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Author Topic: Irradiation from Chernoble in Night Sky (vs. a Lesbian) - Cloud of Darknevs. Nel  (Read 677 times)

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Beautiful, gaseous, and perhaps a little too risque for 8 bits, the great summoned cumulus destroyer comes forth from the void to bring upon the world a curse of darkness...and naked green breasts.  Sexy and deadly, the world its plaything, the Cloud of Darkness is a being of immense power and evil, and all whom dare challenge its might shall fall.  Once defeated long ago, it's time to take to the battlefield and destroy those who challenge the great evil that it brings.  Lesbians...the vile, horrible creatures that are an abomination to the dark gods...killing such a loathsome monster will please the dark beings of the netherworld, and such an easy treat it will be.  Particle Beam, a deadly weapon invented by the Ariloulaleelay aeons ago, heads the powerful offense of the great Cloud of Darkness, and supporting the deadly energy weapon, it brings along a terrible mind and body altering gas, one that none save the mightiest of creatures can tolerate, and one that has been proven effective on lesbians in the past.  And the greatest fear of a lesbian....tentacles.  The two tentacles of evil that Cloud of Darkness controls provide additional power, from deadly electrical storms to a powerful tentacle rape assault, that cements this victory in the hands of the evil incarnate in the stratosphere.  And what of this poor woman's chances to achieve victory against such a being?  Knives versus air?  Preposterous - such pitiful acts are a nuisance, and a pathetic showing that displeases the gods.  Terror has a name, and terror has a voice.  The visage of terror, a gigantic breasted cloud of immense evil, shall be written upon thy souls.  And ye shall come to know true abomination at its darkest.
[11:53] <+Meeple_Gorath> me reading, that's a good one

[19:26] * +Terra_Condor looks up. Star Wars Football, what?
[19:27] <+Terra_Condor> Han Kicks First?
[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Vader intercepts.
[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Touchdown and Alderaan explodes in the victory

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The great summoned cumulus destroyer comes forth from the void to bring upon the world a curse of darkness. Particle Beam heads the powerful offense of the great Cloud of Darkness, and supporting the deadly energy weapon, it brings along a terrible mind and body altering gas, one that none save the mightiest of creatures can tolerate. The two tentacles of evil control deadly electrical storms; that cements this victory in the hands of the vast evil incarnate in the stratosphere. And what of this poor woman's chances to achieve victory against such a being? Knives versus air? Preposterous. A pitiful showing, and one that Nel will relive in her fall!