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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #750 on: September 16, 2010, 02:25:56 AM »
Yet another reason I'm never buying anything directly from Activision ever.

EDIT: Instead, you should buy something directly from Telltale Games. Like the complete Tales of Monkey Island, for five fucking dollars. Jesus Christ.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #751 on: September 16, 2010, 08:32:12 AM »
Probably because it's a short step from that to selling gameplay and cutscenes separately for $40 each.

You do realise that is a fucking bargain right?

Yet another reason I'm never buying anything directly from Activision ever.

EDIT: Instead, you should buy something directly from Telltale Games. Like the complete Tales of Monkey Island, for five fucking dollars. Jesus Christ.

You do realise that is a fucking bargain right?


You do realise that is a fucking bargain right?
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #752 on: September 16, 2010, 02:18:04 PM »

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #753 on: September 16, 2010, 04:49:59 PM »
http://whatever.scalzi.com/2010/09/16/writing-find-the-time-or-dont/

In summary (but read it, it's worth it): Want to be a writer? Write! Don't have the time? Like hell you don't!
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #754 on: September 16, 2010, 07:56:11 PM »
That is a lot of words for saying what I have been saying for a while.

DO
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #755 on: September 16, 2010, 08:50:12 PM »
That is a lot of words for saying what I have been saying for a while.

DO
IT
PUSSY

No.

Truth be told, I'd rather read a book, or write 1000+ word debate posts on message boards, or make a stat topic, or prepare a lesson for a classroom.  None of these are precisely not writing per-se, but am I going to be "a writer" and write "a fictional novel" or something?  I seriously doubt it; for all that I have a few outline drafts on my computer, to me it's more fun creating the outline and maybe a couple of key scenes that excite me than it is to actually grind until all the details are filled in giving the cool scenes context to everyone else.

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http://www.thersa.org/events/vision/vision-videos/david-harvey-the-crises-of-capitalism
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http://lukehalliwell.wordpress.com/
A "where we went wrong" story of the game studio that just closed (people who made Crackdown)

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200 pound octopus cake.

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #756 on: September 16, 2010, 10:30:35 PM »
Then uh you don't want to be a writer, so it doesn't matter?  You are doing the thing you enjoy already, I don't need to tell you to DO IT PUSSY.  I mean like of all people you ARE the one that does what they want to do fairly decisively.

It isn't EVERYONE WRITE BOOKS.  It is if there is something you want to do then you shouldn't waste time sighing over it and going I wish I wish I was a fish.  You should be getting in the fucking water and swim like a mother fucker, go to your GP and ask about how gill transplant technology is going and start jizzing freely in the ocean in a feeble attempt to breed.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #757 on: September 16, 2010, 10:41:54 PM »
The idea of a guy jizzing in the water to impregnate fish made me laugh louder than I should. Damnit, Grefter!

I write something every day, aiming to have at least 200 words a day of SOMETHING and to see where I end up with the final result. It was interesting to read though, but I think you get the same sort of advice from just about anyone who talks about creative stuff. You do it or don't.



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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #758 on: September 16, 2010, 10:50:20 PM »
I mean like of all people you ARE the one that does what they want to do fairly decisively.

I suppose that's true.

It's more that...recently I went to a book festival and got a lot of "do you write?", "umm...not in about 10 years", "oh, why not?"  "Busy doing other things, I guess."  "You just have to make time for it!  Why don't you make time for it???" so I had actually been mulling over that question already, and your post seemed like a perfect opportunity to post my conclusions.

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« Reply #759 on: September 17, 2010, 10:18:53 AM »
Also fair enough.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #760 on: September 17, 2010, 07:11:45 PM »
Brent Weeks and Brandon Sanderson are guest posting at the Borders sci-fi blog, Babel Clash, this week -- good times. More writing about writing. (Can you tell what I've been thinking about lately?)

http://bordersblog.com/scifi/

EDIT: On the topic of feeling pressured by all the WRITE, DO IT NOW talk, I feel like I have to point out that imperatives like that are really only directed at the people who have an interest in it. If someone is telling you to do something you're not interested in doing, why would you say anything but "thanks, but no thanks"? I admit a book festival is another animal. But if you answer a person (perhaps even a writer) who asks the question, "Do you write?" with something approximating "sometimes/I used to/not anymore" at an event about books, well, of course they're going to suggest you get out there and Just Do It. That whole scenario implies the very thing John Scalzi ranted against: wanting to, but never making the time to do what you want to do.

