of "using what works best".

This, this, this, this, THIS. There's a small nugget of truth in the article regarding Doom balance, but the finer points are completely missed. Doom gameplay is a lot finer granulated than that(Surprisingly!), distilling it down to R/P/S misses the point.

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I just want to facepalm at this article implying that the chainsaw replaces the (berserk) fist or that the fist is useless.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #667 on: August 10, 2010, 05:55:13 AM »
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/08/09/chris-evans-turns-lucas-lee-into-a-one-man-franchise-with-these/#comments

Fake movie posters from the career of "Scott Pilgrim" villain Lucas Lee. They are brilliant.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #668 on: August 10, 2010, 10:44:43 AM »
Fallout: New Vegas sure has a lot of famous people playing characters

Contains spoilers for a game whose writing I actually care about, namely FO: New Vegas. In fact, I actually care about this game enough that I am going to use a spoiler warning for this:

MICHAEL DORN! FUUUUCK YEAHHHHH! COMING AGAIN TO PLAY MOTHERFUCKIN MARCUS!

Ron Perlman is, of course, back. Also Danny Trejo plays a joinable cNPC. It's a ghoul, because holy shit Danny Trejo is one step away anyway.

I always wondered why Rene Auberjonois didn't doing voice acting with the distinctive voice he has.

And Zachary Levi is in it and he's like... playing a Science version of John Casey?
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #669 on: August 10, 2010, 03:23:47 PM »
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #670 on: August 10, 2010, 04:30:05 PM »
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #671 on: August 10, 2010, 08:34:33 PM »
For Grefter, as requested, big cats and catnip.

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #672 on: August 10, 2010, 09:31:30 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NATeU-r0GDU

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #673 on: August 10, 2010, 10:28:53 PM »
http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2010/08/09/of-ire-and-brimstone.html?sid=101

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #674 on: August 11, 2010, 03:57:48 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NATeU-r0GDU

The real story of Star Wars. This is Rob bait.

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