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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #275 on: May 28, 2010, 12:06:07 AM »
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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #276 on: May 28, 2010, 03:05:01 AM »
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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #277 on: May 28, 2010, 08:49:21 AM »
Kingdom Hearts seriously needed more Swordgirls. Why has it taken this long?

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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #278 on: May 28, 2010, 09:01:33 AM »
Kingdom Hearts seriously needed more Swordgirls. Why has it taken this long?

Being as that is an original character, your statement is patently false. What it needs is to ditch all its original characters because they are uniformly a waste of time and spend more time on Jungle Book levels and Tron levels and shit.

THEY OMITTED THE JUNGLE BOOK TWICE.

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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #279 on: May 28, 2010, 11:28:08 AM »
*shrug* The newer KH games (358 days and BbS) have decidedly less crappy original characters. Xion is entertaining at least.

Although, I also agree entirely about the lack of Jungle Book levels.

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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #280 on: May 28, 2010, 02:26:14 PM »
Gimme some Great Mouse Detective and I might consider picking this series up. Just to fight a manic, terrifying Ratigan.
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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #281 on: May 28, 2010, 05:05:15 PM »
I feel in the mood for a Suiko dog.
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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #282 on: May 28, 2010, 05:51:32 PM »
Kingdom Hearts seriously needed more Swordgirls. Why has it taken this long?

Well, they did have Mulan in KH2, I'm pretty sure she counts as a Swordgirl!
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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #283 on: June 07, 2010, 06:28:44 AM »
I approve of Ultradude's signature and I want to know if it comes from a larger work that devotes itself to making fun of Twilight or if it's from the actual book itself.

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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #284 on: June 07, 2010, 07:08:30 AM »
That's from Chris vs. Twilight, the Twitter-log of a guy (named Chris) who read Twilight while drunk, chapter by chapter.
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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #285 on: June 07, 2010, 08:14:36 AM »
A guy named Chris Sims who is awesome and you should probably be reading his other stuff even if you aren't into comics.  This is the man that annotated Anita Blake so we all saw YOU MUST GET OUT OF HERE, YOU HAVE A HAUNTED VAGINA spewed all over the internet.
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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #286 on: June 07, 2010, 08:53:22 AM »
This is amazing.

One part in particular that summed up a lot of the thoughts that went through my head when read the first half of Twilight before deciding that I'd rather play Drakkhen for its plot is the following:

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Bella has decided that she's willing to take a bullet (or a werewolf, at least) for a boy she has gone on .5 dates with.

That's a good lesson for young girls: Form intense emotional attachments at the first sign of interest.

Especially if they're mixed in with neglect and lies.

Also if a boy tells you to stay away from him, it's because he's totes into you.

This book only has two speeds: Dull and infuriating.

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are you serious stephenie meyer.

Bella's paper on Macbeth is about "Whether Shakespeare's treatment of the female characters is misogynistic."

I'm willing to suspend my disbelief quite a bit for this book. Vampires and werewolves? Sure. No prob.

But lady, if you want me to believe that Bella Swan can spot misogyny without a magnifying glass and a tour guide...

Chris describes it more eloquently than the book does.

Basically, the entire time I was reading, all I kept thinking was how fascinating Bella could have been as a character if Meyer had presented her as a terrible person instead of trying to make the reader believe that the person doing all these horrible unredeeming things was supposed to be some kind of heroic figure that we're supposed to root for.

If the book wasn't written as 'Beautiful Romance story between Girl and Vampire' but instead as 'A Girl on the path to Self-Destruction', we'd actually have something here. Meyer has unintentionally created one of the most terrifying glimpses into misogynistic victimization that I've ever read, but she totes it as a dramatic romance (and her fans are even worse about it).

As someone who worked in a bookstore and got to meet fans of many different writers and engage in exciting discourse with them, it depresses me that Meyer is allowed to continue breathing, let alone getting paid to write this drivel and influence a generation of young women.

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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #287 on: June 07, 2010, 12:14:58 PM »
I've not even read Twilight and I'm finding this fucking hilarious. Also, totally stealing this quote for future use:

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If this book had a face, I would punch it in the dick.

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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #288 on: June 07, 2010, 12:22:59 PM »
You Have To Get Out Of Here.

YOUR VAGINA

IS HAUNTED.


Also holy crap, it is against my very being to say it, but this is really damned cute.
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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #289 on: June 07, 2010, 02:38:13 PM »
Also, speaking of haunted vaginas, check out today's update for what happens when somebody with talent and a soul draws Tarot.
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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #290 on: June 07, 2010, 02:45:41 PM »
Also, speaking of haunted vaginas, check out today's update for what happens when somebody with talent and a soul draws Tarot.

They lose it?

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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #291 on: June 07, 2010, 03:03:41 PM »
Only if they took it seriously.  Going the opposite direction allows you to draw it and keep your sanity, partially cause you laugh your ass off.
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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #292 on: June 07, 2010, 04:39:41 PM »
Anybody else just realize that the last several posts have been in Sigs instead of Misc. Links? >_>

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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #293 on: June 07, 2010, 05:41:12 PM »
A guy named Chris Sims who is awesome and you should probably be reading his other stuff even if you aren't into comics.  This is the man that annotated Anita Blake so we all saw YOU MUST GET OUT OF HERE, YOU HAVE A HAUNTED VAGINA spewed all over the internet.

That wasn't Anita Blake. It was something much worse.

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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #294 on: June 07, 2010, 10:41:32 PM »
Right, yes.  That other thing.

Posting the links where they are relevant.  It seems people missed important things when they were posted in Misc links.
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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #295 on: June 08, 2010, 12:12:38 AM »
Hadn't realized that the link to Chris V Sims was in response to UltraDude's sig.  Sue me.

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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #296 on: June 10, 2010, 09:31:40 AM »
I call for a renewed Firefly fad. WHO'S WITH ME?

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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #297 on: June 10, 2010, 11:59:03 AM »
Well, the time is now.

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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #298 on: June 10, 2010, 05:00:05 PM »
It seems you need a man of the bedsheets, Djinn.  Er, cloth, man of the cloth, that's what I meant...

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Re: Sigs & Avatars: Internet Vanity at its Best! 2010
« Reply #299 on: June 10, 2010, 08:22:33 PM »
A pretty face.

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