In other words, this is also something I've been thinking about lately, but from the giving side. I hesitate to tell people what to do/what I'm going to do for fear of influencing their feelings/opinions/making them feel pressured, but goddamnit I have to assume SOMEONE has backbone enough to say "Thanks, not for me" and/or understands the context. If I don't, I'm going to spend my entire life hiding behind social assumptions.
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« Reply #761 on: September 17, 2010, 09:49:00 PM »
True, but at the same time I can't think of another hobby/profession that has pressured me verbally like that.  I've never had people come up to me and say "plant a garden.  DO IT PUSSY."  Nor have I heard "Learn CPR.  DO IT PUSSY."  I also haven't heard "Take more photographs.  DO IT PUSSY."  Anyhow...

http://stef.io/2010/9/the-popes-speech-venn-style
Amusing venn diagrams.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Qag7qf3MU
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http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/09/around_the_solar_system.html
(large images) Some neat images of the solar system.

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/62202/20100914/rochester-video-games-science-call-of-duty-unreal-tournament-the-sims.htm
Another one of those "videogames improve cognitive abilities" articles.


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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #762 on: September 17, 2010, 09:49:48 PM »
That's because amateur gardeners, paramedics and photographers generally aren't as weakass as aspiring writers. It's no big deal to get  packet of seeds or snap pictures of whatever's in your backyard or around town, but put a blank page in front of somebody who, in theory, wants to write, and you get excuses.
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« Reply #763 on: September 18, 2010, 12:46:33 AM »
Do you want to learn CPR, do photography and plant a garden?  If so, I will take it up for the enthusiasts on their behalf.

Do it, Pussy.

Otherwise like... yeah <_<  I am sure if you went to an amateur CPR event and someone asked if you do CPR and say that you used to they will tell you to just get out there and start doing it again as well.  Plenty of that is just the context.  I can tell you as a dedicated Art consumer and not creator when I have been to small gallery events (only a few times) I do get asked if I do any painting/sculpture/drawing and the answer is always no, I don't have the talent for it or the desire to really do it.  I am here for the critical analysis.
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« Last Edit: September 18, 2010, 04:25:32 AM by Lady Door »
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #765 on: September 18, 2010, 09:24:23 AM »
http://www.eventhubs.com/news/2010/sep/18/spider-man-and-wesker-confirmed-marvel-vs-capcom-3/

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« Reply #766 on: September 19, 2010, 08:11:10 PM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8007246/Spray-on-clothing-in-a-can-to-be-launched.html

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #767 on: September 19, 2010, 08:27:49 PM »
That is the hottest, most impractical invention I've ever heard of.

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« Reply #768 on: September 20, 2010, 06:58:11 PM »
In completely shocking news, Japanese people aren't keen on foreign things!

Seriously, though, it's an interesting article on how Western games are kind of being pushed in Japan because the industry there is stagnating.  Interesting in part because they're pushing some of the more mainstream American games, which is a stagnant industry in different ways.  Also fascinating  because it highlights how the differing cultures has lead to differing types of games: America's an individualist society with an emphasis on class fluidity (in theory anyway) and guns; Japan is more collectivist and group-oriented and emphasizes finding and fitting into your place in society.  One culture is now tending to produce open-ended sandbox games where you shoot people, or games where your decisions affect the ending in some way and you shoot people.  The other culture has tended toward producing very linear games where you may or may not shoot people.

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Well I thought it was fascinating.

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« Reply #769 on: September 20, 2010, 07:56:16 PM »
That is the hottest, most impractical invention I've ever heard of.

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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #770 on: September 20, 2010, 08:20:46 PM »
That is the hottest, most impractical invention I've ever heard of.

Orgazmo wants a word with you.

The Orgazmorator wasn't impractical. it was a valuable time-saver and non-lethal self-defense weapon.

In completely shocking news, Japanese people aren't keen on foreign things!

Seriously, though, it's an interesting article on how Western games are kind of being pushed in Japan because the industry there is stagnating.  Interesting in part because they're pushing some of the more mainstream American games, which is a stagnant industry in different ways.  Also fascinating  because it highlights how the differing cultures has lead to differing types of games: America's an individualist society with an emphasis on class fluidity (in theory anyway) and guns; Japan is more collectivist and group-oriented and emphasizes finding and fitting into your place in society.  One culture is now tending to produce open-ended sandbox games where you shoot people, or games where your decisions affect the ending in some way and you shoot people.  The other culture has tended toward producing very linear games where you may or may not shoot people.

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Well I thought it was fascinating.

If there's one thing the Japanese hate, it's freedom.
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Re: Puny Miscellaneous Links for Mortals: 2010
« Reply #771 on: September 21, 2010, 12:27:42 AM »
Get your nasty open-ended shooting games away from me.  I just hit 300 hours played of Dragon Quest 9.

I think they got a snapshot of me in the center of the third picture down:

http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2009/09/dragon-quest-ix-2/

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« Reply #772 on: September 21, 2010, 01:26:32 AM »
Nice Pikachu, CK.
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« Reply #774 on: September 21, 2010, 02:14:44 AM »